At the end of the morning meeting of the project department of Tulou Town, Shi Tiejun threw a word to Fan Haichao, the coordinator, his face was ugly as if he had been cuckolded by his daughter-in-law, and he didn't go back.

"Director Fan, you are limited to five minutes to come to my office!"

If Comrade Fan Haichao hadn't been too birdish at all in the past, Secretary Shi, but today is different, he has a big appearance, appeared in the conference room in a nondescript manner, and made the security comrade of Brother Zuo as a monster, and as a result, the whole project department regarded him as a monster, which was similar to watching a monkey.

Fan Haichao came to Shi Tiejun's office, and Shi Tiejun's face was still the same as just now, an already long face, which was even longer, almost like a loofah.

"Damn, Shi Tiejun, you give Lao Tzu a dry ball, look at your loofah face and chin is about to rest on the desk, your virtue is as green as your wife put an eight-green hat on you, it's all as green as a green-haired turtle. ”

Fan Haichao scolded in his heart, leaned back on the two-seater sofa where Shi Tiejun was a guest, put his legs up, and the leather shoe on his right foot rested on the coffee table of the two-person sofa and trembled, crooked his mouth to Shi Tiejun.

"Secretary Tiejun, do you have something to do with me?"

Fan Haichao leaned on the sofa with a big grin, with the virtue of being a child, especially seeing Fan Haichao's right leg shaking like a stroke, Shi Tiejun swooped to Fan Haichao's side, and raised his leg to kick Fan Haichao's shaking right leg.

"Fan Haichao, I'm not your chicken coop here, you put a right foot that stepped on on top of my coffee table, you go out for me and wipe my feet clean before coming in. ”

Shi Tiejun reacted so quickly, precisely because he saw a piece of on the sole of Fan Haichao's right foot, and he didn't know which chicken coop this thing came out of.

"Hehe, Secretary Tiejun, isn't it just two pieces of chicken shit, what's so strange about this, like our people who do coordination work, they drill into the woods every day, run to the village every day, don't step on chicken shit, even dog shit can be stepped on."

It's like your secretary Tiejun sitting in a big office every day, leaning on the comfortable boss's chair while listening to music and chatting with old women, don't mention the hot chat.

Secretary Tiejun, you play WeChat and shake to a few old women nearby, shake to you to share resources, and also introduce me to my brother, don't swallow it alone. ”

Fan Haichao grinned, he didn't take the on his feet seriously for a while, he had to be quite right, like he was really drilling in the village woods to do coordination work, and it was not surprising to step on, but today his was not stepped on on the construction site, but the on the soles of his leather shoes accumulated over time, accumulating a thick layer, he had never had the habit of brushing shoes, and most of the people engaged in engineering did not have the habit of brushing shoes, even if they brushed their shoes, it didn't work.

Fan Haichao has no one in his eyes like this, and he doesn't take Shi Tiejun seriously at all, this secretary Shi Tiejun has always been unhappy in his heart, and he is even more unhappy today, he gave Fan Haichao an eviction order.

"Fan Haichao, don't give me a hippie smile, what to shake WeChat, what to talk about old women, these are all nonsense things, these are all unwarranted things, don't be foolish.

Fan Haichao, I order you to go out now, and you wash these shoes thoroughly before coming in. Otherwise, I'm not going to be kind to you. ”

Shi Tiejun wanted to be polite to Fan Haichao, he was already rude to him, Secretary Shi Tiejun picked up a flower pot of Junzilan and was about to smash Fan Haichao, driving Fan Haichao out of the office.

Fan Haichao saw that Shi Tiejun was really anxious, so he left Shi Tiejun's office and went to the bathroom to wash his shoes, and in less than a minute, Fan Haichao came back.

"Hehe, Secretary Shi, I washed the this time, you can't give an eviction order anymore, it's not interesting for you to say this!"

Fan Haichao came in after washing his shoes, and when he looked at the water on the soles of his shoes, he knew that he had washed them, and where Fan Haichao walked, there was a long string of paste on the floor.

"Fuck, Fan Haichao, you bastard, you've washed the soles of your shoes, you just wet the soles, it's okay if you don't get wet, you're wet, the floor is full of chicken shit!"

Shi Tiejun saw that there was a long string of chicken shit on the floor, and he almost cried at that time, this bastard Fan Haichao deliberately made him like this.

Comrade Fan Haichao still said with a hippie smile: "Hehe, Secretary Tiejun, I did it according to your wishes, I really washed the soles of my shoes, if you don't believe it, I'll wash it again to show you!"

Fan Haichao finished leaving Shi Tiejun's office again, this time it didn't even take half a minute, Comrade Fan Haichao returned, after he returned, both soles were wet, and he immediately dragged with water, marking Shi Tiejun's office like a map of Japan, as disgusting as it was.

"I'm fucking, Fan Haichao, you did it on purpose, I Shi Tiejun can sue you, you deliberately made me Shi Tiejun, and you will be good-looking later." ”

Fan Haichao's prank made Shi Tiejun's nose crooked, he really gritted his teeth at this Fan head, and he couldn't wait to eat this goods alive.

Shi Tiejun was so angry that he threw the pot of Junzilan at Fan Haichao, Secretary Shi's accuracy was a little lacking, this pot of Junzilan was thrown out and did not hit Comrade Fan Haichao, but it smashed on the water dispenser, and the water dispenser was knocked down at that time, and the pure water bucket was poured on the floor, and the water on the floor was immediately flowed, making Shi Tiejun's office watery.

"Hehe, Secretary Shi, your accuracy is too poor, you should practice darts more, you can't hit a target with such a big head as my Fan, and it's more than one or two, you won't take the method of striking the west!"

Shi Tiejun made his office like a river, Fan Haichao was gloating, he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, the more angry Shi Tiejun was, the happier he was.

Shi Tiejun was really angry, and his finger pointed at Fan Haichao and trembled: "Fan Haichao, you are embarrassed to gloat, your face is thick enough, it has only been a few minutes since your nude photos incident, you are so shameless!"

At the mention of the nude photos incident, Fan Haichao's body was half shorter, and he smiled awkwardly at Shi Tiejun.

"Secretary Tiejun, your height is set too high, what kind of nude photos, I'm not a person in the entertainment industry, and I haven't done anything to make a difference, isn't it just wearing a woman's sundress and hollow panties, why is it a nude photos.

Secretary Tiejun, I still have to explain this to you, my nude photos are also for a reason, not my own volition. ”

Shi Tiejun waved his hand and said angrily: "Fan Haichao, don't be ugly and put gold on your face, there is no reason for who takes nude photos, and whoever takes nude photos voluntarily."

I, Shi Tiejun, can tell you, the nature of your nude photos is not ordinary, you are a member of the project team, you are the director of the coordination office, you are doing coordination work, you are facing government agencies and departments and often dealing with the people.

Your own appearance has directly affected the image of the project department, the image of the company and the bureau, and to put it more bluntly, the image of the group. ”

"Secretary Tiejun, you can really buckle your hat, your height has risen too fast, what kind of company bureau and the image of the group, you can buckle my hat for this thing.

Shi Tiejun, I'll follow you, I appeared naked in the conference room, that's really for a reason, I didn't mean to do this.

What's more, I didn't show up naked in front of the big guy, it was that damn security guard Brother Zuo who ripped off the sundress I was wearing, otherwise, how could I have appeared naked in the conference room.

Shi Tiejun, don't talk about it, you listen to me Fan Haichao finish the ins and outs of this matter, and I'll have a good break with you.

Here's the thing, I went to sleep, and when I woke up and found that it was past the time to sweep my face in the morning, I was so anxious that I jumped out of the dormitory, and when I jumped out of the dormitory, I found that I was still naked, and I was about to go back to the room, but I found that I couldn't get in.

At this time, the bastard king appeared, and I wanted to borrow two clothes from him, but this goods took advantage of the danger to coerce me to drill his crotch, and I had no choice but to drill his crotch.

As a result, Wang Cai's crotch was too low, and my head was stuck under his crotch in a dilemma, and at this time, Xiong Erwei's bear appeared and appeared, and at this time, Wang Cai's stool was pulled out after holding back for a week, and it happened to be pulled on Lao Tzu's head, which was called riding on Lao Tzu's neck and.

Later, Xiong Erwei gave me a set of clothes, which was a set of women's clothes, and he also gave me the clothes of the broccoli proprietress called this club, and he also took the opportunity to blackmail me with 250 yuan.

Shi Tiejun, you understand now, I Fan Haichao really didn't do any nude photos, I was naked, there was a real reason, you can't give me a hat!"

Shi Tiejun thought about it several times, but was stopped by Fan's head, and he wanted to explain the ins and outs of this incident clearly, so as to give himself a clarification.

Shi Tiejun was speechless, staring at Fan Haichao to finish speaking, after Fan Haichao finished speaking, Shi Tiejun asked him: "Fan Toutou, are you finished, are you finished?"

Fan Haichao also said that he was thirsty, picked up the pure water bucket that rolled to the ground, and poured water into his mouth, there was still some water left in the pure water bucket, Fan Haichao drank water too quickly, the water in the pure bucket drenched him, he put down the pure water bucket and replied to Shi Tiejun.

"Shi Tiejun, I'm done talking about the big head, I'm not a nude photo, if I take a nude photo, it's a two-sided thing, there must be men and women in it, I'm just a perverted show at best!"

Shi Tiejun didn't rush to speak, he opened the album of his mobile phone, opened a photo and handed it to Fan Haichao's eyes, and said expressionlessly.

"Fan head, take a good look, my nude photos are not your perverted performances, but real nude photos, there are indeed men and women in it. ”