At 720 in the morning, a mysterious person appeared at the door of the hall of the project department of Tulou Town, this person was wearing a women's sunhat, a pair of red sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, a pink scarf around his face, and a pink sundress.

The neckline of the slip dress was low, and the man's chest was two-thirds bare, yellow and black, and two arms were completely exposed, and the hair under the armpits was very vigorous, like weeds.

Especially those two legs are bare and hairy, and seeing these two thick hairy legs immediately reminds people of the gorilla's hairy legs, and it will also remind people of the pig's legs before they have not been shed.

The man was also wearing a pair of pink heels, one of which had a broken heel and the man limped over.

This person's dress is a little strange, his body is wearing such a naked sundress, the places that can be exposed are exposed, and the places that can't be exposed are also exposed.

However, this person's face is covered like that of a Middle Eastern woman, and the face of the face is not visible at all, which also makes people think of the beekeeper who wraps herself in this appearance in order to prevent bee attacks.

When this person appeared at the entrance of the Tulou Town Project Department, he was blocked by the security guards, and the Tulou Town Project Department invited two security guards, who were arranged by the secretary of Tulou Town, which was also to facilitate the relationship in the town.

"Hey, youkai, stop me!"

The two security guards of the Tulou Town project take turns on duty, both of them are two middle-aged people about 50 years old, and the two security guards have a big tumor on the back of their necks, and the tumors of the two people are quite symmetrical, one on the left side of the neck and the other on the right side of the neck.

The big guys all call the two security guards Brother Tumor, one is Brother Zuo, the other is Brother Zuo, the person on duty today is Brother Zuo, he stopped this strange person, he thought for a long time that he couldn't call this strange person, so he called him a monster.

The person who was called a monster by Brother Zuo didn't stop, he didn't pay attention to Brother Zuo at all, and went straight inside.

"Hey, monster, where are you going, my Zuo Tumor Brother can sue you, with my Zuo Tumor Brother to check it, that's a husband, and ten thousand wives can't be opened, even if you are a monster. ”

This Zuo tumor brother shouted in a mess, people are a husband, ten thousand people don't open it, he came to a ten thousand wives Mo Kai, an old fritter like him, don't open ten thousand wives, come to a woman, his eyes are straight, and he forgot what his ancestors called.

However, people really don't have a good memory, don't remember what their ancestors called, and sometimes they can't even remember what their grandfather's name is.

This strange person broke into the project department, how could Brother Zuo Tumor let him break in, he was sitting on the right side of the door just now, and the strange person who shouted didn't stop, Brother Zuo Tumor jumped up like a monkey and came straight to this strange person.

Don't look at Brother Zuo Tumor is fifty years old, his sensitivity is quite high, his body is very agile, he jumped over all of a sudden, and grabbed that person's sundress as soon as he reached out.

"Monster, Lao Sun is here, where do you want to escape!"

This Brother Zuo can really come, he also has an old grandson here, he really treats this person as a monster, but this person's dress is really like a monster.

The person was grabbed by Brother Zuo Tumor's sundress, and the man stood still, and he spoke to Brother Zuo Tum in a low voice.

"Brother Zuo, don't make trouble, what a monster, let go quickly, if you don't let go, it's too late for me to sweep my face." ”

When this person spoke, Brother Zuo Tumor was surprised: "Ouch, it's still a familiar monster, you still know the name of Brother Zuo Tumor, where are you sacred, why are you dressed like this, do you want to eat Tang monk meat." ”

This Brother Zuo really got into the play, a monster and a Tang monk, and the man lowered his voice and said to him.

"Brother Zuo, don't make trouble, let go of me and let me go, it's seventy-twenty-nine now, it's just one minute away, I haven't scanned my face for two days, even if I am absent from work for more than one day, I have to come up with a deal for more than two days, you can let go quickly." ”

This person was really in a hurry, and explained to the left tumor brother, but this left tumor brother was not in a hurry, he grabbed the man's sundress and didn't let go, and sneered.

"Hehe, my brother Zuo doesn't care what you sweep your face, whether you are absent from work or dealt with, my duty is to watch the door.

Especially a monster like you, that won't let you in, not to mention that my brother Zuo Tumor hasn't figured out whether you're a male monster or a female monster.

The words of the female monster are very beautiful, how can you be as fluffy as you, just like the hairy eggs eaten by young people nowadays.

My Brother Zuo Tumor told you that you monster, if you want to pass from me, then you have to show your original form, no matter where you are sacred, to my Brother Zuo Tumor, then you only have one way, to show your true face. ”

This Brother Zuo Tumor really got serious, he didn't let this person go, and this person hurriedly lowered his voice and said to him: "Brother Zuo Tumor, let me sue you, I am Wang Cai, you hurry up and let me go, it's really too late." ”

When the Zuo tumor brother heard the words "Wang Cai", he immediately jumped up and pointed at this humane.

"Ouch, you go to the ball, what kind of Wang talent, who I don't know about the people in this project department, whose characteristics I don't know, I don't know the characteristics of Wang Cai, and his most obvious feature is that he has a big head and buttocks.

And your characteristics are different from him, you have a big head and a big ass, how can you be a king, who are you, show me your true colors!"

Brother Zuo not only didn't let this person go, but he also jumped up and pulled the scarf on the person's face, and the person turned his head and ran.

"Brother Zuo, I'm really a king, I don't have time to explain to you, I only have thirty banknotes left, and if I don't sweep my face, I will be absent from work for two days. ”

This person is really in a hurry, he threw away the high heels on his feet, and ran away, it doesn't matter if he runs, Brother Zuo is dragging his sundress, and when the person turns his head, Brother Zuo Tum ripped off the sundress that the person was wearing.

Brother Zuo Tumor ripped off the man's sundress, and the person's body was exposed in front of his eyes, and he found that this person was only wearing a pink women's lace cut-out panties, which shocked Brother Zuo so much that he even covered his eyes.

"Oh my god, you're still wearing lace cut-out pink panties, you're too sassy, your panties are a little too big, your ass is so big, it's almost not wrapped.

Lesbian, my brother Zuo tumor is not a womanizer, I really didn't see your spring, I didn't see anything, don't accuse me of harassment. ”

This Brother Zuo has seen everything, he hasn't seen anything, he's not talking nonsense.

That person was pulled by Brother Zuo and only left with a pair of lace hollow underwear, and this person also ignored it completely, so he ran inside and ran into the conference room of the project department of Tulou Town in one go.

This person is so fast, just like those flying people who run 100 meters, the speed of the 100-meter sprint ran into the conference room, and it was almost like a gust of wind, and it was chased by a cat for 50 meters like a mouse, and it was desperately running away.

Brother Zuo covered his eyes, he was also a feint, he still thought that there were too few eyes, especially when he saw this kind of spring, he wished that his whole body was full of eyes, and he could see enough at one time.

Brother Zuo is a very lascivious person, looking at women is staring at others, the beauties in the project department are most disgusted by these two security guards, staring at them all day long, and at the same time flowing with a harass, obviously two two fools.

Brother Zuo watched this person rush into the conference room from the crack in his hand, he seemed to understand what was coming, and immediately tore his throat and shouted in the hall.

"Ouch, big guy, come and see, chief economist Wang Cai is dressed as a woman, wearing a woman's lace cutout underwear and sweeping his face in the conference room, big guy, come and see!"

Brother Zuo was yelling in the hall, jumping and jumping at the same time, he was so excited that he was like a monkey who had been fed bananas, and he almost broke the house, it was almost like going crazy.

Brother Zuo shouted wildly, the strangely dressed person had rushed into the conference room, this time period was the morning meeting of the project department, the conference room was full of participants, project team members and department-level personnel, as well as the person in charge of each shelf team station and so on.

This person suddenly rushed in, and the participants in the conference room were all shocked, as if it was really a monster falling from the sky, they all stared at this strange person with wide eyes, as if they were immobilized by Sun Monkey, and they stretched their necks and stared at their frightened eyes.

And this person didn't care about these at all, he rushed to the face scanner for the first time, and put his face forward, but he was in a hurry to scan his face, and now he only had ten seconds.

He put his face on the face sweeper, the face sweeper appeared voice prompt, in the past, every person in the meeting scanned his face to indicate that a certain comrade has entered the scene, this face sweeper is very advanced, and it is also networked with the owner's supervision and quality inspection station.

This person put his face on the face scanner, and immediately made a voice prompt: "Hello, your face can't be recognized, please scan it again!"

The face sweep failed, and the person scolded: ", what a broken machine and a face sweeper, I used to scan my face every day successfully, why can't I identify it today, you're not playing Lao Tzu!"

This person is really anxious, it's only five seconds away from scanning his face, and suddenly there is a situation that can't be recognized, this is not the more critical the moment, the more the chain is dropped, and the person put his face on the face sweeper again, and almost put the whole face on the face sweeper.

This time, just like just now, the face scanner prompted again: "Hello, your face is too complex to recognize, please re-recognize." ”

When the man heard this, he scolded again: ", what a broken thing, what face is too complicated for me, how simple Lao Tzu's face is, complicated hairy, it's your broken machine that is too complicated, you can't recognize it anymore, Lao Tzu gave you this machine to break it!"

This person scolded loudly, and everyone in the conference room shouted together: "Monster, you cover your whole face, you can recognize it, you lift the scarf, take off your sunglasses, and take off your hat, isn't that recognition!"

As soon as the man heard that his words made sense, he took off the scarf, sunglasses and hat on his face, and then leaned in front of the face scanner, and the face scanner immediately prompted.

"Fan Haichao entered the scene, but you have already overtimed, and it will be considered absenteeism!"