Chapter 231: I Have Counted

Once again, Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi separated He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, and the fight was over. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And the enthusiasm of the audience was also pushed to the peak in this time and again, and everyone present was excited.

"Ouch, ouch, don't fight, don't fight, it's so tiring, this cross talk almost exhausted me to death. Hou Sanye gasped and said.

He Xiangdong still didn't admit defeat: "You still dare to fight with me, who in Beijing doesn't know that I'm cross." ”

Hou Sanye said: "Don't do it, you two can exhaust me to death." ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said to Hou Sanye: "You say, who else should I beat?"

Hou Sanye hurriedly stopped him: "Don't fight, you can rest for a while." ”

Mr. Shi also said on the side: "If you can say that cross talk is like us, then there is no one." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The basic skills of cross talk, talk and learn to tease." ”

"Talk about learning to sing, that's called. Mr. Shi roared.

Hou Sanye hurriedly stood in the middle: "Don't do it, I have to unite and unite you, don't quarrel, Teacher Shi." ”

Mr. Shi agreed, "Hey. ”

Hou Sanye said: "You have also said more than 30 years, almost 40 years of cross talk, it stands to reason that you should also be the safflower on the stage." ”

Mr. Shi said, "That's for sure." ”

Hou Sanye said: "Actually, let's talk about cross talk, teasing and praising are equally important, we are all actors on stage, and everyone must cooperate unanimously to say cross talk well." ”

Mr. Shi admitted: "That's right. ”

Hou Sanye continued: "So, you are also a safflower, just like the two of us. ”

Mr. Shi was so happy at the time: "Oh, I'm also a safflower, that's good." ”

Xue Guo also asked at this time: "You are all flowers, so who is the green leaf?" ”

As soon as these words came out, He Xiangdong and the three of them all turned around and quietly looked at Xue Guo alone.

Xue Guo was stunned, and the audience laughed.

"I'm the only one who is a green leaf?" Xue Guo exclaimed in disbelief.

The three nodded at him.

Xue Guo was about to be anxious at that time: "You three flowers, this is a green leaf, don't you panic?"

He Xiangdong told him very seriously: "If you can be a red flower, I am willing to squeeze me." ”

This performance is old with new, although it is a group mouth, but He Xiangdong and Xue Guo have a little more words, and most of the baggage is also shaken by them, this is the predecessor with them.

"No, I...... This...... Master, why are you on their side, we are all in this group. Xue Guo was anxious.

Mr. Shi looked at the two people behind him, then at his apprentice, touched his chin, and finally held back a sentence: "But on their side, I can be a red flower." ”

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Ho, you are a traitor." ”

Hou Sanye asked, "Do you want to be a saffron too?"

Xue Guo said: "Of course I want to." ”

Hou Sanye continued: "When the red flower on the stage must have the ability, you have to show your ability. ”

Xue Guo said: "Okay, how do you say it?" ”

Hou Sanye said: "In this way, the cross talk actor has four lessons, saying that he learns to tease and sing, this one has the most encompassing, learn to sing, learn to sing, this is okay, as long as you can learn anything, we will count you as a flower." ”

Xue Guo said: "I'm also spending this, so what about you, don't you have to learn?"

Hou Sanye said: "Learn, in this way, starting with you, we will learn the same by ourselves, as long as everyone learns well, then it will be all flowers, okay?"

"Okay. ”

"No problem. ”

Both He Xiangdong and Mr. Shi agreed.

Hou Sanye said to Xue Guo: "That's okay, you come first." ”

"Good. Xue Guo paused, and then sang: "The autumn colors are withered, and the golden crow is depressed." Shouting Hou hung the seal and sealed the gold, resigned Cao Cao, and went out of Xuchang. ”

After singing a sentence, the three of them applauded, and Hou Sanye praised: "Okay, Xihe drum, Baqiao picks up robes." ”

Xue Guo also smiled and said, "You can have one too." ”

Hou Sanye cleared his throat a little and sang Peking Opera: "Today, we drink the celebration wine together, and the ambition is not rewarded. ”

He Xiangdong shouted: "Okay...... Peking Opera, modern opera, outwitting Tiger Mountain. Teacher Shi, it's your turn. ”

Mr. Shi looked at the audience and was not to be outdone, held back his throat, and then burst out at once: "Coriander, spicy green peppers, green onions, tender celery, lentils, eggplants, cucumbers, winter melons, selling sea eggplants, selling radish, carrots, flat radish, toon with young sprouts, garlic come with good leeks." ”

In one go, shouting it is the same as singing, which is very tasteful.

"Good ......" The three took the lead in shouting, and the audience also applauded loudly.

He Xiangdong said: "This is the call of learning to sell, learning to sell vegetables, this is what Mr. Shi did back then." ”

Mr. Shi urged: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, it's your turn." ”

"Okay. He Xiangdong didn't talk nonsense, pressed his right hand on the dantian, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Chirp, tweet......"

And the lark chirped.

......The audience was dumbfounded, it turned out to be a bird call, it was too similar.

"Good ......"

"Good ......"

The audience applauded one after another, and the applause never stopped.

He Xiangdong pressed the dantian, and a cannon roar suddenly came out of his mouth: "Boom...... Rumble...... Bang ......"

"Chirp, chirp, chirp......" The lark was frightened.

"What are you studying?" Xue Guo asked loudly.

He Xiangdong stopped and said with a smile: "My cannon bombards the bird." ”

"Haven't heard of it. ”

The final bottom was thrown out, and the four people bowed deeply to the audience, and then left, and the audience did not hesitate to applaud at all, one after another, and could not stop at all.

Just after the game, He Xiangdong wiped a handful of sweat from his head and said, "But I'm tired." ”

Hou Sanye smiled: "Lao Shi and I are not tired, you young man is tired, you are tired, you are not ashamed." ”

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "Uncle Shi, look at my delicate physique, I am weak." ”

Hou Sanye scolded with a smile: "You are almost able to compare with pigs, and you still say that you are delicate?"

"Haha......" Several people laughed.

Hou Sanye also laughed a few times and said, "Okay, okay, don't be joking, hurry up and go on stage, we will have a small interview with the host after the performance, you two young people should behave well." ”

Xue Guo nodded seriously.

He Xiangdong admitted: "Okay, don't worry." ”

Hou Sanye said to He Xiangdong: "The most uneasy thing is you, don't talk nonsense when you come on stage, dare to say anything, when the time comes, cut all your words when it is broadcast, you can find a place to cry." ”

He Xiangdong smiled awkwardly: "Uncle Hou, don't worry, I have a number." (To be continued.) )