After He Xiangdong and Xue Guo finished speaking, they stood on both sides with a smile. www.biquge.info The audience also applauded when he waved his hand, and the audience quickly began to applaud as soon as he waved his hand, and there was also a special link for recording applause, and then edited and put it into the show.

However, this small segment of He Xiangdong and Xue Guo has indeed been recognized by the audience and friends, and the applause and laughter are very real.

Cross talk is so flat and stable, you must explain the things in front of you thoroughly, and in the end, the burden will have an effect, so you can't be in a hurry, if your mouth is like a machine gun, it's over, and the audience hasn't reacted to what you're talking about, and you start to turn over the baggage, can you laugh?

After the two finished talking for a while, Hou Sanye first pulled He Xiangdong to his side to guide, and he said to He Xiangdong: "There is something wrong with your cross talk." ”

He Xiangdong was a little puzzled and asked, "What's the problem, you teach me." ”

Hou Sanye accused: "Why is your voice on the stage so small, you don't have a loud voice, how can this work." ”

He Xiangdong was a little abrupt: "Oh, I still have to be louder than him?"

Hou Sanye said as a matter of course: "Yes, you are funny, you are the protagonist on the stage, he is funny, he is a supporting role, he has to hold you, how can your voice be smaller than him." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Oh, then my voice is going to suppress him." ”

Hou Sanye continued: "Also, you also have a problem with speaking, you speak too slowly, especially the space between the two sentences is too large, he can interject, this is not good." ”

He Xiangdong seemed to have opened a new door: "Oh, I'll just say it later, don't let him interject." ”

Hou Sanye showed a teachable smile: "That's right." ”

The audience is laughing, it's too bad.

On the other side, Mr. Shi was also teaching Xue Guo: "Guo'er, there is a problem with your cross talk." ”

Xue Guo also asked, "Master, what's wrong with my cross talk?"

Mr. Shi said: "We are praised, as the old saying goes, three points to tease and seven points to praise, we have to account for seven points, you have to perform more on stage, you see how many words you have said." ”

Xue Guo said: "But I'll just say a few words." ”

Mr. Shi said: "This is not good, you have to talk more, you have to steal words." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "I still want to rob him." ”

Mr. Shi clapped his hands and said, "Yes, and your voice is louder than his, you want to suppress him to speak, understand?"

Xue Guo immediately nodded in response, "Understood." ”

The two bad old men finally finished teaching the students and smiled at each other in a friendly way.

Hou Sanye smiled and asked, "Have you finished teaching?"

Mr. Shi also smiled and said, "I'm done." ”

Hou Sanye said: "Nacheng, let's let them let them come back again?"

Mr. Shi said, "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo once again stood in the center of the stage, and this time both of them were guided by famous teachers.

He Xiangdong first smiled and said to the audience: "Let's talk to you about cross talk, let's introduce myself first, my name is He ......."

Xue Guo suddenly interrupted and shouted, "My name is Xue Guo." ”

He Xiangdong quickly glanced at him in astonishment, not to be outdone, and immediately grabbed the words: "This cross talk, pay attention to the four ......."

"Talk and sing. Xue Guo grabbed the conversation again.

He Xiangdong was in a hurry, and hurriedly used his hand to cover Xue Guo's mouth, Xue Guo was desperately breaking He Xiangdong's hand, and the stage was so lively.

He Xiangdong: "This word is not simple, he asks for it......"

Xue Guo: "It's not easy to learn. ”

He Xiangdong covered Xue Guo's mouth and shouted, "Shut up." ”

Xue Guo refused to admit defeat: "I won't shut up." ”

He Xiangdong turned around to pinch Xue Guo's neck: "Shut up, I won't let you speak." ”

"I'm going to say. ”

He Xiangdong rushed towards Xue Guo in a fit of rage, and the two immediately scuffled together, both of them were majestic and big, and the fight was spectacular.

"Wow......" The audience at the scene suddenly burned, everyone was shouting loudly, it was the first time they saw the cross talk and started to fight in the middle of the conversation, and they felt a great novelty.

"Oops......"

Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi hurriedly went over to persuade them, and finally pulled the two apart, but these two people were still unconvinced, and they fluttered in the arms of the old man.

Hou Sanye was holding He Xiangdong's waist, but he couldn't hold it.

He Xiangdong was still roaring with his teeth and claws: "You still dare to fight with me, don't you know that I am crossed? If I am in a hurry, you will even fight myself." ”

Xue Guo was also unconvinced and shouted, "You can try one." ”

As soon as the words fell, He Xiangdong decisively gave himself a mouthful.

"Smack. ”

The audience is stupid, and there are real fights.

Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi were also stunned, there is no such thing in the book, you have it all now?

"Good ......," the audience shouted excitedly.

finally stopped the two of them, and Hou Sanye also accused the two: "Look at what you said in this cross talk, why are you still fighting." ”

Mr. Shi: "Yes, how can this be?" ”

Hou Sanye said: "You two look at what we say. ”

Hearing this, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo also stood aside. Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi stood in the center of the stage, and the applause of the audience rang out at once.

Mr. Hou said: "Hello everyone, let's talk about cross talk to everyone." ”

Mr. Shi also said: "That's right. ”

Mr. Hou said: "This cross talk is said by one person, there are also two people who say it, and several people say it together. ”

Mr. Shi said, "Yes, that's right. ”

The two talked and held each other, the match was very good, the rhythm was also very good, and the audience listened to it very interestingly.

Hou Sanye continued: "There are all teasing and laughing in the dialogue talk, and I am the one who is funny." ”

Mr. Shi said, "I'm the one who holds it." ”

Hou Sanye said: "The funny thing is the protagonist on this stage, which is the red flower." ”

Mr. Shi didn't like to listen to it: "What you are safflower, they all say that three points are funny and seven points are held, I account for seven points, and I am safflower." ”

Hou Sanye was angry: "Shut up, you are the green leaf, and I am the red flower." ”

Mr. Shi did not admit defeat at all: "I am the red flower, and you are the green leaf." ”

"Tell me, right? Hou Sanye was also angry, and threw himself at Mr. Shi, and the two of them fought at that time.

The audience jumped up in shock, what a serious two artists these are, the two have been partners for almost 40 years, the first time I saw them fighting on stage, although everyone knew it was fake, but they still couldn't suppress the surprise and excitement in their hearts.

Even the cameraman who was carrying the camera was startled, and the camera shook violently.

"Master......"

"Uncle Shi......"

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo hurriedly ran over to pull the two apart, He Xiangdong hurriedly pulled Hou Sanye and persuaded: "You dissipate your anger, don't be like them." ”

Xue Guo was persuading Mr. Shi: "Master, don't be angry, it's not good to fight outside." ”

He Xiangdong saw that although Hou Sanye was angry, he didn't plan to do it anymore, so he took two steps forward, pointed at Xue Guo and scolded: "It's your fault, if it's not you, can they fight?"

Xue Guo was also unhappy, walked to the opposite side of He Xiangdong, glared and said, "What does it have to do with me." ”

He Xiangdong grabbed Xue Guo's collar: "Say you don't accept it." ”

"I'm not convinced. ”

He Xiangdong pounced again, and the two fought again. (To be continued.) )