Prologue: Unspeakable Taxi
Beigong Qianqian exhaled a long breath, and finally set foot on the land of his dreams, "Huaxia, the motherland that I have called many times in my dreams, I have finally returned! Those who exiled me to Tai O, wait to bear the shallow anger!"
Life in Australia is really indescribable, those ruthless guys don't know what nerves they have, and they actually made a collective decision to let the Beigong family, the recognized genius of the family, the most talented member of the family for a hundred years, be exiled to that poor country, that country where WiFi is not even popular, what should this do for Qianshao?
I won't say much if I can't understand the phone, after all, he is a genius, and he learned the language that ordinary people only mastered in ten or eight years, and even the rural slang of Tai O has been fully learned. It was also a strange thing to talk about learning a language at a young age, and he threw himself on the campus of the University of Melbourne to debate with people, and it only took half a month for him to be speechless from not understanding anything at the beginning, and finally he was speechless!
Uncle Shallow pouted, compared to the breadth and profundity of Chinese, these bird languages are really not too simple. You must know that there is no culture in Huaxia, and when others scold you, you think they are praising you, and there is a sad past hidden in your heart, several peers in the family, whether it is the cold brother Beigong Han, or the enthusiastic sister Beigong Leng, or even the black-bellied sister Beigong Xue, they are all more able to speak than shallow. It's a sad question, and the most uneducated of the elite debaters at the University of Melbourne is the most uneducated of their families. Every time he debates, Qianqian always takes the lead in gunfights, but although his mouth is like a machine gun, he can highlight three or four hundred words a minute, but in the end, it is he who shrinks to the side, Uncle Beigong Qian.
Uncle Shallow didn't expect that there would be this kind of benefit after going abroad, and it was better to abuse others verbally than to die, and he didn't have to worry about being counterattacked, just these scum, compared to the cold and snow trio that made him feel the temperature around him drop when he thought about it, it was really good to go abroad!
However, Qianqian soon felt the troubles of becoming a celebrity, and from time to time there were all kinds of people waiting to give him flowers, stuffing his phone number into his pocket, and even someone directly stuck it on him and asked him if he would mind having an extra boyfriend or something.
Is there a sense of disobedience?
That's right, not to mention all kinds of erosion in foreign life, this kind of confession of a man like another boy is carried out openly in public. It's really morally corrupt, and the world is declining. You said that little brother, you want to confess that we can find a quiet place, such as a grove or something, what do you look like in a big class like this, of course Uncle Qianqian refused.
Phew, as long as it's not a young lady, refuse it all!
We forgot to describe Beigong's appearance, right?
Beigong is shallow, his family is unknown, and his background is unknown. Halfway transfer to the University of Melbourne, 21 this year, did not pass the entrance exam, belongs to the school board of trustees.
Note that Beigong Qian is a man, and again, it is a man. But he has a pair of red phoenix eyes, a slender figure, and has practiced martial arts all year round, and is strong and fleshy. Just like Bruce Lee, he looks thin and doesn't pull a little, but in fact, when he takes off his clothes, he is all muscles.
When Qianqian first became famous, it really attracted the attention of many people, especially a few powerful little brothers, who were happy when they looked at the cute appearance of Qianqian, and when they were invited to date, they were rejected, and they were angry, and they were angry and angry.
Qianqian was angry, what does this mean? You still liked me just now, but I just said a word of shirk and revealed my true form? Sure enough, it's not a good thing, and Qianqian is not a vegetarian! Bajiquan sticks to the mountain and is launched, and with a fierce elbow, he directly makes the little brother who wants to come fly out two or three meters away, and he turns his head and doesn't move!
glanced at the remaining few people in disgust, and Shi Shiran left, leaving a mess.
The shallow charm is not covered, he can always attract the attention of many people, for example, once, he was walking on the road, and a hot girl pounced on him behind him, and the surging huge directly almost turned the shallow heart into a flower, but as soon as the hot girl opened his mouth, he lost his spirit: "Hey, girl, do you want to have a pleasant night?"
Nima, Uncle Qianqian is a man, a man, a gentleman, a pure man! Which of your eyes sees that I am not a man?
The young ladies who are looking forward to it are always looking forward to it, look at the friends he has made: Kidd, who wants to catch Kaizi, a local patriarch in Tai O;
Uncle Qianqian wants to end his first love is a shadowless thing, there is no beginning, where does the end come from? This is another sad story.
These are not terrible, what is terrible is eating, Uncle Beigong who came out of the big foodie empire is especially picky, I want to be at home, the water flying in the sky and running on the ground, those with legs and no legs, those who can move will not move, as long as it is delicious that can be eaten, Uncle Shallow has never tasted anything? The chef at home is the imperial chef who has been passed down from generation to generation, and their level is the peak of the big foodie empire, and the mouth of the shallow uncle can be picky.
However, Tai O is fine, except for lobster and abalone, it is barbecue, that thing can be eaten a few times occasionally, and if you eat it a few more times, you will get tired of it.
But this is not difficult for the shallow uncle, every country has a Chinese town, and where there is land, there are Chinese people living there. Shallow is the footprint of going out and walking through the streets and alleys to find Chinese restaurants whenever you have time. You must know that Chinese food is a luxury in foreign countries, and it is true that Chinese food is delicious, but the price is terrible, and although the conditions at Kidd and Sister Andra's family are also good, they do not have the opportunity to eat every day. After making friends with them, their three meals a day were very rich, either lobster and abalone, or the famous barbecue in Australia, or they went all over Australia every day to find the legendary Chinese food.
Kidd and Andra eat every day with oil flowing from the corners of their mouths, and praise Chinese food every day as the best and most delicious food in the world. Shallowly, looking at these two hillbillies eating happily, their stomachs were uncomfortable. Why? None of the Chinese restaurants in Australia are authentic, and Quan Temo has improved according to the taste of the locals, especially sweet and sour, which makes it difficult to swallow after a shallow taste, and how to eat it?
Uncle Shallow is angry, so let's just come by myself. He buys Qi Jiashi and makes it himself!
Beigong Qian thinks he is a very cheerful person, he learns everything and does it shallowly, therefore, he was sneered at by the three brothers and sisters of Cold Snow, of course, his shallow learning is relative to the three of Cold Snow, in Shallow's view, it is enough to learn so much, and the approach of the three of Cold Snow was sneered at by Shallow, why learn so deeply, and you don't have to do it yourself, it's just a problem.
There is an old saying that when the book is used, he hates less, and when he learns the craft, he learns shallowly, and the things he naturally makes are not so deep. Uncle Shallow can barely taste the feeling of being able to eat by himself, but in the eyes of Kidd and Andra, he is shocked, and the two agreed after discussion that Shallow and Deep Hidden is not revealed, which is the unique modesty of Orientals!
Hell's modesty, a little gloomy when I see my increasingly thin face, is this what I want to be modest? Uncle Shallow's style is not like this, arrogance is my life, it is my instinct to make people speechless, and it is my pleasure to blow people down and lose confidence... In the face of hunger, I better eat first.
In the end, Uncle Beigong still succumbed to the obscene power of his stomach, obediently did it himself every day, faced with shallow cooking skills, and filled his stomach shallowly. Unspeakably pitiful.
These sad past events have passed, Uncle Qianqian has finally returned to the land of China, this time I can't go back to find the freak of cold snow, I was sent abroad, I don't know if this guy also voted for himself. Uncle Qianqian came back secretly, and his belly really couldn't stand it, so he had to calm it down before going to the waves.
Shallow mood is very good, directly from the airport took a taxi and went straight to his little brother, shallow heart, to the halfway to ask the price, the driver opened his mouth to 1000 yuan, shallow speechless, why am I so entrenched? No wonder you just greeted so enthusiastically, the feeling is to meet the big family. But shallow and have to admire the eyes of others, sure enough, he is used to attracting customers, this vision is poisonous, he shallow uncle really doesn't care about this little money, the only requirement is to arrive at the little brother safely as soon as possible, shallow and even bold even paid the fare first, his income of one hundred and eighty a minute, how much money to delay a minute.
The car is getting closer and closer to the little brother, and the shallow is getting more and more excited, don't say anything when the time comes, go to the big health care first, eat, drink and have fun, and go for a wave, how to feed your stomach first.
The phone rang while talking, and Qianqian picked up the phone to see that it was actually Kidd Patriarch calling, in the phone Kidd Patriarch and Andra Big Sister severely criticized Qianqian's defection, and went back to China to enjoy the food without bringing them, it was simply a heinous crime, unless Qianqian could bring back the mysterious oriental specialties when he returned to Australia, otherwise Kidd Patriarch decided to leave none of the little brothers around Qianqian, and Sister Andra was even more dissatisfied with the gifts he brought back, and he would not let any beautiful young lady appear around Uncle Qianใ
said that he was almost scared to death, what are you kidding, the place where the hillbilly in Australia stays, Uncle Qianqian will not go back. Balabala said it, and Qianqian suddenly felt that something was wrong, because he didn't know when to get out of the car, and more importantly, what about his luggage?