Chapter 1: This Desperate World
Uncle Qianqian was laughed angrily, this year is really anyone who dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head, the luggage on the taxi is not expensive, and the rare items are the local products brought back from Tai O, which is a gift specially prepared by Qianqian for his friends, and those clothes add up to one or two thousand yuan, which is really not in the eyes of Qianqian, but the nature of this matter is bad. Ma Dan, in the motherland that he thought about for a long time, he was put on a table as soon as he got off the car, and the fare of 1000 oceans was not to be said, this is shallow arrogance, even the luggage was taken away, this is a moral problem, can this be endured?
It's right that it's shallow and cute.,It's also true that people often misunderstand their gender.,This thing was born by parents.,Shallow can't refuse if you want to.,But this doesn't mean that shallow people are also shallow.。 In these years, Meng is both righteous, and Uncle Shallow himself represents justice, and it is improper to shoot at Shallow, and he should be judged by justice!
Shallow is a very generous person, just like his name, everything is relatively shallow, and the same is true for anger, this little thing is not worth it to make a big move when shallow is shallow, that is not his style, the style of the shallow uncle is that when he can take advantage of the situation, he will never do it himself. It's too troublesome when you do it yourself, and you're a very lazy person, so why do you have to find your own guilt when you're lazy.
pursed his lips shallowly, and called his younger brother, who was stolen from his younger brother's territory, and he couldn't do it without looking for his younger brother.
Qianqian turned around, dumbfounded, what kind of situation is this, Rao is shallow uncle has a firm psychological quality, and he can see everything, and he is also dumbfounded: This is definitely not the land of the big foodie province just now, and it is definitely not Huaxia, or even the three-dimensional world.
The place where Qianqian stood was on a huge rock, and opposite him was the picture that he had seen countless times on the computer, and there were four huge human heads densely lined up on a big mountain, each wearing a familiar headmark on his head, Beigong Qian couldn't help but take a breath of cold air: "Naruto! As soon as his words fell, a virtual screen appeared in front of him, and a person who made Qianqian angry appeared, and the taxi driver who had just slaughtered him for 1,000 yuan and took away his luggage looked at him with a smile on the screen, and his mouth made a "tsk" exclamation.
The annoying young brother smiled and congratulated with a bewildered shallowness: "Congratulations to the young man on winning the lottery, you are the only one I have found in this universe, a particularly bold and uncaring young man, which makes me feel very happy, an open-minded and heroic young man, this president especially appreciates you." As a reward for making me happy, I specially arranged such an ability for you, every three months, you will travel to various two-dimensional abilities, as long as you complete the corresponding tasks, you can come back to enjoy your wanton youth. Surprised, unhappy, excited, calm down, boy, you slowly explore this ability, its operation is very simple. I'm looking forward to seeing you again in the future, sweet boy. ”
After the self-proclaimed president said this, a "swish" disappeared from the screen, and the corresponding subtitle appeared, and a line of words forcibly entered the shallow brain, the subtitle flashed, and the virtual screen disappeared.
Shallow and frightened and angry, God was so surprised, happy, excited, I was so scared to death!
What kind of world is this, Naruto, the village chief fights for hegemony! The alien Aunt Ottoki's family is in a civil war! The entire Naruto world is this family causing trouble everywhere, and foreign ninjutsu has made the samurai and onmyoji of the Hokage Earth miserable. It's just that this family has some neurosis that wants to destroy the earth at every turn, and the force value is so high that it is extremely difficult, as a civilian, it is basically very difficult to survive. If you're a ninja, stay in such a world without blood, and you're sure to be cannon fodder.
Without the bloodline of Aunt Da Tongmu, no matter how amazing the characters are, they will be ruined.
Take the Hokage Village as an example, the three generations of Ape Fei are known as the strongest Hokage in the past generations, and of course, as soon as Madara appears, this strongest in the past generations becomes a joke. But it is undeniable that the three generations were indeed unable to hold their heads up against the other four major villages when they were young. He has the title of ninja in the ninja world, and he is also known as a professor, and he directly taught the three ninjas who are famous in the ninja world, but in the end, he was killed by his proud disciple. I forgot to mention that Orochimaru used to scare his filthy earth reincarnation, and he was the master of the third generation of Hokage of the second generation Hokage (who also has the blood of Aunt Okiriki), and developed a killer weapon to deal with the pink eye Uchiha clan (of course, it must have the blood of Aunt Okiki).
Zilai, known as the "Hao Ghost", is one of the three ninjas, and there is almost no resistance under the immortal mode. The strongman who taught the four generations of Hokage wave feng shui gate, and even the red-eye strongman Uchiha Itachi, what happened to him?
As for the other member of the Three Ninjas who killed his master, Lengjun Orochimaru, it was simply another kind of cup. The same without the blood of Aunt Da Tongmu, the same talent, and the same cup of life: no one could have imagined that Leng Jun's last death was actually at the hands of the last pink eye child. Uncle Leng Jun, who has been famous for many years, was first scolded by the seriously ill red-eye ferret, and finally wanted to take away another pink eye second pillar, but the cup was gone. Fortunately, Uncle Snake transformed himself into an immortal white-scaled snake, and he was resurrected in the end, and the ending was not bad.
Now let's take a look at the equally amazing four generations of Hokage Wave Feng Shui Gate, he was born as a civilian, he can be described as another genius in the village chief competition, learning from Jiraiya, perfect immortal mode, self-created balls, improved the technique of flying thunder god, and in the ninja war, Kikyo Mountain was a station that instantly killed more than 30 upper ninjas, and people gave the nickname "Yellow Flash", which simply pressed the other four villages to raise their heads. What was the result? He was forced by his own disciple, Obito (another neuropathic in the pink eye family) who did not dare to show his face, and had to sacrifice himself.
Next, it's the turn of the "Five-Five-Open" Qimu Kakashi, a disciple of the fourth generation of Mebo Feng Shui Gate, Naruto's teacher, known as "Copy Ninja, Konoha Technician", the reason for his fame is actually because of one eye of the pink eye family, but he didn't know that his father was called Konoha Shura in the ninja world back then, and people gave him the nickname Konoha White Fang. This person's life is also a legend, he was scolded by his own brothers, by his subordinates, and almost fought against any strong man, but he couldn't beat him, but he could still survive. Think of that sourness, tsk.
All in all, if you want to survive in the battle for the village chief, first you have to have the bloodline of Aunt Oki, look at those madmen who want to destroy the world at every turn, Madara Uchiha, Uchiha Obito, Nagato, and all of them are descendants of Aunt Oki. In the later period, even Aunt Da Tongmu's peers appeared. Without the bloodline of Da Paulownia's aunt, how can it be possible to become stronger?
You said that Naruto's second junior high school boy is a member of the Vortex Clan, and this is also a descendant of Aunt Da Kiri, okay?
However, don't be too happy too soon with a bloodline, let's take a look at the three major pupil families of the Hokage Village who are famous in the ninja world: the pink eye clan is basically dead because of cannibalism, and this clan is either a neurotic or a saint, which is simply two extremes; The funny thing is that there are two or three people in the sect family all year round, so there is no high-end combat power at all, you cover the ceiling and want to break through to the legendary "reincarnation eye" to dream, as for the last reincarnation eye, this is the ultimate evolution version of the pink eye family. The so-called three major pupils are basically two, pink eye and white eye.
Let's take a look at the two major families that inherited the power of Aunt Da Kiriki's inner body, Thousand Hands and Vortex, and when it came to Naruto's generation, there were only two or three big cats and kittens left, which was simply extermination.
Naruto's words to knock down White-Eyed Ninji in the final battle of the Naruto exam in the Hokage sound particularly burning, the white-eyed boy said that fate was predestined from the beginning, and the hot middle two boy was very indignant, and the second middle school boy said that fate can be changed, so it should be in his own hands, of course, this is what the second middle school boy Naruto said after he knocked down the white-eyed boy Ninji. The white-eyed boy believed it.,And then in the ninja war.,The only thing that the Konoha twelve Xiaoqiang hung up was the white-eyed boy.。。。。
Uncle Qian's eyes moistened when he recalled the Fanden he had seen before: "President, I want to go home now and enjoy my wanton youth, I don't want to stay in this terrible world!"