Miao Buzheng and the master left the Starlight No. 2 Hotel, and they found that Miao Buzheng's pants were torn, and the broken place was not the place, but the place where Miao Buzheng **.

"Hey, the performance just now was too realistic, I rubbed my pants out, and from time to time spring flashes, I have to buy pants. ”

Miao Bu was touching the hole in his pants, he felt that he had to buy pants, and just when he found a clothing mall here, he asked the master to stop the car.

"Fang Cun, you go buy pants with me, you are younger than me, and the pants you choose will be more fashionable. ”

Miao Bu was asking Fang Cun to accompany him to buy pants, and he also praised Fang Cun for his youth and vision, and Comrade Fang Cun was so happy that he didn't even want his head.

Fang Cun followed Miao Buzheng into the mall, they found a stall selling pants, and the waiter politely welcomed the two people in, this is still a beautiful waitress, in her early twenties, her facial features are very upright, and she is a pure girl who has just left school.

"Fang Cun, your vision is better than mine, you will choose excellent pants, my pants will let you choose, including buying pants in the future, I will bring you to come, and a qiē pants will be wrapped for you to choose. ”

Miao Bu was facing each other, Fang Cun liked to wear a high hat, he couldn't help but smile proudly, and beside this twenty-year-old beauty, it was even more sunny.

"Brother Miao, you can rest assured, I have no other advantages, there is a set of pants to choose from, I fancy the pants at a glance, your Brother Miao will definitely be satisfied, don't you say, little beauty!"

Fang Cun glared at the waiter with two eyes, swallowing his saliva while taking a look at his eyes, and the saliva couldn't help but flow out, as if he was the fool, and couldn't control the saliva at the corner of his mouth.

"Well, little brother, I also believe in your vision, at first glance, you are a fashionable and sunny brother!"

The waitress spoke as beautifully as a bird's song, and her smile was as bright as a rose on her face, which made Comrade Fang Cun even more distracted, and her eyes narrowed into two gaps, one of them silly.

"Hehe, little sister, you really know how to praise people, if you praise me, your brother will be messed up. ”

"Fang Cun, don't look at other people's little sisters, don't see other people's little sisters are good-looking, you don't leave other people's little faces with your eyes, and forget my Brother Miao's pants, you hurry up and help your Brother Miao pick out pants." ”

Miao Buzheng pushed Comrade Fang Cun, and Fang Cun woke up and withdrew his gaze from the waiter's face, who was also so shy that his face was flushed.

"Brother Miao, hehe, I'm sorry, who made this little sister so beautiful, I can't help but stare at it twice, little sister, don't blame your brother for looking at you twice, who made you look so handsome." ”

Comrade Fang Cun's mouth was also like touching honey, and he praised the waiter so much that he was embarrassed, blushing and only smiling without saying a word.

Fang Cun walked around the stall twice, and he took a fancy to a pair of flower-striped pants, which he took out to Miao Buzheng.

"Brother Miao, I think these pants are very suitable for your identity, you are handsome and handsome, and your figure is quite good, with these colored pants, that is the identity of the boss, quite domineering. ”

"Big brother, this little brother is right, these flower striped pants are quite suitable for you, that is, they are fashionable and classy, and the price is not expensive, it is less than 500 yuan at 488 yuan. ”

Fang Cun said this, and the little girl also praised Miao Buzheng like this, and Miao Buzheng took the flower-striped pants over, and seemed very satisfied with the quality of the pants.

"Brother Fang Cun, your brother Miao knows that you have a vision, you can see your brother's grade at a glance, and you can also see what kind of pants your brother should wear, and what kind of pants this person should wear. ”

"Little sister, can you try these pants?"

Miao Buzheng was very satisfied with the square inch, and he asked the young waiter again, and the little girl nodded in reply.

"Big brother, you're so funny, how can there be a place that sells pants that doesn't allow you to try on pants, of course you can try it, this is the fitting room, you go inside and try it." ”

The waiter said as he opened the door of the fitting room very diligently, and then swung the slippers inside, so that Miao Bu was going in to try on his pants.

After a while, Miao Buzheng came out wearing the new pants, and Fang Cun gave Miao Buzheng a thumbs up at that time.

"Brother Miao, you are simply a model, just like this porcelain model, these pants are also like they are made for Brother Miao, fat and thin are just the right length and short, you don't need to cut the trouser legs, you can wear it now, you don't have to take it off." ”

"Yes, big brother, your body is worthy of such pants, it's such a good match, it can't be more suitable. ”

Fang Cun was full of praise for Miao Buzheng wearing these pants, and the waiter also echoed Miao Buzheng's ass, and Miao Buzheng was so happy that he crooked his mouth.

"That's right, who is my Miao Buzheng, my Miao Buzheng's figure is more standard than those models, these pants are worn on my Miao Buzheng's body, that's just handsome pee!"

Miao Buzheng is really not a modest person, he is not stingy with the praise of Fang Cun and this waiter, and he is very happy to accept it.

"Little sister, let me ask you, can your brother Miao jump twice in these pants. ”

Miao Buzheng asked the waiter again, and the waiter smiled.

"Big brother, you're really interesting, we sell pants here, not diapers, it can't jump yet."

Big brother, you can jump as much as you want, I promise there won't be a problem with these pants. ”

Miao Buzheng nodded: "Little sister, you're so right, this is a pair of pants, not paper pants, I will not have any problems if I jump twice, then I will jump twice." ”

As Miao Bu finished speaking, he jumped up in front of the waiter, and after about five or six jumps, he stopped and gave the waiter a thumbs up.

"Little sister, your pants here are this, the quality is good, I jumped five or six times without any problems. ”

Fang Cun hurriedly said when he heard it.

"Brother Miao, you're really funny, who can't jump when you buy a pair of pants, what are you wearing. ”

"That's right, little brother is right, buying pants is not only for good looks, but also for application, big brother, you can rest assured, the pants sold here by me will not have quality problems. ”

Miao Buzheng nodded to the waiter again: "Well, I also believe that there will be no problem, little sister, I have another request, can I squat twice, I used to buy a pair of pants that were too tight, but as a result, I opened my crotch as soon as I squatted, which made me springy, and was seen by a woman in her fifties, which made me so embarrassed." ”

Miao Buzheng's words made the waiter giggle and cover his mouth and laugh: "Brother Miao, you are so funny, there is really such a thing!"

"Well, your brother Miao is a monk who never speaks, and that's true. ”

Miao Buzheng said very seriously, and the waiter said.

"Brother Miao, then you squat now, your little sister, I guarantee that you squat a hundred times, even if it is a thousand times, there will be no problem, if there is a problem, your little sister doesn't have to tell the store owner, she will compensate you ten pairs of pants." ”

Miao Buzheng waved his hand: "Little sister, don't give a hundred to your brother Miao, one pair of pants is not good, those ten hundred pairs of pants will not be good, I want so many balls." ”

The waiter replied, "Brother Miao, that's right, one pair of pants is not good, and the other pants are like that."

Brother Miao, if you don't believe me, then you can squat now, and I'll count it for you. ”

Miao Buzheng nodded, and he squatted in front of Fang Cun and the waiter, and the waiter really helped him count, and when he counted to seven, Miao Buzheng stopped squatting and gave the waiter a thumbs up.

"Little sister, your pants are really good, they are absolutely good, this elasticity is not ordinarily good, it is quite good. ”

"Brother Miao, I don't think this little sister will deceive us, her pants here are indeed of good quality, so you can definitely be trusted, you can wear them with confidence." ”

Fang Cun also praised the waiter's pants, and the waiter looked at Fang Cun gratefully, and Miao Buzheng nodded several times.

"Your Brother Miao is quite clear about this, your Brother Miao is a person who is quite knowledgeable, and you can see the difference between good and bad pants at a glance.

However, little sister, your brother Miao still has a request, although I jumped and squatted, your brother Miao still has some worries. ”

The waiter continued: "Brother Miao, if you have anything to worry about, just say it, you can try as much as you want, that's all one sentence, I just said, as long as there is a little quality problem, I will compensate you for ten pairs of pants." ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Okay, little sister, it's like this, can I run two laps in your pants and two laps in this mall." ”

The waiter replied without thinking about it: "Brother Miao, don't talk about running two laps, even if you run in this mall for two hours, your little sister won't say no." ”

Miao Buzheng smiled: "Little sister, you want your brother Miao to run to death, and you still have to run for two hours, it's not to run out of all the milk you drank in the morning, I'll run two laps at most to try the elasticity of these pants." ”

The young waiter continued: "Brother Miao, then you can run now, you can run as many laps as you want, whatever you want." ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Little sister, then your brother Miao will run away." ”

The waiter said, "Run, Brother Miao, you're welcome!"

Miao Buzheng trotted up in these pants, jogged in this pants stall at first, and slowly ran in circles in the mall, and disappeared Miao Buzheng as he ran.

After waiting for fifteen minutes, Comrade Fang Cun frowned and said to himself: "Ouch, this Brother Miao has used this shopping mall as a place for morning exercises, where did he go, it's been almost a quarter of an hour, and I haven't seen him come back." ”

"Little sister, I'll go out to see where this Brother Miao has gone, I'll call him back." ”

Fang Cun said politely to the young waiter, and the waiter glared at Fang Cun.

"Hmph, what are you looking at, you want to run too, you Brother Miao ran early, when he proposed to run in his pants, this girl felt that he wanted to slip away.

However, with you, the girl is not afraid, you can run if you want to, you pay the 488 yuan for these pants, you can run as much as you want. ”

"Ah, this doesn't make sense, the pants were bought by Brother Miao, and they weren't bought by me, why did I pay for the pants. ”

Fang Cun's eyes widened at that time, and he cried out in horror.