Comrade Fang Cun walked out of the clothing mall with a green bag, he didn't find the Wuling Light van with the rotten butt of the master after he got out of the mall, Fang Cun picked up the mobile phone and was about to make a call, when Qu duckweed called him and told him to take a taxi directly to the self-service seafood city.

After Miao Buzheng ran out of the clothing mall, he asked the master to drive away quickly, the big guy didn't know why, he didn't know what happened to this Miao team leader, and ran out of the mall in a panic.

Miao Bu is telling the master to hurry away, saying that he and Fang Cun have damaged the shelves of other people's clothing stores, hundreds of pants have been torn, and hundreds of security guards in the mall are tracking the two of them.

The master's ass was still rotten, he didn't dare to sit on the cab seat, he could only stand and drive with his body bowed, as soon as he heard that there were security guards chasing after him, the frightened master panicked like a rat crossing the street.

The master didn't care about violating the rules, and drove the van out of the car for more than ten kilometers in one go, out of the clothing mall, and also made the master sweat.

After the master drove, Miao Buzheng asked Qu Duckweed to call Fang Cun, he had just taken over as the team leader, and he didn't have time to ask for Fang Cun's phone, which was also a mistake that he didn't care about his subordinates.

Miao Bu was asking Qu Duckweed to tell Sù Fang Cun to take a taxi directly to find a joint location, and Qu Duckweed asked Miao Bu which joint location he was going to. Miao Buzheng asked the master: "Master, you are from this Xiaoyue City, you are familiar with Xiaoyue City, you have told me the place, so that Fang Cun can go there to connect with us." ”

The master thought about it, and replied to Miao Buzheng: "Team Leader Miao, I know that there is a self-service seafood city in front, so let Fang Cun take a taxi to the seafood city, we are waiting for him here." ”

Miao Buzheng patted the master on the shoulder: "Master Master, you are really interesting, you are quite interesting." ”

The master didn't understand what Miao Buzheng meant, but he felt that Miao Buzheng's slap made him grin uncomfortably.

Because, Miao Buzheng slapped it quite hard, and slapped the master directly on the seat, the master was rotten on the buttocks, he couldn't bear it and didn't dare to sit on the mount, but he was slapped on it by Miao Buzheng, and the pain was so painful that he almost didn't die of pain.

"Ouch, Team Leader Miao, my ass is rotten, I don't even dare to sit down. ”

"Oh, that's when I remembered, Master, I'm sorry, you're really an interesting Master. ”

Miao Buzheng sighed, and the master gritted his teeth again.

"Team Leader Miao, since you remembered, why did you slap your shoulder again, it hurts me to death, bastard.

Also, Team Leader Miao, I don't understand, I asked Comrade Fang Cun to come to the self-service seafood city here to connect with us, why do you keep saying that I am interesting enough, what is this interesting enough. ”

The master really couldn't figure out what Miao Buzheng meant when he said he was enough, Miao Buzheng raised his slap again, and wanted to slap it at the master, but the master quickly tilted his neck and dodged the slap from Miao Buzheng.

Miao Buzheng also said: "Master, you can really pretend, didn't you already remember it, do you want to invite us to eat buffet seafood, otherwise, why did you let Fang Cun take a taxi directly to the buffet seafood city."

Besides, you must also invite us to a seafood buffet, which is not expensive for only seventy or eighty people, and it doesn't cost you a lot of money.

Moreover, Master, you have to invite us to this buffet of seafood, I was going to invite everyone to a big meal, but it turned out to be yellow because of your broken van, and you have to make up for this meal for the big guy. ”

Miao Buzheng, the leader of the group, said the truth, and the slightest bit really made the master unable to answer, and he couldn't refute Miao Buzheng.

While dodging Miao Buzheng's slap attack, the master reluctantly agreed to Miao Buzheng's request.

"Well, it's true that there was a problem with my car, and the big guy couldn't eat the meal that the Miao team leader invited us, so my master should make it back, so I agreed to invite everyone to eat a buffet of seafood. ”

The master agreed to invite everyone to eat the seafood buffet, Miao Bu was quite satisfied, and once again raised his slap to the head of the master and hit the seeds.

"Well, is this decent, I originally had to treat everyone to a buffet of seafood, and I was quite satisfied, and in order to show my satisfaction, I should slap you. ”

Seeing Miao Buzheng's slap slashed, the master tilted his neck again, and his crooked neck movement was so great that he hit the steering wheel crookedly, and the car suddenly changed direction, which made Comrade Qu Fuwei scream.

"Ouch, Master, you drive seriously, you brake quickly, if you don't brake, you're going to crash." ”

Qu Duckweed's screams startled the driver into a cold sweat, and it was not Qu Duckweed's panicked screams, but he found that his broken ass van was about to crash into the butt of the Porsche 911 sports car on the right that was moving at a constant speed.

"I'm checking, it's another Porsche 911, and the old man is working with the Porsche 911 today. ”

No, the chef's van was about to crash into the butt of the Porsche 911 sports car, and the Porsche sports car was still quite slow, as if waiting for the chef's van to hit it, as if waiting for it to kiss the butt.

", master, you fool, you didn't learn the lesson just now, you just smashed the front of someone's Porsche, and they want you to pay 300,000 yuan, it's not that the team leader is in a hurry, it is estimated that you have been killed in front of the Starlight No. 2 Hotel now." ”

The scene of hitting the front of someone's Porsche 911 in front of the Starlight No. 2 Hotel just now flashed in front of his eyes, and his ass was beaten because of this.

Miao Bu was shouting, and the master cried with a sad face: "Team Leader Miao, I don't want to hit this Porsche 911, I hit this 911 is the same as the terrorist organization hitting the Pentagon, it is painful, and the lesson is very painful."

However, in the current situation, what else can I do but hit this 911 Porsche? ”

Miao Bu really slapped the master, gritted his teeth and scolded the master: "I'll check, you stupid guy, why are you so brainless, you can't make a comparison before the crash, don't you see that there are two situations in front, the right is a Porsche sports car, and your left is a young man riding a bicycle, you can't hit the steering wheel to hit the young man's bicycle." ”

Miao Buzheng's slap was quite heavy, and he shaved off one or twenty hairs from the master, and the master felt that the palm of the Miao team leader was like a treasure knife.

"Team Leader Miao, you're right, why didn't I think of it, my master is really a pig brain, there is a bicycle and a Porsche sports car in front of it, this is very different, why can't I choose the object of the collision." ”

This comrade Sifu can really understand what Miao Buzheng means, and he doesn't want to think about it, when the incident happens suddenly, who will have so many choices, who can still think about so much, and can make a comparison, if you can choose, everyone is willing to choose without a little problem.

The master listened to Miao Buzheng's construction, and he suddenly slammed the steering wheel to the left, and was about to crash into the van with the butt of the Porsche sports car, but instantly changed direction and hit the young man on the bicycle on the left.

When the master bumped into the young man, the Miao team leader in the car had another idea, opened his throat and shouted at the young man riding the bicycle.

"Young man, the master is going to hit you, who let you ride a broken bicycle, in the comparison between your broken bicycle and the Porsche sports car, you have the upper hand, of course the master chooses your broken bicycle, that's only a few cents, you quickly abandon the car to save your life." ”

Miao Buzheng finished shouting, and he said proudly to the master: "Master, isn't your brother Miao quite witty, I moved the right way." ”

The master nodded, he originally wanted to give Miao Bu Zhengjian a thumbs up, but his two hands held the steering wheel tightly, and he couldn't free his fingers.

"Team Leader Miao, you are so witty, thank you Team Leader Miao for being so witty, you have solved a big problem for our company, and our company has decided on this self-service seafood." ”

Miao Buzheng's roar also woke up the young man on the bicycle, and he looked back and saw that he was so frightened that he was distracted, a van of Wuling Light rushed towards him diagonally, the left two wheels hit the ground, and the right two wheels were completely off the ground, and the whole car lost its center of gravity, as if they were playing with car skills, and as if they were making a car trick movie.

He also said that this young man was young, and his reaction ability was agile, and when he saw the van rushing towards him, he was agile like a monkey and flipped out of the bicycle, and did seven or eight somersaults in one go, and finally landed firmly in a small truck pulling pigs in front of him, and he was so surprised that a dozen fat pigs in the small truck howled, and they all attacked the young man together.

And this young man was surrounded by more than a dozen fat pigs and gnawed, but the young man was very calm, with his arms outstretched and one leg raised in a very cool pose.

"It's very natural, it's very calm, it's a challenge to the limit, that's life!"

This stupid young man, he has watched too many extreme challenge shows, and he has gone deep into his brain, and he still wants to complete such a posture in such a dangerous situation.

After the lad somersaulted, the bicycle he was riding was crushed under the underside of the master's van, and it was this bicycle that was crushed under the wheels of the van, so that the van, which had lost its balance, came to a smooth stop.

After the van stopped, the people in the van breathed a sigh of relief, especially Comrade Sifu, who breathed a sigh of relief, as if a thousand catties of stone had been removed, and he was suddenly relieved.

"Ouch, now our master is relieved, only crushed a bicycle, not the Porsche sports car, our company is losing money, then it can't lose a few cents, it's a big deal to solve it for two thousand yuan." ”

The master also thanked Team Leader Miao Buzheng very much: "Team Leader Miao, you still have a vision, compared with the 300,000 yuan, this is ten thousand times easier for my master." ”