He Xiangdong sang again: "My Aunt Zhang asked 'my eldest sister'......"

"You wait. Fang Wenqi stopped He Xiangdong and said, "You call your Uncle Bai the eldest sister?"

He Xiangdong said vigorously: "It's not me, it's my Aunt Zhang?"

Zhang Yushu and Bai Qiang looked at the sky speechlessly, and there was a trick in the cross talk baggage called "Li'er doesn't smile crookedly, don't come".

Fang Wenqi nodded in understanding, and said, "That's no wonder." ”

He Xiangdong sang again: "My eldest sister, how to get to the toilet?" Uncle Bai said, "After a meal, a white man came: "Get out." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Hey, it's horizontal enough." ”

"That's it. He Xiangdong played the board and sang again: "That Aunt Zhang is gone, turn around and ask me ...... 'big brother'" again."

"You wait. Fang Wenqi stopped He Xiangdong again, and asked in surprise, "Your Aunt Zhang calls you big brother?"

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "Is there anything wrong?"

Fang Wenqi waved his hand and said, "No, you continue." ”

"Okay. He Xiangdong sang again: "Big brother, how to go to the toilet." I said, 'Pull in your pants.'" ”

"Hey, the Taiping lyrics you sang are so reasonable. Fang Wenqi praised it.

He Xiangdong smiled proudly and continued to sing: "My Aunt Zhang can just say 'okay'." ”

As soon as the board stopped, He Xiangdong squatted down and made a shape.

"You wait. Seeing that this kid was getting more and more disagreeable, Fang Wenqi hurriedly stepped forward to pull him.

He Xiangdong was still puzzled and asked, "Why are you pulling me?"

Fang Wenqi squirted: "Nonsense, did you pull it like this?"

"Oh, yes. He Xiangdong patted his head and said, "I forgot to take off my pants." ”

"Go, is there such a slippery one?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is not my Aunt Zhang." ”

"That makes sense. ”

The two guys, who weren't good guys, laughed immorally.

Zhang Yushu is about to collapse, and he can't be bitter, he has a deep relationship with half of his peers who talk about cross talk. said that cross talk is like this, the losses are all peers, and you can't mind, this is the rule of the trade, if you mind, don't do it.

He Xiangdong's Taiping lyrics are called crooked Taiping lyrics. All the parts of the cross talk are called Liu Huoer, there are two kinds of singing, and the main singing is the singing of the Eight Classics, mainly to show the singing skills, and the crooked singing is to add a lot of baggage, mainly to amuse.

Fang Wenqi sighed: "If you want to say that the Taiping lyrics are still good for you to sing." ”

He Xiangdong said very modestly: "It's my Aunt Zhang who teaches her well." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Then you sing it to us again."

"Well, you. He Xiangdong picked up the jade and hit a bunch of flowers, and then returned to normal, singing: "That Zhuang Gong traveled out of the west of the city......"

"Wait a minute. Fang Wenqi interrupted He Xiangdong's singing: "Didn't you just sing out of the sewer?"

He Xiangdong said: "Oh, you said I just sang the one?"

"That's right. ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "This can't come." ”

"Why?" Fang Wenqi also asked.

He Xiangdong smiled: "My thing, it's disposable." ”

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong and said, "Let's play." ”

bowed, the cross talk performance ended, and several people in the audience applauded, especially Tian Jiani, who slapped her little hands red. Bai Qiang and Zhang Yushu glanced at each other, and there was a strong sense of appreciation in their eyes. Although He Xiangdong was making fun of the two of them just now, what people said about cross talk was really good, and there was no one who could talk about cross talk to this point at this age.

Fang Wenqi walked down, picked up the tea on the table, and drank it as soon as he raised his head, he was old, and he was a little tired after being on stage for a long time.

"Zhang'er, it's time for you to show your hand next. Bai Qiang said with a smile.

He Xiangdong was also there to take a stubble: "Yes, Aunt Zhang showed us a unique skill of peeing our pants." ”

Zhang Yushu picked up the jujube cake on the table and threw it at He Xiangdong, He Xiangdong caught it in his arms with a smile, and then put it in his mouth and ate it happily.

Zhang Yushu was also speechless about this clever unlucky child, it was really hateful. Without further ado, he stood up, bowed his hand to the crowd, stepped aside, and pulled out a huge screen.

He Xiangdong was also puzzled, so he asked Fang Wenqi in a low voice: "Master, what is he doing here, is he going to perform shadow puppetry?"

Fang Wenqi said angrily: "Go, what kind of shadow puppet show, people have unique skills, you learn hard with your Uncle Zhang in the next half month, this is your creation." ”

"Oh. He Xiangdong agreed, but he still didn't understand, what did he want to learn from this mysterious Uncle Zhang?

Zhang Yushu got up and took a stool and put it behind the screen, he sat on the stool by himself, the screen was very thick, and he couldn't see people clearly.

He Xiangdong stared at the screen with a puzzled expression, he didn't understand at all, and then looked at Tian Jiani, who was also puzzled, and the two children were guilty.

"Boom ......" The muffled thunder was like a wheel rolling in, endlessly, as if a shower was about to come.

He Xiangdong sat by the window, and quickly stretched out his head to look at the sky, they didn't bring an umbrella when they came out today, and they couldn't run back if it rained.

"Where does the thunder come from when the sun is so big?" He Xiangdong was puzzled.

Suddenly, a strong male voice sounded: "Immediately arrest the sugar thief He Xiangdong, and shoot him immediately after being caught." ”

"Yes. ”

"Yes. ”

"Yes. ”

Echo after call.

The "Click......Click" submachine gun was loaded, and the special military boots made a sonorous sound when they stepped on the ground, and they were climbing the stairs, getting closer and closer, and the sound of slamming the door sounded in an instant.

"Open the door, open the door. ”

"Shoot He Xiangdong. ”

"Shoot the sugar thief. ”

……

This series of sounds came extremely fast, and the rhythm was too fast to react. He Xiangdong was anxious at that time, and shouted loudly: "I didn't steal sugar, I didn't steal sugar, don't shoot me." ”

"Master, save me. He Xiangdong was about to cry.

Fang Wenqi was also speechless about his apprentice, he was usually not very clever, how could he make a mistake today, he pulled He Xiangdong and pointed at the screen with one hand.

Only then did He Xiangdong realize that the big movement just now was caused by Aunt Zhang behind the screen, he looked at the master and asked in astonishment, "It's Zhang ...... Sheet...... Uncle Zhang?"

He didn't dare to call Aunt Zhang anymore, which was too scary.

Fang Wenqi was also funny to watch, this wild monkey also knew that he was scared?

In fact, this Zhang Yushu is a ventriloquist performer, he doesn't say cross talk, but ventriloquism and cross talk have a deep relationship. Among the twelve courses of cross talk, there is one ventriloquist, and Fang Wenqi can also have some, but it can't be compared with Zhang Yushu's major, so he brought He Xiangdong to let Zhang Yushu open up the work for this kid and pass him on a little.

As the name suggests, cross talk is the appearance of physiognomy and the sound of sound. Originally, cross talk was called elephant sound, which refers to ventriloquism, and it was said behind the screen, and if you can't see people, it is also called the next door play. It wasn't until later that some of the opera artists next door walked out of the screen and stood in front of the audience to perform, which became the original prototype of cross talk.