He Xiangdong picked up the cup and put it to his lips, tilted his head, and made a "cluck" sound in his mouth, Fang Wenqi's whole face wrinkled, and the audience responded well, and he couldn't stop laughing.

"Knock knock. He Xiangdong smashed his mouth and said: "Diabetes, remind the patient to control his diet." ”

Fang Wenqi saw that He Xiangdong was still there, looking reluctant, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull him, and said, "Okay, don't smack, you can't bear that sweetness, right?" ”

He Xiangdong nodded hurriedly, and the audience laughed like crazy.

He Xiangdong saw that the response was very good, so he picked up a cup and drank it again, as if there was a foreign object in his mouth, fiddling with his mouth, and then spit it out with a "poof".

Fang Wenqi asked, "What is this for?"

"Stones. ”

"Huh?" Fang Wenqi was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong picked up another cup, drank it with a gruff, his brows were twisted into one, and he pursed his lips and said, "It's really angry." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "Why is this cup so angry?"

"Dog pee. ”

"Huh. Fang Wenqi was startled.

Since saying this, I haven't heard the laughter of the people below, and they are all about to go crazy with laughter. The last time I picked up the ground, I said that it was also, and the effect was very good, He Xiangdong said that and urine were very good at a young age, and Fang Wenqi jokingly called him "the king of and urine".

He Xiangdong smiled evilly for a while, and said: "Actually, my master's most powerful thing is still other people's singing skills, and we call it Liu Huo'er in the industry." ”

The mat talk is good, and it is also connected to the line, which is about to get into work.

Fang Wenqi had no hope for this apprentice, and said half-deadly: "Is this a good word?"

He Xiangdong said confidently: "That's not it." ”

Fang Wenqi didn't believe it, and said, "Let's see." ”

He Xiangdong said: "If you want to say that your willow work is good, it is still a little worse than me." ”

Fang Wenqi hurriedly grabbed him and said, "You can wait a while, I will teach you what you know." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You teach me to calculate the hexagram in three paragraphs, Han Xin also calculates the hexagram, and Han Xin calculates the hexagram again." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "This Han Xin is not too tired. ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "Yes, you will be like this, I will have more than you." ”

Fang Wenqi continued: "Then I will know these three paragraphs, then how can you know the others." ”

"Isn't this for my Aunt Zhang. He Xiangdong pointed at Zhang Yushu.

Zhang Yushu was speechless, the master and apprentice were in a relationship with him today.

Fang Wenqi asked, "Then what Taiping lyrics do you know?"

He Xiangdong said: "Have you ever heard of Taigong selling noodles?"

Fang Wenqi pretended to be surprised and said, "Not really, I always went to my grandmother to buy noodles." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head in disgust and said, "I don't understand anything, I don't know anything." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Then you can teach me." ”

He Xiangdong took out the jade board, the black boiled jade, and asked Fang Wenqi, "Master, do you know what this is?"

Fang Wenqi said: "I really don't know this. ”

"It's called Tamaki, look at it. He Xiangdong shook his right hand lightly and hit an extremely beautiful flower point with jade.

The audience burst into applause.

Fang Wenqi said: "This level of penny listens to seven paragraphs, and it also takes care of food." ”

He Xiangdong rolled his eyes, ignored him, and opened his mouth to sing: "Shi Chonghao is rich and Fan Dan is poor, and Gan Luoyun is too public sooner or later." Peng Zushou has a short life, and the six of them are all in the five elements......"

"Hey, hey......" Fang Wenqi was pulling He to the east.

He Xiangdong didn't care, and continued to sing: "There is a Jiang Luwang living in Xiqi Mountain, who has done business in the trading industry, he sells cattle and sheep to increase the price, and he sells sheep and cattle to increase the price by ......."

Seeing this, Fang Wenqi also sang in response to He Xiangdong, with a higher tone and more charm, almost pressing He Xiangdong to sing: "As soon as the bulls and sheep are sold together, King Yin will stop killing." Jiang Taigong cut his capital and lost a net, and he only had to carry eight ropes on his shoulders......"

couldn't sing anymore, He Xiangdong stopped and stared at Fang Wenqi with a resentful expression.

Fang Wenqi also pretended to wonder: "Child, what's wrong with you?"

He Xiangdong lost his temper and said: "I said you can't, you still sing, and you still press me to sing, why are you still like this at your age?"

Fang Wenqi was still explaining: "I won't, didn't you teach Aunt Zhang later." ”

Zhang Yushu smiled bitterly, he is now immune anyway.

Seeing that He Xiangdong was still awkward, Fang Wenqi said again: "Why don't you sing something else?"

"Okay, I'll sing something else, and you should pay attention too. After the explanation, He Xiangdong sang again: "The roasted wheat went out to lose his life, and he brought rescue soldiers when he returned to the camp with meat cakes." The pot of helmet hung the marshal's order, and the fire of the face burned for the vanguard of the front. ”

Fang Wenqi also sang, and the tune pressed He Xiangdong again: "He will have enough 100,000 baked cakes from the hanging furnace, and the buckwheat cakes will be held in the back camp." The sound of the red helmet cannon shook the heavens and the earth, and he came to Mantou City after a short time. ”

"I don't sing anymore. As soon as He Xiangdong threw up his sleeves, he was about to stop singing and leave the scene.

Fang Wenqi grabbed him and said, "What's wrong with the kid, why don't you stop singing?"

"You're embarrassed to say, I'll sing a song and you'll sing it, and you're still pressuring me to sing, what do you mean, I'm looking at it, what do you want me to do. He Xiangdong was in a hurry.

Fang Wenqi also hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Blame me, blame me, child, blame me." So you sing another song, I promise not to mix, okay. ”

"I don't sing anymore. He Xiangdong started a stubborn temper.

Fang Wenqi persuaded: "Just one song, even if you don't give face to the master, you have to give your aunt face, everyone is watching it." ”

He Xiangdong thought for a while and said, "Okay, na, for Aunt Zhang, you can't sing anymore this time." ”

"Don't sing, don't sing, resolutely don't sing. Fang Wenqi made a guarantee.

Zhang Yushu looked at the sky speechlessly, what did he do?

He Xiangdong played the board and sang again: "That Zhuang Gong travels out ......"

Fang Wenqi didn't sing, but changed to stubble on the side: "West of the city, go out to the west of the city." ”

He Xiangdong rolled his eyes, ignored it, and continued to sing: "Go out of the sewers." ”

"Huh. Fang Wenqi was startled.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "When I see others riding horses, I ride ......"

Fang Wenqi took another stubble: "Donkey, ride a donkey." ”

He Xiangdong sang: "Riding a dog." ”

"You're not afraid of biting?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong sang again: "Turn your neck and look back to see a ......"

"Han pushing a cart. Fang Wenqi said.

He Xiangdong smiled slightly and sang: "I saw my Aunt Zhang." ”

The audience laughed, and Zhang Yushu was about to collapse.

"Huh?" Fang Wenqi let out an exclamation, and he didn't take any stubble, just watched He Xiangdong continue to sing.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "In front of my aunt Zhang is my Uncle Bai. ”

"And you, Uncle Bai. Fang Wenqi said.

Bai Qiang was also stunned in the audience.

He Xiangdong played the board and continued to sing: "Actually, the two of them are not two people. ”

"Nonsense. Fang Wenqi said.

Zhang Yushu and Bai Qiang had black faces, crying and laughing, only Tian Jiani was happy.

He Xiangdong said: "Then I have to explain it, otherwise what if you misunderstand?"

"Well, that's reasonable. Fang Wenqi also responded.

ps: Report to everyone a good news, the author of the bacteria in the evening was signed by the station short, sprinkled flowers to celebrate, I believe it was everyone's vote that moved the editor, Mo Da!!