After receiving a burst of criticism and education in the office, Liu Yu and the fat man were finally released by Lao Wang after agreeing to write a letter of guarantee for a while. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

When they returned to the class, the two were greeted by the whole class, and the boys looked at them as if they were heroes. And the girls looked at them from afar, and the "you are perverted expressions" on their faces were undisguised.

And the girl with a big pie face and triangular eyes and heavy makeup pulled her short skirt down slightly, as if she was afraid that Liu Yu and they would suddenly break out ** with bad intentions towards him.

Do we have the word perverted on our faces? Why are you all looking at us like that? And you, even if I go to the front bar, I won't have any thoughts about you.

"It's over, Liu Yu. The fat man put his hand on one of Liu Yu's shoulders and said solemnly.

"What's wrong?" Liu Yu asked, looking at the fat man's serious expression and slightly heavy words.

"Didn't you notice? Now all the girls in the class are far away from us, how will we have to spend three years of high school in the future? That's three whole years! No girl has spoken to you for three years, no girl has smiled at you for three years, and we can't have a girlfriend for three years. The fat man finally spoke louder and louder.

"Well, it's nothing. Anyway, today's incident is a misunderstanding. Wouldn't it be nice to explain it clearly? Besides, I have to look for it in the class. ”

"Impossible, I just came out of Lao Wang's office, and when I was passing by other classes, I found that the rumors had spread to the next class, saying that there were two perverts in the first class of high school. ”

"Then explain it well, anyway, it's still a long time, and I can't solve this misunderstanding in three years. Liu Yu looked at the fat man who was getting more and more excited.

"Don't you understand, we can't go back!" said the fat man.

Faced with the fat man's suddenly excited words, Liu Yu frowned. Why is this guy a little abnormal?

Unexpectedly, the fat man's loud words attracted the attention of the whole class who were far away from the two people.

"What's going on?"

"I don't know, why these two suddenly quarreled. ”

"I know what's going on, maybe they're going to break up. A little short girl suddenly said something startling.

The corners of the eyes of the people around her twitched, and they looked at her speechlessly for a while.

"Why don't you say they already have children?" complained a boy next to him.

"Didn't you hear what the taller and fat boy said?" said the short girl with a mysterious expression.

"What did he say? Isn't it just a quarrel between good friends, it's not a big deal."

"yes. ”

"He said, we can't go back, don't you understand the mystery?"

The short girl stood on her desk and looked down at the crowd.

This is obviously what lovers will only say when they break up. And according to my analysis, the thinner one among them is an attacker, and the fat one is a sufferer. ”

The short girl paused, then continued her analysis

"And according to my years of experience, most of them grew up together, and the thin one is estimated to have protected the fat one since childhood. Their friendship is good, good enough to wear a pair of pants, good enough to sleep in a bed, good enough to take a shower together. So the friendship of the fat man who was protected since he was a child began to change, and he became more and more inseparable from the thin one. ”

But when he was in high school, the fat man found that the thin man was in love with a woman, and the fat man found a girl's panties in the thin man's bedroom. So he decided to take the panties and ask the thin man why he was doing this and why he had abandoned him. And so the next thing happened in the morning. So it may be that they are not perverts, but true love. Ah, I think I'll stand on their CP in the future" The short girl told her classmates her earth-shattering, ghostly analysis.

"Damn, it's really embarrassing for her to say that,"

"If you understand it this way, you can completely explain what happened in the morning. ”

"Really, then we're going to have to stay away from the two of them. ”

"yes, yes. ”

After hearing the analysis, the boys swallowed a mouthful of saliva and decided to stay away from them.

"In that case, that fat man shouldn't hurt us, after all, it's crooked. ”

"Well, yes. But that thin man is still a threat to us girls. So in the future, sisters, stay away from him. ”

A group of girls listened to the fabricated facts, and then decided to stay away from Liu Yu, it doesn't matter if they are fat, after all, they are crooked.

Liu Yu could only vaguely hear that a group of boys and girls behind him were discussing him and the fat man. What it was, Liu Yu didn't hear it. But think about it should be in the morning.

Then Liu Yu took the fat man to the position and sat down, and calmed down the excited fat man.

"Fatty, what's wrong with you, isn't it just a misunderstanding, why are you so excited?" asked Liu Yu

"Just now I lost my temper and was dissatisfied with you, Liu Yu. My dad arranged a baby for me when I was a child, so that I could grow up and marry the daughter of my dad's friend. But we haven't seen each other since we were kids, so how do I know what she looks like? It's pretty and it's ugly. And it's basically impossible for me to marry a girl I don't know. The fat man explained to Liu Yu.

"It's a good thing, don't you like girls so much? Just now, the fat man still didn't have a girl who looked like she was going to die or live, contrary to what he said.

"I just wanted not to marry a woman I didn't know, so I made a bet with my dad and met a girl in high school to fall in love. As a result, I didn't expect that on the first day of school, the whole school would hate me. The fat man said with a frantic expression.

"Tut-tut, wicked rich man. Liu Yu sighed after listening to the fat man's words.

He really didn't expect that the fat man would have a baby kiss, and he didn't want to marry him. This makes Liu Yu, who is mixed below the food and clothing line, embarrassed.

Finally, the morning class passed quickly, and there were no more surprises during the period. The fat man didn't know why he wasn't snubbed by the girls. On the contrary, a few girls came to him to ask for warmth. Among them, the short girl was the leader.

The short girl's name is Li Youyou, and she was originally a student at Arlinn Middle School. As a result, I was assigned to this class after the merger, and it is said that the results are not bad.

Faced with these, the fat man was a little overwhelmed, but he was still flattered to accept it. But what would he think if he knew that these girls were bent on him.

Compared with the fat man, Liu Yu is uncared for. There's no girl to comfort him.,There's no boy to pull him or something.。 However, Liu Yu himself is also happy to be idle.

"Liu Yu, come here. The fat man shouted at Liu Yu, who was looking out the window in a daze, from the seat.

"What's wrong? Fatty. ”

"I'm going to beat up the guy who reported us in the morning. The fat man whispered in Liu Yu's ear.

Hearing the fat man's proposal, Liu Yu thought for a while. Then he agreed to the fat man's proposal.

So during the break in the first class in the afternoon, Liu Yu and the fat man waited for "Ji Xiaolan" to go to the toilet as they wished. Then they followed into the toilet.

There were a lot of students smoking in the toilet, and then the fat man shouted directly outside that the dean was coming. Then the smokers immediately dispersed, and even some of the people who were ready to go to the toilet also dispersed, and the whole toilet was completely empty in an instant

"What are you running?" the fat man blocked "Ji Xiaolan" classmate at the door of the toilet.

"Ji Xiaolan" is a relatively thin figure, wearing a relatively wide casual clothes sportswear, with a peaked cap on his head, covering his face, and only part of his chin can be seen.

Seeing that the fat man was not good, classmate "Ji Xiaolan" took a step back in fear. But I didn't expect a butt to squat and fall to the ground.

The fat man saw such a good opportunity and hurriedly stepped forward. Grabbed the collar on "Ji Xiaolan's" clothes.

Then you have to wave and beat. But where it was.

"Female ...... Female?"

"What's wrong, fat man?" Liu Yu asked, looking at where the fat man was.

"Liu Yu, why is this guy a woman? This is different from the script I thought of."

"Ahh

Originally, according to Liu Yu and the fat man's idea, they would directly beat up "Ji Xiaolan", the informant, and then flash people.

According to this script, everything went well, and it turned out that this is not the same as what was said, coach.

The fat man took off the hat of "Ji Xiaolan" and let Liu Yu see it clearly.

When the hat was taken off, all the faces of "Ji Xiaolan" were revealed, which was a face comparable to that of a girl. Fair with ruddy skin, a tall nose, cherry-like lips, big eyes, and willow-like eyebrows. These features that should have been on a girl's face instead appeared on a boy.

"No, he's a boy, not a girl. Liu Yu suddenly affirmed.

"Eh, this guy looks like a woman. Where does it look like a man?" said the fat man, disbelievingly.

Seeing that the fat man didn't believe it, Liu Yu explained it to him.

"You see, this guy has an Adam's apple, it's not very obvious, but it's still visible. Besides, I've never seen a girl dare to go to the men's bathroom in front of so many people. ”

"Oh, that's true. The fat man suddenly realized.

looked at "Ji Xiaolan" who had been closing his eyes tightly in his hand

It's like a death row prisoner waiting for the executioner to kill his head. The fat man didn't want to beat him at all in his heart.

"Forget it, you go, I don't beat, even if it's a man who looks like a. "The fat man lacks interest in his heart, and he actually goes to be angry with a girl, which is simply to reduce the fat man's compulsion.