I didn't expect to kill Cheng Cheng Jin halfway, just when Lao Wang was about to let Liu Yu and them go, suddenly a boy sitting in front of Liu Yu raised his hand and stood up. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Teacher, I know what Liu Yu is talking about. ”

Damn, dare to ask the hero who you are. Don't you just make a small gesture in class, and you give a small report to the teacher? It's like Ji Xiaolan reporting to Emperor Qianlong about He Shen's righteous face.

"Oh, so what are they doing?"

What was expected to end in silence was met with an unexpected incident at this time, which quickly attracted the attention of the whole class.

Under the gaze of the whole class, "Ji Xiaolan" told the truth of the matter.

"Report to the teacher, I heard the two students in the back saying that they had snatched state secret documents from foreign spies. The secret is in that box. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the class burst into laughter. But "Ji Xiaolan" didn't feel embarrassed when he didn't arrive, but raised his head higher, as if he had made a good deed for the country and the people.

The fat man and Liu Yu looked at each other as well. The meaning in the eyes of both parties can be clearly understood by the other party. This idiot that pops out?

"Well, quiet. Which classmate you sit down first. Lao Wang raised the volume and suppressed the laughter of the whole class.

"State secrets? You are not only acting in a sitcom, but also a spy war blockbuster. Lao Wang said in a deep voice.

"Bring that box up. Lao Wang said in an unquestioning tone.

Because he felt that his killing of chickens and monkeys just now did not have an effect, but became a joke. This made Lao Wang's nose almost crooked.

"What should I do? Liu Yu. Now Lao Wang wants a box, if he takes it, he will definitely die a miserable death. The fat man asked Liu Yu nervously in a whisper.

"Damn, how do I know what to do. Now that I'm being watched by so many pairs of eyes in the class, I can't do it if I want to get Nadong XC up. ”

Listening to Liu Yu's help, the fat man was a little anxious.

"Yes, you stuff the class rules and school introduction that you sent yesterday into it, and hold down your underwear. In this way, the old king will not be able to see. The action must be small. Liu Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly ordered the fat man.

"Good, good. Oh, by the way, why don't you take out your panties?" asked the fat man.

"I would have taken it out a long time ago, and now the eyes of the whole class are focused on us, and anything taken from it will be seen clearly. But it's different from the outside, the action is small. And when I see it, I only wonder if we may be unwilling to pay. ”

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Before he could take it himself, Lao Wang came over. As he spoke, he used his body to block the fat man's hand in case he was seen by Lao Wang.

Soon, the fat man stuffed the pamphlet with the school's pictures into a vacuum plastic packaging bag as Liu Yu said. and stuffed Liu Yu's book into it. The pink and white striped panties are sandwiched between two brochures. Like a sandwich, you can't see it from both sides.

"Hurry up and get it!" Lao Wang watched the two of them grind, and then urged.

Taking over the disguised "confidential documents" from the fat man's hand, Liu Yu took a deep breath, and then walked to the podium with the momentum of a strong man who was gone forever.

Handing the "confidential documents" in his hand to Lao Wang in a posture parallel to the ground as much as possible, Liu Yu felt nervous in his heart.

Lao Wang took the "confidential documents" handed over by Liu Yu in his hand and didn't even look at them. Then he began to criticize and educate Liu Yu.

"You said we were so naughty on the first day of school. Just make small gestures, I reminded you. But what about you? Not only did they not change, but they also intensified their efforts to stage a sitcom in my classroom, which is still a spy war movie. You said you weren't too much, huh?" Lao Wang's words sprayed on Liu Yu's body like a machine gun with saliva, as if he was going to beat this guy who was disrupting the class.

And Liu Yu behaved as sincere as a schoolboy, but his eyes looked at the "confidential documents" in Lao Wang's hand that he waved like a teaching stick.

"Did you hear what I said?" Looking at Liu Yu with a look of knowing his mistake, Lao Wang asked in a changed voice.

"I hear you. Liu Yu nodded.

"Then what I said, you are going to recount it in general. ”

"Huh?" Liu Yu was stunned, he was too nervous that the underwear would fall out of the plastic pocket just now, so he kept staring at Lao Wang's hand, and didn't listen to what Lao Wang was saying at all.

Seeing Liu Yu's surprised eyes, Lao Wang knew that this kid hadn't listened at all, and the anger that had just disappeared a little bit had resurfaced.

"Hmph, you students are getting more and more disagreeable. ”

As he spoke, he was still angry, and slammed the vacuum plastic bag handed over by Liu Yu on the desk.

"I'm so, you ......"

"Wow!"

Lao Wang was about to continue, but the whole class let out a deafening exclamation.

"What's going on? What are you arguing about?"

"Teacher, there's a pair of panties on your podium. A male classmate exclaimed.

"What are you talking about?" Lao Wang couldn't believe his ears, and then he moved his gaze to the podium, only to see the pink and white striped panties lying quietly on the podium one day. Next to it is a new school brochure that was printed this year.

When Lao Wang reprimanded Liu Yu just now, he threw the "confidential documents" with his underwear in his hand on the podium. Due to the excessive force, the contents of the plastic vacuum packaging bag were directly thrown out. That's why the class exclaimed.

"Wow! I never thought panties could be classified documents. A boy said

You don't understand this, showing a rebellion against traditional education in order to release the true self. To show off youth should be wanton indulgence. This is the howl of a poet of action against traditional education. This kind of talent is a role model for my generation."

"Damn, it's so good, Brother Tai has a deep knowledge in this area. ”

"It's easy to say, but I just studied a little bit of Big Hippo's "What's Wrong with Men's Perversion", and I really don't dare to take it. ”

"Men are so disgusting" A girl heard the conversation between the two gentlemen in front of her, and said with a disgusted face?

"How unreasonable is this, for the first time in more than 20 years of teaching, I have met students like you two. It's just, it's ......."

At this time, Lao Wang was already speechless with anger, his face turned red from anger, as if Guan Gong was alive, and Liu Yu seemed to be able to see the white gas coming out of his nostrils.

The exclamation caused by the underwear was too loud, and even Chen Qian, the glasses girl who was concentrating on fighting with the exercise book, stopped her pen, looked at the underwear on the podium and the trained Liu Yu, her eyes paused for a few seconds, and then continued to pick up the pen in her hand and write the exercise book, just looking at a question for a long time. And then where to stagnate, it seems to have hit a problem.

And Lu Yulan, the panda-eyed sleeping god who was sleeping and sleeping, was woken up by the same table next to her, and then saw the underwear on the podium fluttering, then yawned, and then continued to sleep.

Xia Qiao, a black straight girl, looked at the podium without saying a word, but she tightly held the pen in her hand, as if she was enduring something.

The fat man looked at his underwear exposed in public, his face was dead gray, and then he slumped on the bench. Then an angry eye stared at the "Ji Xiaolan" who had just been informed.

Under the angry gaze of the teacher and the suspicious gaze of the classmates, Liu Yu had a calm face, as if this matter had nothing to do with him. But if you shake his hand, you can feel the sweat on his hands, and you know that he is not calm at this time.

Nima, fatty, you've been miserable. However, as a traverser, you can't show a cowardly expression, even in front of everyone.

As someone who has read so many time-traveling novels, I can't embarrass the time-traveler no matter what. So, come on, look at me with a sword of contempt.

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty.

It's just that Liu Yu is not Xiao Yan, and Mr. Wang is not a ...... It's disgusting. Think for yourself, it's a beautiful picture. An old man asked a young man to get out of the marriage. Maybe it will be published in the Higashiyama City Daily tomorrow.

"Liu Yu, Feng Fuyuan. You give me a trip to the office. Old man Wang said in a deep voice with a dark face. There was pent-up anger in his voice. It's like a volcano about to erupt.

Liu Yu and the fat man followed the old man Wang to the company, and the fat man glared at "Ji Xiaolan" before leaving.

"It's over, they're dead. I just saw that Old Man Wang's face was so gloomy that it could drip water. ”

"yes, I saw it too. But these two are also God-men. ”

"Yes, yes. On the first day of school, I teased the head teacher like this, and it was true 6. ”

"I don't know if you noticed? That pair of panties looks like a child. ”

"Nonsense, definitely for children. And according to my years of experience, it's still a superb Lori. A great gentleman spoke.

"The man is so disgusting, I didn't expect that I was so beautiful that I was in the same room as the pervert who came to class with girly panties. What if I get molested?" said a girl with triangular eyes, a big cake face, and heavy makeup.

Hearing a girl say this, several of the big gentlemen who were discussing turned around and threw up.

"Who gave her the courage to say this?" the boys said speechlessly.

After Liu Yu and the others were taken out by Lao Wang, there was a commotion in the classroom. No one expected such exciting news on the first day of school.

Since that day, Liu Yu and the fat man have been crowned as perverts. And in a short period of time, it spread all over Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, which had just merged with Arlinn Academy.

It is praised as a model for our generation and a beacon in life by the gentlemen and perverts of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School. And privately established a gentlemen's alliance in Higashiyama No. 1 Middle School that only perverts can know.

Under the election of all perverts, Liu Yu is the leader of the alliance, and the fat man is the deputy leader of the alliance. Of course, the person concerned did not know about it.