Miao Bu was carrying a sack to the door of the song hall, and he was stopped by the boss in the song hall who wanted to sing and his wife, and it was obvious that he wanted to sing and his wife were in a very happy mood, and the two of them couldn't close their eyebrows and smiles.

I really want to sing the couple and tell Comrade Sù Miao Buzheng, the couple broke a spell, that is, they don't believe that there is true love and true love in the Internet, through the personal experience of their couple, they understand that the Internet is not as hypocritical as people say, they found that there is also true love in the Internet.

The Hao couple also took out the two UnionPay cards to prove to Miao Buzheng that the UnionPay card is not a little money, but a huge sum of millions, in the face of this millions of huge money, the two little lovers have completely withstood the test, and they have no bad intentions at all, and they swore with their true feelings that there is also love in the network.

Mr. and Mrs. Hao were very proud, and their happiness was indescribable, as if they were a pair of three or four-year-old children, and their mother took them to the supermarket for most of the morning, and their mother finally bought them the chocolates they liked, and the excitement could fly.

The good couple danced with the two UnionPay cards, the boss lady wanted to cry and held the waist that wanted to sing and rotated six or seven times on the spot, and the boss wanted to sing and beg for mercy, this comrade who wanted to sing was afraid of heights, as long as he was off the ground, he felt afraid of heights, even if it was a millimeter away from the ground, he was afraid of heights.

There is another reason, the proprietress wants to cry more than her husband and wants to sing, she wants to sing and can't hold her wife at all, every time she has a happy thing, she wants to cry and want to sing and spin.

As soon as the good couple was happy, they lost the two cards they were holding, and there was a medium-sized trash can in front of the door, and their two cards fell into the trash can.

"Hey, good boss, and good boss, don't be too complacent, you know what happiness and sorrow are, when you are happy, you throw the five million huge UnionPay cards into the trash, you quickly go in and find it." ”

The Hao couple were really happy and sad, when Miao Bu was telling them, they were like divers jumping ten meters into the water, and the two of them jumped up at the same time and jumped into the garbage can, and the two of them collided at the same time, and there were sparks at that time, as well as two heads of green bags.

The good couple is estimated to have picked up garbage in the past few decades, and their ability to dig garbage is really first-class, and the garbage in the garbage can was sorted out in three or five minutes, and the two cards were also found at the same time.

The Hao couple took the two UnionPay cards and were grateful to Comrade Miao Buzheng.

"Little brother, thank you so much, if you hadn't reminded me in time, then we would have to feed the five million to the dogs, and now it's all your little brother's credit for losing and regaining. ”

Miao Bu snorted with a smile: "Good boss, good boss, don't thank the team leader first, you still separate these two cards first, one of you is three million, the other is two million, the difference is more than one million, are you two willing to take the wrong one." ”

Miao Buzheng reminded him, and the Hao couple suddenly understood, and bowed to Miao Buzheng and thanked him.

"Little brother, thank you for the reminder, of course we are not willing to take the wrong one, the difference of one million, no one will be reconciled. ”

After the good couple thanked Comrade Miao Buzheng, the two of them quarreled on the spot, quarreling fiercely over the ownership of these two cards, arguing in the dark, the two of them jumped and jumped, pointed their noses and poked their faces, and the boss lady really wanted to cry and hug and wanted to sing and spin, but the boss really wanted to sing with God's help, he was not afraid of heights, and he didn't react at all when he wanted to cry how to spin, but the boss lady wanted to cry so tired that her waist was almost broken.

"Good brother, good sister-in-law, don't fight like this, if you continue to quarrel like this, you will not be able to win or lose even if you fight for a year and a half or three or five years, you and your wife still listen to the leader of the group, you will use rock-paper-scissors to fight the winner. ”

"Thank you, brother, you are so right, whenever we have a disagreement as a couple, such as when dating a lover, who pays for the hotel room, we will keep arguing for a day and a night, and we have not been able to distinguish a winner. ”

The good couple obeyed Miao Buzheng's construction, and the two of them used rock-paper-scissors to decide the winner, but the two of them played for more than ten minutes, and the two of them did not decide the winner, and Miao Buzheng, who was standing on the side, cried.

"Good brother, good sister-in-law, you two are really talented, you can't even win or lose rock-paper-scissors, what are you two old people doing out of paper, you can't make a cloth out of a rock, or a pair of scissors and a cloth out. ”

The Hao couple smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, little brother, don't you know, this hand of our couple can only get out of the cloth, the rock and scissors can't come out at all, and the joints of these fingers are just not good." ”

Miao Bu is taking a closer look at the two palms of the couple, they really didn't tell a lie, their two palms are like two duck palms, and they can really only make a cloth.

"Well, since you can't even get rock-paper-scissors out, then you still have the old way, call the bank to check the balance in these two cards, and it will be clear. ”

The Hao couple was grateful again, and the proprietress wanted to cry and impulsively hugged Miao Buzheng's panda face and gnawed frantically for more than a dozen bites, and couldn't help but confess her heart.

"Little brother, you are so thoughtful, you are really a talent, if you don't dislike it, you can be the little lover of this boss's wife, this boss's lady can be with you overnight. ”

The boss lady really wanted to cry impulsively, Miao Buzheng was so disgusted that she vomited directly, and the braised beef noodles of Master Kong that he ate early in the morning were spit out of a large stall, which was also mixed with a few pieces of egg shells, this Miao Buzheng team leader went to the canteen of the project department every day to steal eggs and come back to make instant noodles, and he also had a habit of breaking eggs and even putting the shells in to cook, so he spit out the egg shells.

I really want to sing and take out my mobile phone to call the bank's inquiry number, this is the latest version of the Apple mobile phone, Miao Bu said at the time that he wanted to sing.

"Good brother, you're a big liar, you have a new iPhone hidden on you, and you still have the most antique mobile phone to call the team leader. ”

The boss really wanted to sing to Miao Buzheng and smiled: "Hehe, little brother, don't laugh at the turtle, you are the turtle, the boss is the king, we are each other's people." ”

"Fuck you, I really want to sing, you're only the eighth turtle king, and the leader of this group is a genius. ”

The boss really wanted to sing and dialed the bank's inquiry number, and the balance reported on the mobile phone shocked the couple like a thunderbolt.

"Hello, the balance you are queried is zero!"

The proprietress wanted to cry and burst out directly: "I checked, how can the balance be zero, it should be three million or two million, it can't become zero." ”

The boss is quite patient when he wants to sing, and he comforts his wife.

"I want to cry, don't worry, isn't there another card, maybe this pair of little lovers will surprise us, transfer the money in these two cards to a card, little lovers like to play pranks. ”

The proprietress wanted to cry and nodded her head in response: "I want to sing, you're right, young people just like pranks, especially the little Comrade Arun of this boss's wife, he is still a young man born in the nineties, the beard on his mouth hasn't grown yet, he likes to play trendy things, we have to adapt to their young people's play." ”

"Oh, good brother, good sister-in-law, don't grind, don't excuse your little lover, you should wake up quickly. ”

Miao Buzheng was in a hurry, urging the two of them, the boss wanted to sing so he dialed the inquiry number again, and the three of them waited with bated breath for the mobile phone to broadcast the balance.

"Hello, you have zero balance on your card!"

"Ah, ah, how is this possible, is this the prank they played, is this the surprise of their young people to our middle-aged people?"

The sound of the announcement on the mobile phone hit the Hao couple several times, and the two of them supported each other to stand firmly.

"What, what is the surprise to you, what is a prank, that's because they cheated you out of your money, and transferred away all your huge money, you still have luck, don't you hurry up to chase those two little lovers, they are the real big liars, we compare with these two little lovers, that's a little witch, this team leader must learn from these two little lovers." ”

As soon as Miao Buzheng called, the Hao couple suddenly realized, and the two thanked Comrade Miao Buzheng again, and then ran away.

"Little brother, it's still your best, we really sympathize with you, especially the boss lady is grateful to you, and I will take you as a little white face in the future, this boss lady will definitely give you three yuan of pocket money every day." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you guys hurry up and chase your little lover, one step later, your five million will all be in vain, you still want to keep a lover, you can't even cover a fart." ”

Miao Bu scolded them directly, and the good couple ran out, and they ran out and yelled as they ran.

"Everyone, friends passing by, this couple wants to tell you a lesson, you must not believe in the Internet romance, you must not believe the lover, the Internet is fucking hypocrisy, the little lover is fucking fancy money, our five million have been taken away by the little lover, we are now going to chase them two big liars, our couple swore that even if they chase to the edge of the sky, they will also chase this big liar. ”

The Hao couple are really a pair of warm-hearted people, they were deceived, and they didn't forget to warn passers-by, hoping that the big guys would not be deceived like them.

The Hao couple ran out thirty meters away, and they were stopped by Miao Buzheng, who proposed to change his costume for the boss.

I really want to sing and I can't understand: "Little brother, why do you want to change your clothes?"

Miao Buzheng told him: "Boss, think about it with your brain, if you chase it out like this, your appearance will turn into ashes, and the pair of little lovers will recognize you."

So, you can't just chase them like that, you have to disguise yourself so they don't recognize you, and you're going to catch the big young liars. ”

The Hao couple felt that Miao Buzheng was reasonable, so they obediently changed clothes with Miao Buzheng, and Miao Buzheng also found a sack for the boss to sing on his back, so he almost didn't fall down when he wanted to sing.

"Little brother, what's in your sack, why is it so heavy?"

"Good brother, it's nothing, it's just some beer bottles in your song hall, you have to be realistic if you want to disguise yourself, you're a homeless man now. ”

Miao Bu told him that he wanted to sing and asked him to disguise himself as a homeless man.