Miao Buzheng asked the owner of the song hall to sing in disguise, and the two of them changed their clothes, and the boss really wanted to sing a set of Lilang costumes and changed to Miao Buzheng.

I really want to sing and change clothes while telling him a thousand times, so that Miao Bu treats his clothes well, even if you want to wash them, don't use laundry detergent, you can only use laundry detergent, or you can only use a small amount, his set of clothes is more than 10,000 yuan.

Miao Bu is telling sù that he wants to sing rest assured, he will take good care of this set of clothes, and he will return it to him as much as possible, and besides, the clothes of the team leader are not bad, although they are all discounted seven wolves, that set is nearly a thousand.

Miao Buzheng also made a sack for Hao Xiang to sing on his back, and almost didn't put Hao Xiang Sing down, I don't know what is in this sack so heavy.

Miao Bu is telling sù that he is just an empty beer bottle drunk in the box, the proprietress really wants to cry and can't believe it, how can there be an empty beer bottle so heavy, open the sack and see that the proprietress is dumbfounded.

In this sack is the empty bottle that Miao Buzheng said, that is, bottles of beer, there are as many as sixty-eight bottles in total, no wonder the boss bent over when he wanted to sing.

"Team Leader Miao, you stole this beer from me. ”

The proprietress really wanted to cry Yan Zòng suspected that these beers were stolen from the sales area by Miao Bu, and Miao Bu was telling the proprietress that she wanted to cry.

"Boss, this team leader used his personality to guarantee that the beer was stolen from your sales area, but now it is returned to you, let the boss carry it and return it to you. ”

When a thief is also a personality guarantee, this is really Miao Buzheng, this is a talent, the proprietress really wanted to cry and think about it, I think it is also the same reason, Miao Buzheng stole out of beer, and now it is carried by her husband, and it can be regarded as the return of the original owner.

The boss really wanted to sing and dress up, Miao Buzheng was still using a beer bottle to shoot the boss's big face that he wanted to sing, and he wanted to sing and scream, and asked Miao Buzheng why he took a beer bottle to shoot himself, Miao Buzheng told him, your big face is too distinctive, standing among 10,000 people, you can recognize you at a glance, I have to take a big picture of your big face and I can't recognize it.

The boss really wanted to sing and felt that Miao Bu was right, so he was willing to let Miao Buzheng take a beer bottle to slap his big face, Miao Buzheng was really ruthless, and slapped more than 60 times in one breath, and the big face that the boss really wanted to sing was one and a half bigger than the original.

Miao Buzheng has been asking for the opinion of the proprietress who wants to cry.

"Boss lady, do you recognize a good brother now?"

The proprietress wanted to cry and replied "I know" vigorously, until I wanted to cry and finally said no "I know", and Miao Buzheng stopped.

When Miao Bu was stopping, the boss really wanted to sing with a blue nose and swollen face and bleeding, looking miserable.

Miao Buzheng stopped, and the boss really wanted to sing as if he realized something: "Team Leader Miao, this is not right, this boss is originally a big face, you shoot bigger, the characteristics are not clearer and more obvious." ”

Miao Buzheng smiled: "Good brother, I didn't expect this at first, but now I think it's more obvious, but I can't shoot it anymore, and if you shoot it again, you will be more obvious, unless you take a knife and cut off half of your face." ”

Miao Buzheng said that he wanted to cut off half of his face, and when he wanted to sing, he jumped to the side like a frog, and avoiding Miao Buzheng was like avoiding the plague god.

"Little brother, this boss eats with this face, you still want to destroy this boss's face, that boss is not easy. ”

After dressing up, the boss really wanted to sing, and the boss wanted to cry and ask Miao Buzheng, do you want to change your disguise, you changed clothes for each other, so who did she change clothes with.

Miao Buzheng pointed to a place not far away from the distance, telling the proprietress to change clothes with that person, the proprietress wanted to cry When she saw that person, she was overjoyed and rushed over like a 100-meter sprint.

The proprietress wanted to cry three times and five times to divide the clothes of a homeless man a hundred meters away, and then put her own clothes on the homeless man, the whole process did not take five minutes, and the homeless man was stunned, not knowing what was going on.

The proprietress wanted to cry so much that after changing her clothes, she ran to Miao Buzheng and asked for his opinion.

"Little brother, isn't this boss lady like a homeless man?"

Miao Bu shook his head at her: "Boss, it's similar to other places, but your face still doesn't look like it." ”

The proprietress wanted to cry and said, "Little brother, didn't you let this proprietress be like your husband and let you swell with a beer bottle." ”

Miao Buzheng praised the proprietress for wanting to cry so smartly, and he also told sù that you want to cry The most obvious thing about you is also a big face, and you must pat this big face swollen, so that the pair of little lovers can't recognize it.

The proprietress wanted to cry and happily accepted Miao Buzheng's opinion, she asked Miao Buzheng to slap her big face ruthlessly, her current face is your Miao Buzheng, including her whole person is your Miao Buzheng's person, you can shoot as much as you want.

Of course, Miao Buzheng was not polite, picked up the beer bottle and patted it, and he also slapped it more than 60 times in one go, and while picking the beer bottle and patting it, he asked the boss for his opinion that he wanted to sing, and asked him if he knew his wife.

The boss really wants to sing and is really a real person, he has always told Miao Bu the truth, he has always known his wife's pig face, you know her even if you beat her to death.

Miao Bu is tired of shooting, it seems that the proprietress really wants to cry, it can't be changed by shooting beer bottles, it is estimated that it will take major surgery, and he has to stop shooting his face that wants to cry.

Miao Bu was so tired that he was panting like a dog, and he was sweating all over, and when he stopped, the proprietress wanted to cry and understood a problem.

"Little brother, this boss's face is as obvious as her husband's face, and the more you shoot, the more obvious it becomes. ”

Miao Bu is telling her that she understands too late, and now that it has become like this, you will have to adapt to it.

Miao Buzheng also made a sack for the proprietress who wanted to cry, and the sack was also very heavy, and the proprietress wanted to cry because her waist was bent, and she asked her husband to open the sack to take a look.

The boss really wanted to sing and opened the sack to see it, but he was also dumbfounded at that time.

"Little brother, you stole all the dim sum from the boss's sales area, there are two or three hundred packs, and they weigh more than sixty kilograms. ”

The boss really wants to sing and say that there is nothing wrong, the sack on the back of the boss lady who wants to cry is indeed filled with a bag of snacks, what lover's plum, what pistachio and melon seeds and other foods, there are really as many as two or three hundred packs.

Miao Buzheng once again vouched for his personality that he had indeed stolen from the sales area of the song hall, but now it is not a theft, and it has been returned to its original owner.

The boss really wanted to sing and felt that what Miao Buzheng said made sense, it was true that he stole these things, but he took a personality guarantee again, and returned these things to himself, so it was not stolen.

The Hao couple finished dressing up, and they asked Miao Buzheng what to do next, Miao Buzheng scolded the couple, you forgot what you were going to do, you want to chase the little lover, the two of them cheated you out of your five million dollars, you hurry up and chase it back, you must chase forward at a speed of eighty miles.

Miao Buzheng reminded him, and the Hao couple suddenly realized, so they said goodbye to Comrade Miao Buzheng, and rushed out with four hooves and rushed out like arrows.

Human potential is unlimited, this good couple has a fat head and big ears, but this running start is so light and fast, it is really like flying.

The Hao couple ran forward desperately, and asked Miao Buzheng loudly.

"Brother Miao, have we reached eighty miles?"

Miao Buzheng replied to them loudly: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, you are speeding up too slowly, are you all domestic engines, the speed is so slow, it's only twenty miles, you should speed up quickly." ”

The Hao couple violently increased their speed again, and the four hooves ran wildly, and after running for a while, they asked Miao Buzheng again.

"Brother Miao, how is the speed of this couple now, has it reached eighty miles?"

The couple gave full play to their potential, throwing off their arms and running wildly, their two fat bodies moving rapidly, and they really reached the speed of eighty miles.

However, Miao Buzheng still told them loudly: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, your engine is really not good, your speed is too slow, it is like a snail moving, you should hurry up and move forward." ”

"Brother Miao, I'm sorry, the engine of this couple is domestic, and it is still the worst kind of engine in China.

Brother Miao, don't worry, our couple will definitely go crazy to a speed of 80 miles, and if we don't go crazy to a speed of 80 miles, we will never give up. ”

The good couple started their engines again, and accelerated forward, how could they have an engine, they just ran forward with their own limbs, and they roared like an engine.

Speeding up and running a distance of dozens of meters, the Hao couple asked Comrade Miao Buzheng again.

"Brother Miao, have we reached eighty miles now?"

Miao Buzheng replied: "Good brother, good sister-in-law, you have now reached a speed of eighty miles, and your engine is completely running, you should keep chasing at this speed, the leader of this group believes that you will definitely catch up with that pair of little lovers, that is, your enemies." ”

Miao Buzheng was satisfied, and the Hao couple felt quite confident, and the two couples kept running forward at this speed.

"Brother Miao, our couple will maintain this speed, we will definitely live up to my brother's wishes, and we will definitely catch up with the pair of little lovers, as you said, they are a pair of little enemies, the difference between the lover and the enemy is five million, these five million buy a lesson." ”

The good couple ran away after a while, and the two fat bodies disappeared under the street lamp.

Just after the Hao couple ran away, everyone in the box chased down, running in front of the thirty employees in the song hall, followed by the thirty girls who sang with them, and then Mei Gui and Wang Xiaoyue and the group of beauties in the project department.

Miao Bu is stealing beer and food in the sales area, and that's because the employees in the song hall are all gathered in the aisle of the box, and now they are all chasing Comrade Miao Buzheng.

These people saw Miao Bu standing at the door wearing the clothes that the boss wanted to sing, and the big guys all said.

"Boss, didn't you go with the boss lady to chase that pair of little lovers, why are you standing here, we still have to ask the boss, did you see Miao Buzheng's bastard?"

Miao Buzheng pointed with his hand in the direction where the Hao couple ran, and said to the big guy: "Boss Ben, you're back again, don't worry about Boss Ben, Boss Ben saw that Miao Buzheng was running in that direction with a sack on his back at a speed of eighty miles, so you should hurry up and chase him at a speed of eighty miles." ”