There was also an audience member shouting, "Kid, sing us another one." ”

He Xiangdong took out the jade in his hand and shook it, and said: "I didn't come up with a guy, a piece of Taigong sold noodles to everyone, and everyone held it more." ”

"Good. The audience was very face-saving and applauded again and again.

He Xiangdong is also not ambiguous, he sings on the board, and the bright and leisurely and charming Tongzi's voice won a full house as soon as he opened his voice.

"Shi Chonghao is rich and Fan Dan is poor,

Gan Luoyun is too duke sooner or later.

Peng Zushou has a short life,

Six people are in the five elements.

Xiqi Mountain lives a Jiang Lu Wang......"

Taigong sells noodles is a big singing section in Taiping lyrics, there are hundreds of sentences, about the scene of Jiang Taigong selling noodles when he was poor, all kinds of misfortunes and all kinds of difficulties, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, after encountering countless bad luck, Taigong decided not to sell noodles anymore.

Changed careers to change the fortune plan, and met the goblin pipa spirit to tell fortunes, designed to kill the goblin, all the way unlucky, until the age of eighty-five to meet King Wen of Zhou to turn the luck, which also sang to Wen Wang Lixian corporal, for the prince to pull the car 800 steps, Taigong Bao Zhou Dynasty 800 years.

"The prince said that he wanted me to protect your country,

Unless it's me who takes the car and pulls the rope.

When King Wen heard it, it was good,

You ride in the car and pull the rope for me.

Jiang Taigong got on the dragon car,

The dragon chariot chased a dragon in front of it.

Take a step to seek talents for the country;

Take two steps to save all living beings in the world;

pull three steps, looking forward to the people getting rid of water and fire;

Pull four steps around Ren Sihai Qing Shengping;

Pull five steps to the world grass seedlings to produce double spikes......"

"Taigong said,

Pulled me eight hundred single eight steps,

I've saved your eight hundreds, and you've been singled for eight winters.

King Wen heard it well.

……

This time King Wen of Zhou was in charge,

To the next time, the god will be sealed on the field, and it will show his magical powers. ”

After singing, He Xiangdong listened to the board and bowed to the audience, and the audience applauded again and again, calling for He Xiangdong to come again. That's the end of the opening, and he didn't respond to the audience's request, he talked a little about the next show, and then it was over.

Next is a large paragraph that Fang Wenqi and Yang Sanhe said, the big bodyguard, this is not a simple job, there is an old saying in the cross talk, Wen is afraid of the article, Wu is afraid of the big bodyguard, ordinary people can't come to this.

The article will be said in the big bodyguard is about not knowing how to pretend to understand people, its own burden is not particularly loud, and the narrative is a bit chattering, which tests the skills of cross talk actors, people whose skills are not at home, the burden will not ring, and it won't take long for the audience to get bored, because it's too chattering.

So in the past, in the tea house garden, cross talk artists had to be able to talk about the article and the big bodyguard in order to get the whole money, and if they couldn't come, they could only get a broken share, this is a threshold.

But apparently these two gentlemen can still control this work, and you can clearly hear the laughter and applause of the audience from the backstage, these two are indeed good.

He Xiangdong was not idle backstage, and he was thinking about the next two shows he would perform, which were all big jobs and needed to be well prepared.

The two old gentlemen's bodyguards said for an hour before they got off the stage in the warm applause of the audience, and the next one was a Peking Opera class singing a play, Farewell My Concubine.

Fang Wenqi and Yang San got off the field, and they didn't say much, they took a chair and half-lay down, they had to hurry up and rest, and they would play again in a short time, which was a test of their physical strength.

He Xiangdong is also serving the two elders, serving tea and water, rubbing shoulders and beating their backs, these two are old, and their bodies are indeed not as good as when they were young.

Yang San leaned back in his chair and said there: "Ho, Fang Qi, I'm on the stage, don't say it, I'm a little nervous, I haven't faced the audience for too many years, I'm really afraid that I can't say it well." ”

Fang Wenqi smiled: "Hey, why are you worried about this, you haven't seen a big scene in Yang San, and you're afraid of saying a cross talk." ”

Yang San also smiled: "That's what I said, I was still a little nervous when I first came on the field, this opening is good, those feelings back then are back, and I don't show timidity at all." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Okay, don't talk about this, I'm tired enough, I'll rest for a while, and there will be two more to talk about later." ”

After speaking, Fang Wenqi narrowed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Yang San glanced at him, and then closed his eyes and rested.

He Xiangdong saw that the two elders were resting, and he was fine, and he also learned to close their eyes and pretend to sleep.

The entire backstage, all three of whom said cross talk, lay down.

More than half an hour later, Lin Zhengjun came over and called someone to prepare for the game.

Fang Wenqi and He Xiangdong stood up, and Fang Wenqi said, "Dongzi, it's time for the two of us to play." ”

He Xiangdong lifted his coat and kicked it out, making a Peking Opera Moon Gate walk out, and said in his mouth: "Let's go." ”

Fang Wenqi smiled, and walked out behind the child.

The Peking Opera class sang and ended, Lin Zhengjun reported the curtain, and He Xiangdong and apprentices appeared.

This pair of masters and apprentices are one hand stretching out two fingers to slightly lift the coat, both of which are the practice of lifting robes for characters in the opera industry, which does look much more interesting, this old and young appearance, especially stylish, the audience is a thunderous applause, and a few younger audience members stood up and applauded loudly.

He Xiangdong teased, the master gave him a measure of work, the two bowed to the enthusiastic audience again and again to express their gratitude, and waited until the audience was a little quieter, He Xiangdong said: "Okay, well, sit down, someone next to you put a thumbtack on your seat, come, sit down." ”

Everyone laughed, this kid was so bad.

Fang Wenqi also said on the side: "You are all like words, there are pushpins for people to sit." ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "Isn't this a joke with everyone, there are really pushpins and people still sitting?"

Fang Wenqi said: "It's not stupid. ”

He Xiangdong began to answer: "The last one was a farewell concubine sung by our club's Peking Opera class to everyone, and it was very good, especially the one who sang the flower-faced overlord was called Bai Fengshan, who was a corner of our backstage, and everyone could come with a flowery face." ”

Fang Wenqi responded: "What a good horn." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "Do you know why people sing Peking Opera well?"

Fang Wenqi said: "I really don't know this, you can tell me." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's ugly. ”

"Huh?"

The audience laughed, and the baggage rang.

"Is this all next to each other?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong said confidently: "Of course next to each other, people are born to do this, look at that big face, you think it's makeup, he looks like this." ”

Fang Wenqi was surprised: "How can people look like this?"

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically: "Did I say that he was human?"

Fang Wenqi stopped him: "Go, don't talk nonsense, people are in the background." ”

He Xiangdong reacted at this time, and Yuanchang said: "I mean he is an unusual person. ”

That's right. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "The reason why people have big faces is because they were born with vitiligo, and they were born to do this. ”

Fang Wenqi stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, vitiligo? ”

"I didn't wash my face. ”

"Huh. Fang Wenqi was startled.

The audience laughed, Bai Fengshan couldn't cry or laugh, the master and apprentice made fun of him, he also stood and watched at the entrance door, and he didn't even take off his makeup, but tonight's scene is too important, he has to keep an eye on the audience's reaction, otherwise his heart can't settle down.