The cross talk performance continued, and He Xiangdong continued: "These are all people's personal hygiene habits, and you can't care if you don't like to wash your face." ”

Fang Wenqi responded: "That's right. ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's understandable that I don't like cleanliness, the key is that people buy things hard, I can't stand it." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's not the last time Mr. Bai went to buy pancakes and fruits, so he had to ask the family to add an extra piece of crispy fruit grate to him, and he didn't give money." ”

Fang Wenqi grew up: "Is there such a thing?"

"Yes, of course the boss is not happy, this Mr. Bai can just say it. He Xiangdong put on an extremely obscene face and said with a smile: "Big brother, give me another piece of fruit grate, you see that I am singing." ”

"What's that?"

He Xiangdong echoed: "No, the boss of the family is a small business, where Kenga, this Mr. Bai said again." ”

"What did you say?" Fang Wenqi asked again.

He Xiangdong put on a shy and smiling expression: "Big brother, just give it to me, you see that my face is born to sing flowers, looking at white and black." ”

"What's the use of that. ”

"It's useless?" He Xiangdong changed to a vicious expression: "If you don't add me an extra piece of fruit grate today, see that my face is black, I haven't washed my face for seven months, if I shake my head, the black ash can bury your stall." ”

"Huh. Fang Wenqi was startled.

The audience was laughing.

Bai Fengshan in the background couldn't cry or laugh, no matter how he said it, he looked upright, quite delicate, but he was said to be ugly and picky by this kid, who do you reason with.

Fang Wenqi was surprised: "This Mr. Bai is so shameless." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said: "This can be understood, it can be understood, and it is all normal." ”

"It's normal, huh?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course it's normal, compared to the father of Manager Lin of our club, it is too normal." ”

Lin Zhengjun in the background was also stunned, why did it still involve me, Bai Fengshan also looked at him with a bad smile, okay, everyone is unlucky together.

Fang Wenqi asked, "What's wrong with Manager Lin's father?"

He Xiangdong covered his head, made a headache, and said, "Manager Lin's father, this ...... I...... I'm embarrassed to say. ”

Fang Wenqi said: "No, you have to tell us about this." ”

He Xiangdong put down his hand and said, "If you want to talk about the old man, Manager Lin is different from us. ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "How is it different?" ”

"He has a father. ”

Fang Wenqi scolded: "Nonsense, who doesn't have a father." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't have a father." ”

The audience was also laughing, and a few were scolding He Xiangdong, the kid, for talking nonsense. In fact, He Xiangdong really didn't have a father, he had been begging on the street since he could remember, and then he was beaten by traffickers, and he didn't have food or clothing, until he was rescued by his master, and his life was better.

I said that I didn't have a father, and the audience was happy, but in fact, I was very sad in my heart, but the cross talk actor is like this, using his own tragic and embarrassing things to amuse the audience.

In fact, it's not just cross talk actors, most of the other comedians are like this, the fat and the short, the ugly are also being entertained by people's bodies every day, so as to amuse everyone, and they are really disgusting to fulfill others.

Later, some people thought that this way of entertaining the audience was too vulgar, so it was slowly banned, including in the mainstream of cross talk, there are few ethical choking, choking, and actors' physical defects to entertain the audience, and there is a reason for this.

The starting point is good, but a complete ban is a bit overkill, because you are in this line of work, you must bear this, just like making movies, if you look righteous, you will play a decent character, and if you look obscene, you will play a villain, why don't you say that this is a physical defect that looks down on actors, you are in this line of work.

Including in the cross talk, the comic often makes fun of the actor's family, and I don't see any of the funny people angry, this is all fake, the family's father and son are harmonious, brothers, friends and brothers, the relationship is very good, what is said is fake, the audience will not take the actor seriously, let alone take it seriously, it is just a matter of listening to and having fun.

Just like in movies and television, the father of a certain actor who plays a character has done all kinds of evil and bad things and arrived home, but you don't think this is satirizing the actor's real father, and you don't think it's vulgar, but you can see that the sense of art is coming. When it comes to cross talk, the original form is not good, it can't be done anything, this is unreasonable.

Teasing and teasing actors is actually playing the characters they need to play in cross talk, which is needed by the plot, but it is not true, you don't have to take it too seriously.

He Xiangdong continued: "Our manager Lin's father, the old man usually has no other hobbies, he likes to listen to cross talk, watch Peking Opera, and often come to our club to watch performances. ”

"Yes. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Just last time, the old man came to the theater to watch the performance again, and this Manager Lin found us and said that his old man had a bad temper, let us take care of it more, what can we say, of course it's no problem, especially a junior like me, it's even more temperless." ”

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "This is, respect the elders, it should be." ”

He Xiangdong said: "We just finished agreeing to this, and something happened after a while." ”

"What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "Before I appeared, the little girl at the front desk came to complain, saying that everyone in the audience was sitting well, and Manager Lin and his father had to lie on the table, and they were still lying in the first row." ”

"Huh, so unruly?" Fang Wenqi exclaimed.

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, we also went over to persuade me, I asked my child to persuade others when I was young, and I also passed, I said, uncle, can you sit and watch, or we audiences won't be able to watch the performance." The old man just said one word. ”

"What a word. ”

He raised his head to the east and made a look of disdain from an octave high: "Ho!"

The audience laughed, Manager Lin was familiar with everyone, it was so interesting to listen to this, which is why the funny actors often said that they were funny actors, one was that their peers didn't care, and the second was that the audience was familiar with it, who knew a stranger.

Fang Wenqi also exclaimed: "This old man is so horizontal?"

He Xiangdong said again: "I can't insist that one of my juniors is not, and I have no choice but to go backstage to find two eldest brothers who just came to help, and people don't know the old man, so I said that someone made trouble." ”

"Then you're bad enough. ”

He Xiangdong smiled and continued: "Then the two big brothers went to bomb people, and when they saw the old man, they said, what are you doing, hurry up, and then affect our performance and throw it out for you." The old man doesn't look at people either, and there is only one word. ”

"Ho. He Xiangdong let out another octave of disdain.

The audience burst into laughter and applause.

"This old man is too cross-winded. ”

He Xiangdong said: "We have no choice but to find the police station, as soon as the police come over, we told the police to scare and scare him, otherwise we will not be able to perform, the police are good, so we agreed, and when we came over, we scolded the old man and scolded." What are you doing?"

"Ho!"

"What's your name?"

"Ho!!"

"You get up. ”

"Ho !!"

"You ......"

"Ho !!"

"I ......"

"Ho !!"

He Xiangdong's disdainful look and appearance are simply amazing, the audience has never stopped laughing in this performance, these years have been listening to the mainstream praise and critical cross talk, how have I heard such excitement.

Backstage, Bai Fengshan and Lin Zhengjun also secretly breathed a sigh of relief when they saw the audience's reaction.