【Chapter 146】Are you going to lose your fans, believe it or not?
"Not to start yet?"
"A few more refreshes should be fine!"
"It's almost time, isn't it?"
"Refreshed out!"
"It's out!"
At 8 o'clock in the evening, a considerable number of netizens sat in front of the computer and kept refreshing. When they saw www.biquge.info latest episode of the program refreshed by the video website, they were all shocked.
The video in this issue is a bit similar to the previous one.
The same simple, brutal.
Six large characters are written on the screen on a black background.
Women, there are no lies.
However, the word lie is put in quotation marks. If you look closely, there is a small line below this: The first bullet of the male survival rule, please keep it in mind.
When this picture appeared, many people in front of the computer were stunned.
What are the rules of male survival?
Women don't lie?
When Mikoto Misaka saw this title appear, she was slightly stunned, and then she burst out laughing. She shook her head, and sighed with some emotion, is this guy Sunan afraid of people sending blades?
So, now the content has been changed?
Similarly, Asuna, who was sitting next to Kirito, frowned subconsciously when she saw the title.
But soon, she showed an interested expression.
Kirito was stunned, he looked at the title, and soon, there was a hint of joy on his expression.
Dude!
This episode of the show about women's lies was made so quickly!
Now, buddy, I'm finally going to turn over as a serf and sing!
Of course, many male compatriots are in spirit after seeing this episode of the show!
"Hahahaha, a woman's lie!"
"Well done!"
"All the lies of the women should be exposed!"
"Lest they bully us men every day!"
"This should have been done a long time ago! The last episode of the show should have released a video of a woman's lie!"
"Hahahaha, but...... What does that male survival rule mean?"
"Read on and you'll find out!"
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While discussing, many netizens took out peanuts and melon seeds and began to eat them.
And Lynn herself appeared on the computer screen.
The expression is very normal, there is no deliberate snort, there is no deliberate cuteness, there is no deliberate pretending to smile, and there is no so-called pretense.
Normal tone, normal opening.
"Why do we women never lie? ”
"It's all true!"
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"Poof......
After the first sentence fell, Kirito in front of the computer couldn't help but squirt.
Is everything you women say true?
I can kill you!
Blow on!
Asuna beside him glanced at him lightly, and Kirito immediately sat in front of the computer, looking like a good baby.
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"I'm going to lose weight, I'm not hungry. ”
"I will never buy new clothes until I pay my salary next time!"
"Hmm...... I don't have any clothes like this in my cupboard! You said I bought this dress a long time ago! I didn't buy it new......
[In the next second, Nohara Rin made a serious expression. 】
"You've never seen it, do you blame me?" [There is also a line of small words in the picture: He should believe it now, right?]
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"I'll just see, I don't eat. ”
"I'll just go shopping, never buy it, I swear!"
"I'll just tell you, I'm not angry. ”
"I'll just be quiet, I don't need you to accompany me, I don't need you to worry about me, I'm fine alone!"
"Break up, break up!"
"Don't come to me again!"
"Don't talk to me...... Damn! You're really not talking to me anymore, do you want to die?"
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When many netizens saw this paragraph, they all felt the same way, and began to comment under the video continuously!
"Poofhahahaha......"
"Male compatriots, this is typically my girlfriend!
"That's right, that ruined girl in my family...... Every time I say I won't buy clothes, and every time I go to the mall, I buy piles of clothes!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Every time he bought new clothes, he said to me with confidence, you didn't see it yourself, blame me? Now it seems that she is lying to me at all!"
"And that line, 'Don't talk to me,' is so familiar! Every time my wife says this, as long as I dare not talk to her, she will definitely add that you really don't talk to me anymore? Do you want to die?"
"I really can't agree with it too much!"
When many male netizens commented and left messages under the video, many female netizens were speechless, they didn't expect that this show was so undisciplined!
In the last issue, I was still angry for the sisters, fighting for them, listing all kinds of lies from men, and before they had time to celebrate, this episode of the show really began to debunk the sisters!
It's the same root, so why be in a hurry to fry each other, sister!
If you do this, you'll lose powder!
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The show continues.
Nohara Rin kept rolling her eyes, pretending to be tough as if she was being debunked and refusing to admit it.
"I didn't go on your Weibo. ”
"I didn't log on to your WeChat. ”
"I didn't look at your phone. ”
"I didn't check your post. ”
"I didn't check your email. ”
"I didn't turn over your clothes, I didn't open your courier, I didn't call your company, I didn't call your buddy, I didn't ask your colleagues to gossip, I didn't go through your wallet, or ...... What's in your wallet?"
"You have a ghost in your heart!"
Seeing this, Kirito in front of the computer looked proud, he looked at Asuna beside him, and couldn't help but straighten up.
Hmph, what's the matter, all these little tricks you usually play with me have been debunked, right?
Would you like to explain?
Asuna raised her eyelids and sneered at Kirito, she pressed the pause button, and said leisurely: "What? Do you find a resonance with what you say on the Internet? Or do you think I'm such a person?"
This tone ......
It's so scary for Mao!!
Kirito shrank his head, and suddenly deflated, he smiled and said, "No, no, wife, how dare I." ”
Asuna snorted, "I know you don't dare." ”
Kirito covers his face.
Dude, I still haven't turned over as a serf to sing......
So, press play again.
"I didn't delete your game, why did I delete your game if I had nothing to do?"
"I don't know how to sell your gear!"
"How do I know your drawers are messed up?"
"How do I know how your ex-girlfriend knows. ”
"I didn't try you with a trumpet, I didn't check the post, I didn't do a surprise attack, I didn't mean to say you in front of her! I don't have to ask you to post the matter of me with you to the circle of friends, but why don't you just refuse to post it?"
"I didn't delete your ex-girlfriend, but why did you keep her number?"
"New Year, Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival or Mid-Autumn Festival?"
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"I'm not going to you off anymore. ”
"I'm never going to do it again...... I try my best. ”
"I don't mean anything, what do you mean?"
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"It doesn't matter what time you drink, it doesn't matter how much you drink, it doesn't matter if you drink to death!"
"You don't have to come back tonight. ”
"I thought you weren't going home today, so I threw your food away. ”
"If you tell me the truth, I won't blame you. ”
"Do you think my best friend is so cute?"
"I envy you for having so many sisters!"
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"I'm Nohara Rin, a female ~~~~~~~~ sex friend who combines beauty and talent!"
End of video.
There were more than 100 comments at the bottom of the video!
"Hahahaha, it's completely right!"
"So you women are all so lying!"
"It turns out that my game number was really deleted by my wife!
"I feel sorry upstairs. ”
"Distressed +1. ”
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Starlight Community.
Opposite Sunan's house.
After watching the video, Ye Shenyue turned her head to look at Mi Haisha, but when she saw the expression on her face, the hand that had just been stretched out suddenly froze.
Night God Moon withdrew her hand and covered her face.
He finally understood that this episode of the program ...... Why is there a subtitle, called the Male Survival Rule?