【Chapter 147】Do you dare to agree if I call you?
Mi Haisha was staring at the computer screen at this time, and he was in a daze. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It wasn't until the end of the video when the list of production staff had already appeared that she turned her head and glanced at Ye Shenyue, with a hint of contempt in her tone: "You seem to have a gloating expression, huh?"
Night God Moon shrank her head and quickly explained, "No...... No. ”
Mi Haisha narrowed his eyes, and nodded in satisfaction after a moment.
"It's good if you don't have it. ”
Night God Moon quietly covered her face.
Didn't ...... Turn over the serfs and sing.
"That...... Your idol's show this episode seems to have exposed a lot of your women's lies. ”
Mi Haisha snorted, and his eyes narrowed slightly: "I didn't hear it clearly just now, do you say what you said again?"
Night God Moon wanted to cry without tears: "Wife, you will never lie, really." ”
Mi Haisha patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "It's good to know." ”
Hmph, Sunan!
I owe you to idol!
You're demolishing us!
I love it, though!
"Okay, rest early, you come on tomorrow to shoot, I'll take a good rest and wait for my scene to start. ”
"Yes, my wife. ”
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A rental house.
After the video ends.
Kirito looked at Asuna beside her and opened a shopping website expressionlessly, so he mustered up the courage to ask: "Nana, did you delete my game number?"
Asuna turned her head and smiled disdainfully, "I? I didn't delete your game?
"I don't know how to sell your broken equipment!"
Wait a minute!
Kirito twitched the corners of his mouth.
This line ...... Why does it sound so familiar?
Isn't this the line of the "Nohara Rin" program just now?
To put it this way...... Was the game number really deleted by Asuna?
Kirito scratched his forehead with his fingers, and his tone was a little aggrieved: "Nana...... My 'fake pig set' cost 400 Huaxia coins to find a booster. ”
"Also, so many of my game materials, hedrons, ......"
Asuna raised her head and glanced at him leisurely, and said lightly: "Am I important or is the game important?"
Seeing Kirito open his mouth and just about to answer, Asuna didn't give him a chance at all and spoke directly.
"Accompanying you is definitely more important than playing!
"I just want you to be happy, I can give up the whole world for you!"
"In addition to Interstellar Warcraft, King Pesticide, LOL, Fantasy Journey to the West, Dungeon Warriors......"
Kirito covered his face silently.
What women 'don't have' to lie.
What turned over the serfs put the singing.
It's all fake, non-existent!
He finally understood why this time the video ...... It's a lie about women, but the subtitle is called 'The Law of Male Survival'.
This is simply a cheat!
Because...... Woman, always right!
Sunan, thank you for the reminder.
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A certain community.
The man looked at the T-shirt on the woman's body, covered his face and asked, "Wife, your T-shirt is so good-looking, when did you buy it?"
The woman was shy: "Is it, I bought it...... It's been a while. ”
The man asked, "When did you buy it?" and why didn't I see you wear it?"
The woman's face was slightly embarrassed, but she quickly came back to her senses: "You never paid attention to me, now blame me, you never cared about me!"
The man covered his face again.
Sure enough, what Nohara Rin said was right!
When they are exposed, they women will use such words to cover up their lies!
The man paused for a moment and spoke again: "Wife, are the lines in your heart now...... He should believe it now, right?"
The woman had a moment of sluggishness.
Half an hour later.
An earth-shattering roar rang out.
"Your uncle! Are you questioning me? How much have I paid for this family? What about you? Except for being able to drink and then come back drunk, aren't they all messes that I cleaned up for you?"
"Don't you want to get by?"
"Are you in love with someone else?"
"Don't you love me anymore?"
The man covered his face silently.
Dude, you should remind all male compatriots in the video that don't expose women's lies!
Otherwise, my wife will be very angry, and the consequences will be very serious!
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On the campus of S University.
Lawn at night.
The boy silently looked at the girl beside him, with infinite sadness in his eyes.
"Good, tell me honestly, did you sell me my game number?"
The girl paused for a moment, and quickly denied: "Game game! You only know the game every day! How can I know your game account password? How can I know what valuable equipment you have on your game account? Not to mention that selling your game account doesn't require identity verification information?"
The boy covered his face.
Silly baby.
You're stupid.
Why do you know so well that you need to verify your information to sell your game account?
Why would you deny that you don't know my game account password?
Why do you know so well what valuable equipment you have?
"Well, why don't we break up?"
"I can't stand you selling my game account like this. ”
The girl was stunned, and her eyes turned red all of a sudden.
"I won't make you angry in the future, husband. ”
"Really, I swear, I'll never do it again...... As much as possible. ”
The boy covered his face.
The corners of the mouth under the palm of the hand have a raised arc.
Oh my God, I turned over and sang the serf?
Although his girlfriend said these words...... It's no different from what is said in "Nohara Rin". But I really turned over!
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Starlight Community.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakata Gintoki used all their strength to carry the drunk Sunan and the four-wheel drive fighter back.
Sakata Ginshi wiped the sweat on his head: "It can be regarded as getting the two of them back." ”
Naruto exhaled as well.
Before Sasuke could speak, he saw Sunan suddenly put his arms around the neck of the four-wheel drive fighter and smirked.
"Four-wheel drive fighters. ”
The four-wheel drive fighter replied in confusion: "Hmm, what are you calling Lao Tzu for?"
Sunan sneered: "Can't Lao Tzu call your name?"
The four-wheel drive fighter replied, "Call you sister!"
Sunan suddenly took a moment seriously, and after a while, he continued to speak: "Four-wheel drive fighter! Lao Tzu called you, do you dare to agree?"
The four-wheel drive fighter replied, "Come on, Lao Tzu is here!"
Naruto: "......"
Sasuke: "......"
Gintoki Sakata: "......"
After another period of scramble, the three of them finally threw the four-wheel drive fighter and Sunan onto the bed, exhausted and panting.
Before I could drink my saliva, the doorbell rang.
Although Sakata Gintoki was curious, he still walked to the door and opened the door, and subconsciously asked, "...... are you?"
The other side hasn't answered yet.
Sakata Gintoki's whole person was instantly dumbfounded.
Who is that cute girl with blue hair fluttering and tied into two ponytails?!
Nima!
Why is it so cute!