Chapter 465: Two Foodies Worthy of the Name
The people of the Commission for Discipline Inspection have a distinctive temperament, a very intimidating temperament, and a daunting temperament. ∽ ↗ top ∽ ↗ point ∽ ↗ small ∽ ↗ said,
Nowadays, officials are most afraid of the people of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, but as long as some officials with problems hear the word "Commission for Discipline Inspection", they will be frightened, and their legs will be weak and their faces will be bloodless, so that they will jump off the building directly if they cannot bear the fear in their hearts.
The goods in front of him said that he was the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and he looked up and down, left and right, picked his nose and eyes, pulled up the goods and circled his ass three times.
Gao Feng still shook his head, shook his head like a rattle, and talked to himself.
"It's not like, it's not like it at all, you don't have a little bit of the aura of the Discipline Inspection Commission, the people of the Discipline Inspection Commission will give people a sense of shock, will give people a feeling of suffocation, at least it will make people feel hairy, even if they don't have the slightest problem, then they will be shocked and weak.
Brother, look at you like this, you are not shocking, you are not making people hairy, but others are shocking you, others are making your heart hairy, if I look at you twice, you will have to pee. ”
Even Comrade Xiong Erwei didn't believe it, and followed Gao Feng around this guy for many circles, and he patted the thin ass of this thing.
"You, you don't look like a person from the Commission for Discipline Inspection at all, you look like a person in the beggar gang, your aura is just a kind of dead face, similar to Brother Ben Xiong's virtue, if you want to say that you are a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, then Brother Ben Xiong is still the chief judge of the court. ”
"Go ahead, Brother Xiong, you are still the presiding judge, who can you judge, if you are the presiding judge with this virtue, then the court will be a mess of porridge. ”
Xiong Erwei said that he was the presiding judge, and Gao Feng pushed Xiong Erwei aside.
Gao Feng and Xiong Erwei circled around their buttocks, and they turned around for two hundred and fifty laps, these two people seemed to regard this circle as an early exercise, it was over and over again, and they made this thing furious early.
"Hey, two, are you donkey grinding, or donkey grinding, you are walking around this handsome guy's ass like this, won't you take a fancy to this handsome guy's sexy ass, you have already made this handsome guy hairy, although this handsome guy is a good cabbage, it can't stand the arch in turn, the scene of being arched by the four black-haired sows still lingers, you continue to rectify, this handsome guy can't bear it in his heart. ”
The legs of this cargo trembled, Gao Feng and Xiong Erwei didn't faint, he himself was dizzy by these two people, and he sat on the floor of the board noodle shop, drooping with a little head.
"Let's go to the ball, you're okay cabbage, you look like a cabbage that has grown without fertilizer from the beginning, it should be said that it is a cabbage that has suffered a natural disaster, to put it bluntly, it is a rotten cabbage, if you want to say a good cabbage, then only Brother Ben Xiong can deserve it. ”
"Brother Xiong, don't be a turtle laughing at Wang Ba, he is a rotten cabbage, he is short of fertilizer, he has suffered a natural disaster, you are more lacking in urine than him, you are worse than him, you have suffered more from natural disasters, you are also a rotten cabbage, a rotten cabbage rotten by pigs. ”
Xiong Erwei laughed at the goods, and Gao Feng also ridiculed Xiong Erwei, these two people are good all the way, this goods are a little better than Xiong Erwei, no one should laugh at anyone.
Gao Feng lifted it more than 30 times before he pressed the goods firmly on the stool, and the goods were really stunned by himself, and the whole person was soft into a paralyzed mud.
"Brother, are you really a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, no matter how I look at it, I can't see that you have a little bit of the aura of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, you won't be the gatekeeper in the Commission for Discipline Inspection, even if it is a person who guards the Commission for Discipline Inspection, there is a different aura, as long as it is exposed to it, his aura will change accordingly. ”
Gao Feng didn't believe that this product was a person from the Commission for Discipline Inspection, even the old man of the Discipline Inspection Commission, there would be a powerful aura, the environment would change people, and the old man who watched the door would be immersed in it every day, and the inherent aura would inevitably come with it.
"Gao Feng, of course I'm the Commission for Discipline Inspection, is there still a little mistake here, there is no mistake at all, what an old man who guards the door, this handsome guy can be an old man at this age, but there is a difference of decades with that old man, I am really a real Commission for Discipline Inspection." ”
Gao Feng didn't believe it, thinking that the aura of this product was not as good as that of the old man who was the doorkeeper of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, so he was a little unhappy with this product, pointed to his nose, face and body bones to show Gao Feng, and asked him what he looked like an old man.
"That's right, except for your skinny body and bones that are thinner than most old men, you are younger than other old men.
Brother, but I just can't see that you have the aura of a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I just can't believe that you are a member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and I can't pass this hurdle. ”
The peak really can't pass this hurdle, people from all walks of life have the characteristics of people from all walks of life, as long as they stand in front of people, they can have a variety of different characteristics, that is, a variety of different aura, for example, a soldier will give people an immovable aura, for example, the police can give people the aura of eliminating violence and peace, for example, the angel in white will give people the aura of saving lives and helping the wounded, and even the bandits will also give people the aura of killing people and goods.
"Ouch, Gao Feng, you're so weird, why do you have to go through this hurdle, this handsome guy can still deceive you, this handsome guy is not that kind of person who deceives people.
Gao Feng, I will solemnly tell you again, this handsome guy is indeed a Commission for Discipline Inspection, not a fake and shoddy goods, this handsome guy's surname is the Commission for Discipline Inspection, isn't it a veritable Commission for Discipline Inspection. ”
Gao Feng is look of disdain, raised his nose and raised his eyebrows at this thing, and circled around his ass more than 250 times, this is a kind of strict discrimination, which is even more unpleasant than that racial discrimination.
Annoyed by Gao Feng's look of disdain, he snapped to his feet and slapped the table in anger.
"What, what, brother, you say it again, what are you worthy of?"
Gao Feng didn't hear clearly, he wanted to make sure again, but the thing was so excited that he didn't stand up when he stood up, and he fell under the bench all of a sudden.
However, the thing was as agile as a monkey, and as he fell, he grabbed the bench and flipped up like a monkey.
"Gao Feng, this handsome guy can't stand people's discrimination against me the most, you are obviously discriminating against me, this handsome guy once again solemnly tells you, this handsome guy's surname is the Discipline Committee, isn't this an authentic and true Commission for Discipline Inspection, which is this handsome guy suspected of counterfeiting. ”
The table of this noodle shop was a very thick wooden table, and the palm of the hand of the product slapped on the table, and he was almost like a slap on the iron plate, and the pain made the thing jump up with the palm of his hand, and he fell off the bench again, and got up from under the bench very quickly again.
"Hahaha, my mother, what else should I be a discipline inspection committee, it turns out that your name is the Commission for Discipline Inspection, then you said that you are called the Commission for Discipline Inspection, why do you have to hold it for so long like holding stool, but this handsome guy is holding the ball. ”
Gao Feng heard it clearly, and after a long time, the name of this thing is called the Commission for Discipline Inspection, not the person in the Commission for Discipline Inspection, he can no longer control his feelings, he can't help but laugh, this comrade of the Commission for Discipline Inspection can really be funny.
Looking at this lovely comrade of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, Gao Feng thought to himself, it is really difficult for the world to go as expected, there are too many unsatisfactory things, the parents of the Commission for Discipline Inspection must hope that their son will become a cadre in the Commission for Discipline Inspection when he grows up, but unfortunately this product has been malnourished since he was a child, not only failed to enter the Commission for Discipline Inspection Department, but even that figure did not grow into the figure of the cadres of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and there was no aura.
Gao Feng also figured out that this comrade of the Commission for Discipline Inspection was a new colleague, and today was also the first day to report for duty, and so many rights and wrongs were sorted out on the first day, and he was splashed into a soup chicken by Wang Shangliang with dirty water, and he was rectified by Comrade Xiong Erwei again, and at the same time he was bullied by Gao Feng, and in the end, Minister Niu did not let him go, and almost crushed him into Shandong pancakes.
Of course, the biggest humiliation is to be arched by four black-haired sows, although self-deprecation with a good cabbage, that is also a shadow, and I will talk about the sow color change in the future.
The comrades of the Commission for Discipline Inspection did not hate Wang Shangliang and Xiong Erwei, as well as the three colleagues of Gao Feng, what he hated was the Minister of Niu Struggle, and felt that this minister was too ruthless, it should be said that the lower body was too ruthless, and he was so ruthless that he could not crush himself to death, or that kind of very trivial action, which was ten times more magnificent than the four black-haired sows.
The Commission for Discipline Inspection scolded Niu Struggle, scolding him for being inferior to a sow, not as good as a sow, and his scolding virtue made Gao Feng laugh out loud.
Then Gao Feng found a problem, Xiong Erwei and the two comrades of the Commission for Discipline Inspection are particularly able to eat plate noodles, each of them ate five large bowls of plate noodles, the two of them are equal, no matter up and down, in addition to these five large bowls of plate noodles, the two people also eliminated twenty boiled eggs, and ten sheep's trotters, this is a veritable foodie.
Xiong Erwei and the two comrades of the Commission for Discipline Inspection devoured the noodles like a cloud in the wind circle, Gao Feng felt a burst of heartache in his heart, and kept calculating the accounts in his heart, this big bowl of noodles is four pieces, this one braised egg is one piece, this one sheep's trotter is twenty yuan, and this money is eaten by these two goods like water.
Although this plate is extremely cheap, the big bowl and four small bowls are only three yuan, but like the way these two goods are eaten, five large bowls are dried in one go, that is, twenty-five yuan for one person, and the braised eggs and sheep's trotters.
I really knew that this was the case, why bother in the first place, it was better to invite them to eat stir-fried vegetables just now, at least the rice was only one dollar a bowl, and they only ate ten yuan for ten bowls of rice, which was much cheaper than this plate noodles.
Gao Feng regretted a little, he watched these two foodies gobble up like hungry ghosts, his heart was dripping blood, his own life was not easy, he was stubbornly charged with pocket money by policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, and he was about to be eaten up by these two goods.
When Xiong Erwei and the two foodies from the Commission for Discipline Inspection asked for the sixth bowl of noodles, Comrade Gao Feng couldn't hold his breath anymore, and he slammed the case.
"I can't eat anymore, if I eat again, I'll have to eat up this handsome guy's underwear, you guys shut up this handsome guy. ”
Gao Feng was so excited, he took the case, and was so shocked that the owner and the proprietress of the noodle shop, as well as the customers who ate the noodles, all looked at him in a daze, not knowing what was wrong with this person.
"Gao Feng, why are you so stingy, you still want to invite us to eat stir-fried vegetables just now, we are thinking about it for you, don't spend too much money, we choose to eat this plate noodles, how cheap this plate noodles are, the small bowl of three big bowls is only four yuan, it is much cheaper than the stir-fried vegetables, you invite us to eat must let people eat full, you can't let us eat half full." ”
"Yes, brother, if you are sincere in your treats, you should let the guests be full, not half full. ”
Not only Xiong Erwei and the Commission for Discipline Inspection complained about Gao Feng, but even the owner and proprietress of the noodle shop, as well as those customers, all said that Gao Feng was over.
"My sister, you're only half full after eating six bowls, you mean you have to eat six bowls!"
Gao Feng was shocked when he heard this, his eyes were like cow's eyes, his mouth opened into an O-ring, and the two foodies were still laughing.
"That's right, Gao Feng, we'll be full after six more bowls. ”