Chapter 466: Two red apricots come out of the wall

Seeing Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the two foodies, Gao Feng immediately stopped them from continuing to ask for noodles, these two goods threw off their arms and ate heartily, he really believed that another six bowls would only be able to fill them eighty percent. +β—†Top+β—†Point+β—†Small+β—† Say,

The two who were stopped also jumped up and down, circling around Gao Feng's ass and complaining, just like two seven or eight-year-old children who were angry.

"Gao Feng, there is a treat like you, you don't let the guests eat enough, we haven't eaten half full, this is how you treat, you have to continue to invite us to eat noodles, or you can change it to invite us to eat stir-fried vegetables." ”

"Let's go to the ball, this handsome guy still invites you to eat, I knew that you can eat noodles so much, even if you kill this handsome guy, I won't invite you to eat noodles, so this handsome guy is stretched, you have to tighten your belt this month to live, you don't know how difficult it is to get some pocket money from Wang Xiaoyue, it's like squeezing black girl toothpaste. ”

Gao Feng also took out his wallet and opened it to look at the two goods.

"Did you see it, I helped you buy clothes just now, take a bath, and eat noodles just now, I have spent all the pocket money of this handsome guy, and this handsome guy has the one hundred and twelve yuan left, this month is only the beginning of the month, how do you let this handsome guy spend this month. ”

There are really only one hundred and twelve yuan in the peak wallet, which is really pitiful, this month is just the beginning of the month, and there are still more than 20 days, just the pocket use of this one hundred and twelve yuan, I can really only tighten the belt of my pants.

"Gao Feng, compared to us, you are already a local tyrant, you still have one hundred and twelve yuan, I only have two yuan, and I only have three yuan, then we can't live a life, don't be stingy, take out this hundred yuan and invite us to eat noodles, leaving twelve yuan is enough for you to live for a month." ”

Looking at the one hundred and twelve yuan in the peak wallet, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei's eyes lit up, just like a male cat who had been hungry for three days and three nights found a female mouse, and they also started to grab the 100 yuan ticket in the peak bag, which was still a new 100 yuan.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are addicted to eating noodles, and the gobbling momentum just now has not been eliminated, and they still want to continue to eat wildly.

"Let's go to the ball, you still want to make inches, you just want to make a little bit of interest, seeing the board is like seeing your own father. ”

In addition to this big ticket, Gao Feng's wallet was empty, how could Gao Feng let them grab this hundred tickets.

Gao Feng also held the 100 tickets high and pointed to the new money to the two of them.

"Do you find it, the difference between this new money and the old money, now there is only one person in this new money, and there are four people on the old money, looking at this new money, you know that the previous 100 yuan can support four people, and the face has not changed, and now 100 yuan, raising a person is still full of redness.

Think about the comparison between the old and new money, we can summarize the current situation in one sentence, money is hard to earn, it is not spent, four old men are laid off, gentlemen love money, take it in a good way, spend it with peace of mind, and if you don't get it, you will eventually be taken away by God if you get it temporarily. Therefore, resolutely do not touch or take what you don't deserve. ”

Gao Feng took this new money, and he also expressed his feelings, but Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei didn't listen to it.

"Gao Feng, we don't care if it's laid-off three or two, we understand the second half of your sentence, you have to spend it when you should spend it, it's the same as you invite us to eat noodles, you should spend this hundred yuan again, so that we can eat enough." ”

Gao Feng can't make sense with these two goods, and now there is only a board left in their eyes, and letting them eat enough is the last word.

", you can think of something else besides the board, and you can't get around it. ”

Gao Feng slapped his ass and ran up and flashed, leaving these two goods far behind, these two goods were a little anxious just now, and after chasing two steps, his stomach couldn't stand it, and the board noodles he ate jumped straight to his throat, and a few board noodles were exposed from his mouth and nose.

Gao Feng was about to go back to the office of the project department, when suddenly two figures jumped out in front of him, blocking his way.

"The Heavenly King covers the tiger. ”

"The Heavenly King covers the tiger. ”

The two figures in front of Gao Feng were not two sturdy men, but two stunning girls, two people holding a rubber nunchuck bought from a children's toy stall in their hands, and played four times in front of Gao Feng, and two smashed their faces, fortunately this is a rubber product, otherwise their faces would be swollen.

These two are not only stunning beauties, but also exactly the same stunning women, and it is not clear who is who.

Gao Feng couldn't help but laugh when he saw that the two girls were playing with nunchucks and smashed their pretty faces twice after four tricks.

"Ouch, my godmother, you clumsy people still play nunchucks, you haven't swollen others yet, you yourself have swollen your own face first. ”

"Hmph, what's the matter, we voluntarily swollen our faces, you have an opinion, we also know that we can't play nunchucks, you didn't see the rubber products we bought first, when we play with the rubber products of nunchucks, we will buy a pair of stainless steel nunchucks, and we will use them specifically to deal with hooligans like you." ”

The two girls stared at Gao Feng and spoke, and at the same time played two nunchucks, this time worse than just now, and both smashed on their faces.

Gao Feng cried out in pain: "Ouch, but it's painful to kill this handsome guy, sink the fish and fall into the geese, don't you play, you have such a beautiful little face, you don't cherish it, this handsome guy still cherishes it, you fight again, this handsome guy will be in a hurry with you." ”

It turned out that these two beauties were the twin sisters of Jiang Shenyu and Jiang Luoyan, these two sisters suddenly fell in love with the pair of nunchucks, and the reason was that they bullied them last time, and they are now obsessed, always thinking about revenge on this Gao Feng comrade, hearing Zhou Jie's double truncation song, they can't put it down for this double chunchuck.

However, the two sisters have never played with this nunchuck, at first they bought stainless steel nunchucks from the Internet, and after playing twice, they smashed two green bags on their heads, and it took a week to get rid of them.

The two sisters learned from the painful lesson of having their heads smashed and thought that in order to learn the kung fu of this nunchuck, they had to start with rubber nunchucks, so they went to a toy stall and bought two pairs of rubber nunchucks.

The two sisters played rubber nunchucks for three days, and felt that their kung fu had made great progress, so they blocked the way to the peak, but they were embarrassed after playing twice, and the two girls also said to themselves.

"Grandma's, this is not right, we are playing very well in the room, how can we play on the spot, there is a problem, is this too nervous. ”

"Haha, Shen Yu Luo, you are not nervous, your level is too poor, if you really want to learn nunchucks, this handsome guy will teach you empty-handed. ”

"Gao Feng, you are a scoundrel again, who wants you to teach by hand, you want to take advantage of our sisters. ”

Hearing the word hand-in-hand, the eyes of the two sisters widened, and they swung the nunchucks in their hands and smashed Gao Feng seven or eight times, Gao Feng didn't even dodge, this kind of rubber nunchucks smashed on the body, it was like beating the back, and there was no pain at all.

Gao Feng also turned around, pointing to his shoulders and his back, and told the two sisters.

"Sinking fish and geese, you pound here, this handsome guy has felt a little sour here recently, so you can make some effort.

Sinking fish and geese, besides, your cheapness, this handsome guy has not taken advantage of it, and it is not a big deal. ”

"Gao Feng, you are a big hooligan, you don't blush when you speak, you still mention taking advantage of this sister, this sister will not stone you to death. ”

Gao Feng said that he took advantage of it, and the two sisters immediately remembered the humiliation they received, Comrade Gao Feng not only wet them, but also treated them very roughly, and they worked hard to practice this double chunchuck, that is, to take revenge.

The two sisters fought around the peak, and after more than ten minutes, they were so tired that they were out of breath.

"Gao Feng, what you just said is true, you are really willing to teach us sisters hand in hand. ”

The two sisters were tired, but this Comrade Gao Feng was nothing, so the two sisters glanced at each other, panted slightly to Gao Fengdao, and Gao Feng replied refreshingly.

"Of course you do, as long as you are willing to learn, this handsome guy is on call, even if he is frightened in the middle of the night, he will not complain. ”

"Okay, Gao Feng, this is what you said, deep frightened in the middle of the night, deep in the middle of the night, this sisters have no complaints. ”

The two sisters also hanged themselves with Gao Feng, and let Gao Feng teach them nunchucks in the middle of the night, and at the same time, their sisters also recorded the sound with their mobile phones.

"The Heavenly King covers the tiger. ”

"The Heavenly King covers the tiger. ”

When Gao Feng agreed, the two sisters jumped away again, screaming as if they had stopped Gao Feng at the beginning, pulling the rubber nunchuck with both hands.

"What are you doing, sinking fish and geese, you don't want to use the code, do you?"

Seeing that these two sisters came to this set again, Gao Feng asked them, and the two sisters nodded.

"Well, surnamed Gao, you are quite smart, you are worthy of watching an anti-Japanese drama in the office, knowing that we want you to code on the street. ”

"The riverside of Pagoda Town, ouch, sinking fish and geese, you are underestimating the IQ of this handsome guy, like this kind of cleverness, you still need to watch anti-Japanese dramas every day, who doesn't know that this is a code to the street.

Besides, this handsome guy is not like you girls, Tianmao is chasing dramas in the office, what Korean dramas, what harem farces, you have to scold your father if you miss one episode. ”

Gao Feng also watched TV in the office, but he didn't like to watch any anti-Japanese dramas, those plots were too exaggerated, and they were also flooded, and there were other costume dramas, which were also exaggerated, and the palace battles all day long, the palace was in chaos.

"Hey, Gao Feng, you still gasped when you said you were smart, your street code is not right, what is the riverside of Pagoda Town, it's not this.

Besides, is it wrong for us girls to chase dramas, is it wrong for us to chase stars, is it wrong for us to watch palace battle scenes, you men should chase after it, you should reflect on it, what are you all doing, we women are suffering like that, isn't it all caused by your stinky men. ”

Shen Yu Luoyan thinks that Gao Feng's street code is wrong, isn't this sentence, they are more reasonable than Gao Feng, and ridiculed Gao Feng, Gao Feng is a show has just met a beauty, and there is no place to be reasonable.

"Ah, it's supposed to be this sentence, why is it wrong, is it two red apricots coming out of the wall, look at you wearing such bright and joyful clothes. ”

Shen Yu Luoyan was wearing a red T-shirt, looking very jubilant, and Gao Feng said this sentence casually.