Chapter 229: The Root of Life
There were four microphones standing on the stage, and Mr. Shi stood alone in the middle, and said to the audience ...... the microphone: "Today, it's a time for our quyi performance, and we also specially came to tell everyone a cross talk, this cross talk, it looks very easy, but it's actually not simple
"Hey, you're here. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Hou Sanye appeared on the stage, waved his hand, and said hello loudly.
As soon as the audience saw Hou Sanye coming out, they immediately began to cheer loudly, this is the popularity of Dajiaoer.
Mr. Shi patted his thigh and said with a sincere smile: "Hey, it's not, why did you come, I've been waiting for you here for a long time." ā
Hou Sanye also said: "I'm not coming." ā
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and hurried over.
Mr. Shi didn't dare to slack off, with a polite smile on his face, he stretched out his hand to shake Hou Sanye.
As a result, Hou Sanye stretched out his hand and passed in front of Mr. Shi without squinting, leaving Mr. Shi with a confused face.
The audience burst out laughing.
On the right side of the stage, Hou Sanye said with a little reproach: "Why are you here." ā
Xue Guo shook hands with Hou Sanye respectfully with a smile and said, "They asked me to come up from here." ā
Mr. Shi spread his hands and said helplessly: "Yes, no one sees me here." ā
Hou Sanye and Xue Guo turned to look at Mr. Shi, and Hou Sanye said, "Why are you here?" ā
Xue Guo also said: "Yes, why don't you ignore us." ā
Mr. Shi slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "Hey, I thought you didn't see me, look at this trouble." ā
"How can you not see it, look at you. Hou Sanye stretched out his hand and walked over briskly as he spoke.
Xue Guo also hurriedly followed.
Mr. Shi immediately showed a simple smile and immediately stretched out his hand.
However, Hou Sanye once again passed by Mr. Shi's world without squinting, and Mr. Shi was once again confused, but this time the situation was slightly different, because there was one more Xue Guo without squinting.
"Well, it's none of my business. Mr. Shi's face pulled down and sighed helplessly.
In fact, this is Mr. Shi's performance style, Hou Sanye's performance style is very clever and has a slightly bad feeling, while Mr. Shi is very simple and honest, and he is always bullied. The two are in stark contrast and complement each other.
On the left side of the stage, He Xiangdong also came up at this time, and he said with a smile: "Hahaha...... You're here. ā
Hou Sanye and He Xiangdong shook hands and said cordially: "I've been waiting for you for a long time." ā
Xue Guo also said: "Yes, why did you come." ā
He Xiangdong explained: "There was a traffic jam on the road, so I was a little slower. ā
"Huh. He Xiangdong's eyes suddenly lit up, looked at Mr. Shi and said, "Why is he there." ā
Hou Sanye and Xue Guo also hurriedly turned around, and Hou Sanye's eyes also lit up: "Yes, why are you there." ā
Xue Guo also continued: "Why don't you talk to us." ā
Mr. Shi was obedient this time, turned his head and looked at the back very seriously, his eyes were wide, and his face was very serious.
This look amused the audience again, and there were also viewers for the TV station to record the program, and there were not many people, more than a hundred.
He Xiangdong and the three of them all stretched out their hands and walked over quickly, Mr. Shi just stretched out his hand, but he thought of the matter in front of him, and suddenly retracted his hand again.
This time, no one passed by his whole world, and the three of them surrounded him, and Mr. Shi finally showed a satisfied smile.
As a result, He Xiangdong began to blame him: "You said that you ignored us here." ā
Hou Sanye also helped: "Yes, you don't look good." ā
"Hey, I'm ......" Mr. Shi was speechless angrily.
Xue Guo was still on the side and said, "Although you are my master, you are really not doing the right thing in this matter." ā
Mr. Shi was anxious when his eyes widened: "Hey, you are unreasonable, I ......"
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Hou Sanye directly interrupted him and said, "It's okay, I forgive you." ā
Mr. Shi was choked and vomited blood.
Hou Sanye said: "Let me ask you, why are we here this time." ā
Mr. Shi forcibly suppressed his indignation and said, "Say that cross talk is coming, the four of us." ā
Hou Sanye also said: "Yes, this He Xiangdong and Xue Guo are both very good young cross talk actors in our group, Xue Guo is your apprentice, and He Xiangdong is also my son and nephew, in this way, let's let them say a cross talk, let's give them a evaluation." ā
Mr. Shi smiled and said, "Okay, this is a good thing." ā
The two got out of the way, and He Xiangdong and Xue Guo stood in the middle of the stage, one facing a microphone.
He Xiangdong looked at the audience and said with a smile: "The following is a short cross talk for you." ā
Xue Guo also said: "That's right. ā
He Xiangdong said: "It is said that we cross talk actors must improve our own knowledge, read more books, and learn more." ā
Xue Guo said, "That's right. ā
He turned to the east and asked, "Let me ask you, do you like to read?"
Xue Guo said: "I like it." ā
"What do you like to watch?"
"Like any classic literature at home and abroad, I like it all, just take domestic literature as an example, I like the four famous novels very much. ā
He Xiangdong took over the conversation: "I also like the four famous novels, especially this Dream of Red Mansions, I like it very much, I have read it many times." ā
"Oh, yes. ā
He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Of course, there is a small fragment in this Dream of Red Mansions that left a particularly deep impression on me. ā
Xue Guo also smiled and said, "Which paragraph, you tell us about it." ā
He Xiangdong said: "This section is Lin Daiyu entering Jiafu, Baoyu asked Daiyu if there was any jade like the one he hung around his neck, Daiyu said no, Baoyu angrily dropped the jade, and then Jia's mother blamed him, this paragraph is particularly expressive." ā
Xue Guo said: "Yo, then you read it to us, we haven't heard of it." ā
"No problem. Jia Mu said. He Xiangdong raised his eyebrows slightly, and his figure came out, he had also sung Danjiao before, and this figure would be twisted slightly, and he was really feminine.
The audience was suddenly very surprised, and it was the first time to see a man learning a woman so nakedly. When performing operas, Danjiao is all wearing women's makeup, and it is not as impactful as He Xiangdong's plain face.
Jia Mu said, on weekdays, you can beat and scold, but today, you have done a lot of work to break your life. He Xiangdong bit the three words of the root of his life very hard.
"Huh?" Xue Guo was stunned.
The audience instantly understood the connotation and burst into laughter.
He Xiangdong learned Jia Baoyu: "I don't have any sisters in the house, but I do." There is a fairy who seems to have no sister today, and I still want this Rausch to do. ā
He Xiangdong learned from Jia's mother again, stretched his voice, and said ambiguously: "Your sister originally had it. ā
"Woo ......"
"Hahaha......"
Xue Guo was dumbfounded and said, "What are you talking about, I haven't heard of it." ā
He Xiangdong said: "I'm talking about the jade that Jia Baoyu hangs on his chest, what do you think?" ā
Xue Guo scolded: "Don't be ashamed, haven't you seen the Red Mansion?" ā
He Xiangdong was unhappy: "Why haven't you seen it, I still know the follow-up development." ā
"How's the back. ā
He Xiangdong said: "Then Jia Baoyu was so angry that he threw the jade to the ground, and it really broke it, and then ...... Pedal Pedal Pedal ...... Sun Monkey popped out. ā
Xue Guo waved his hand: "I haven't heard of it." (To be continued.) )