Chapter 533: A Monkey Can Be Prime Minister Too
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Gao Feng stomped the guy who claimed to be an anti-Japanese hero into the sprinkler tank, and then jumped out of the car and carried the boss lady with a small amount of oil on the fuel truck, he wanted to go back to Tulou Town to fill the gas station with a small amount of oil, and the diesel fuel was wasted by the fritters, so he had to go back to fill the oil in order to come back to refuel the third team of the pile foundation. △ ↗ Top Novel,
The most loss-making person is not to mention that the proprietress has a small amount of oil, and she lost tens of thousands of dollars without earning a penny, so she has been scolding the fritters for being a broom star, and it is to give her a gram, and people are the wife of the gram, and your fritters are the boss's wife.
Gao Feng drove the fuel truck back to Tulou Town, the fritters were ready to climb into the fuel truck, and as soon as they climbed into the cab, they were kicked down by the high peak, your fritters are a broom star, you will not be able to make things happen if you follow, you still stay here.
The fritters climbed from the passenger cab again, and as soon as he climbed into the passenger cab, he was kicked down by the boss lady, and the oil boss scolded him for being the nemesis of the boss lady, don't follow me anymore.
The fritter is really a person with perseverance, after being kicked down by the peak and the boss's wife's small amount of oil, he persevered to climb the cab and the co-pilot's cab again, after being kicked down by the peak again, he went around to the co-driver's cab, and was kicked down by the boss's small amount of oil, he quickly got up and climbed up around the cab, and was kicked down, he ran and climbed up again, so repeatedly ran and crawled, as if he was made to copy and paste, he kept copying and pasting.
"Senior engineer, you hurry up and drive, this boss lady is annoyed with this fritter, he was born to Keben boss lady!"
The proprietress was annoyed and cried when she had a small amount of fuel, she urged Gao Feng to drive quickly, and Gao Feng started the fuel truck.
As he started the tanker, the guy who had been stamped into the sprinkler's tank slapped the tank desperately, screaming hoarsely inside.
"Hey, Brother Yamamoto, you can't go, how did you get out of this cave when you left!"
It is indeed really difficult for this benevolent brother to figure out this hole, is his body fat stuck in the hole, or is it that they stomp into it vigorously, if he climbs out with his own strength, it is really more difficult than climbing to the sky, although this jug is more than two meters deep, he can still reach the hole with his arms extended, but he can't get out of such a small hole.
"Hehe, hero, this handsome guy didn't think about it, you just wait for the handsome guy to come up with a way to pull you out, this handsome guy will not be available, this handsome guy is going back to the gas station to fill diesel." ”
Gao Feng hung up and left, and the benevolent brother was even more anxious, jumping up and down like a frog in the jug, shouting at the top of his voice.
"Brother Yamamoto, it's just right for you to go back to the gas station, you can bring some butter back, so that you can lubricate this hero, then you may be able to get out of the hole." ”
"Hehe, hero, this handsome guy thinks, even if you bring butter back, it won't be a problem, when you go in, you can still lubricate it with some butter, if you want to come out, it won't matter if you hit more butter, you better save us some butter money." ”
"Ah, Brother Yamamoto, how can the hero get out, you can't let the hero stay in this jug all the time, the hero has to go to the sidewalk to sprinkle water, otherwise, the hero's salary will be deducted. ”
As soon as this benevolent brother heard Gao Feng's words, he was so anxious that he jumped even harder in the jug, and he jumped quite high, and his head hit the body of the jug, and banged his head out of thirty-six bags of different sizes, because the goods jumped higher and harder every time.
"No, of course you will come out, and it won't take long to get out of this jug, as long as you are hungry in this jug for three days and three nights, and you are hungry and thin, then you will naturally be able to climb out of this jug. ”
"I'll check, you're Yamamoto fifty-six, you're too bad, you let this hero starve for three days and three nights, then not only will you starve this hero to death, but you also have to let this hero be fired, and the company has regulations that as long as you are absent from work for more than three days, you have to be fired. ”
Gao Feng didn't care whether this benevolent brother was fired or not, he drove the fuel truck and left, when the fuel truck started, Comrade Churro still climbed around the cab as at the beginning, and the passenger cab, and he was also kicked down by Gao Feng and the proprietress with a small amount of oil.
When the fuel truck drove out a kilometer away, the comrade was still going around like this, and at the same time he climbed up and down, and was also kicked down by the two people of Gao Feng and Xiao Oil.
When the fuel truck ran away, and when the fritters also ran away, Comrade Ji Wei roared again.
"Hey, who is the person in charge of your scene here, hurry up and run over Ben Viagra, Ben Viagra wants to ask him a few why. ”
The No. 30 migrant worker of the third team of the pile foundation stared at him and shook the iron tool in his hand.
"Ouch ho, you still want to fight in the mud pool for a while, haven't you enjoyed it yet, or do it again. ”
These migrant workers originally looked down on Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, and when Ji Wei pointed to the mud pool, these migrant workers were completely deflated, just now they did understand the power of these two viagras, they were born loaches, maybe they are loach essences.
"Hey, comrade, Ben Zheng Youcai is the on-site leader of the third team, and I am the captain Zheng of the third team, this captain is standing next to you, how many reasons do you have, then you can just ask. ”
In fact, Zheng Youcai has been standing next to Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, as soon as Zheng Youcai spoke, Ji Wei protruded his eyes and looked him up and down, and circled around him, Xiong Erwei followed Ji Wei to turn up, the two of them were not in the same direction, and the two directions circled, and as a result, they collided together, and they were dizzy.
"Oh, Brother Xiong, I'm sorry, Brother Ji bumped into you and hit your nose wide. ”
"Alas, Brother Ji, who are we with whom, what are you sorry for, isn't it just that your nose is big, Brother Ben Xiong's nose has been hit all year round, and it's not bad this time, not to mention that Brother Ben Xiong also hit your nose big, and he also lost five or six nose hairs. ”
The two brothers were polite for a while, and stretched out their hands to each other: "Brother Xiong, please again." ”
"Brother Ji, what are you polite, please first. ”
The two continued to circle again, and after a while, they bumped into each other again, and their noses and faces were swollen, and the two were polite again, and invited each other again, so they collided politely again and again, until the eleventh time, and the two scolded each other.
"I'll check, Xiong Erwei, your eyes are on your waist, why do you keep hitting me, you can hit it, you always hit Brother Ji, you see that Brother Ji's nose is swollen like Zhu Bajie's nose. ”
"Ji Wei, don't your eyes also grow on the kidneys, don't you always bump into Brother Ben Xiong, don't you also knock Ben Xiong's nose into Zhu Bajie's nose. ”
The two almost made a move, pinching each other's necks, and Zheng Youcai became angry at this time.
"You two two-ball goods, have you bumped enough, you bump into fun, Captain Ben Zheng is still waiting for you to ask a few why, you hurry up and ask. ”
Zheng Youcai was in a hurry, and kicked the two viagras to the ground with one kick, and the two viagras got up from the ground and pinched each other's necks.
"Brother Xiong, our brothers have such a good relationship, and they have also set the rules, what about those who are only red-faced or don't move their feet, why did you kick me down?"
"Brother Ji, you still said that Brother Ben Xiong, Brother Ben Xiong has always abided by a creed, the eldest brother is a father, Brother Ben Xiong is a year older than you, then take care of you like your father, why don't you kick me over. ”
"Hey, two big brothers, it wasn't you who kicked it, but Captain Ben Zheng, you all came to Captain Ben Zheng. ”
When the two viagras heard this, they both pinched Zheng Youcai's neck.
"Hey, why are you ruining our brother's relationship, you don't know that our brother is a gentleman, and he doesn't use his mouth with his hands.
Also, how can you be the leader of the pile foundation team three, how can you be the captain?"
"Hey, two, do you think that Ben Zheng Youcai looks like a monkey, and you think that Ben Zheng Youcai can't be the captain?"
Zheng Youcai was pinched by the two viagras left and right, and while rolling his eyes, he talked to the two.
The two viagras nodded while pinching their necks.
"Yes, we just think you don't look like a monkey, so we don't think you look like a captain. ”
"Hey, you're all from the Appearance Association, you are all dogs who look down on people, can't you be the captain if you look like a monkey, what kind of Koizumi in small Japan, and what Abe looks like a monkey, they don't still be prime ministers." ”
As soon as Zheng Youcai said this, the two viagras nodded frequently.
"Hey, what you said also has such a point, it's true that everyone in Japan looks like a monkey, but everyone is indeed the prime minister, so it's understandable for you to be a captain, since you are the captain of the third team of the pile foundation, then did you hear our order just now, we let you run over, did you run?"
"Okay, isn't it just running over, then you let go, wait for Captain Ben Zheng to run over, running and running are popular now, this is still a kind of health. ”
As soon as the hands of the two viagra brothers loosened slightly, Zheng Youcai's little head slipped out naked, and then he turned around and ran away.
"Well, that's right, what we want is not for you to maintain your health, what we want is for you to respect, you run to see us like this, that is respect for our two viagras. ”
However, when Zheng Youcai ran out five hundred meters away, the two viagras were a little puzzled.
"Hey, Zheng Youcai, why are you running so far, look at your appearance, why are you running away like you were bitten by a dog, or running away like you lost five yuan in gambling. ”
Zheng Youcai's running posture is also different, always like that landlubber, the hands and feet swing rhythmically.
"Hey, two big brothers, don't you want this captain to respect you, the farther Ben Zheng Youcai runs, the more respect he has for you, Ben Zheng Youcai is ready to run ten kilometers and come back. ”
Zheng Youcai answered the two viagras while running, and the two viagras ran over and brought Zheng Youcai back.
"I'll check, just you landlubber ran out for ten kilometers, and you can't run three steps in a minute, so it won't take three days and three nights to run back!"