Chapter 532: You Are the Broom Star

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, as well as the group of more than 30 migrant worker brothers, as well as the proprietress Xiao Xiao and Zheng Youcai, as well as the fuel truck driver Comrade Youtiao, played with the brother who shot them in the mud pool for 45 minutes. ¥f Top Novel,

This benevolent brother is really strong, he has always refused to admit defeat, no matter what method everyone uses, he just doesn't admit defeat, or he still calls himself an anti-Japanese hero with his mouth closed, and everyone has no idea.

"Senior engineer, this product is Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, we have tortured him like this, and he still doesn't admit defeat, what do you think can be done?"

"Since he is a hard bone, it also proves that he has some backbone and is suitable to be an anti-Japanese hero, so throw him out, I will wash him and wash him clean. ”

There is a water pipe next to the mud pool, which is also a necessary water pipe for piling, this benevolent brother is more than 200 pounds, and the two viagras can't move him at all, so everyone has to work together, holding their arms and legs and shouting to throw him out.

Gao Feng rinsed the goods with a hose, lifted one of his legs upside down, and dragged him like a dead pig to the sprinkler truck, where a dryland onion flew onto the top of the sprinkler tank.

There was an iron lid on the top of the sprinkler tank, and when Gao Feng opened the iron lid, the benevolent brother cried out.

"Hey, Brother Yamamoto, what are you going to do, you won't throw this anti-Japanese hero into a jug. ”

"Well, you're so smart, that's what this handsome guy means. ”

Gao Feng didn't say a word, and stuffed the product into the jug, but he didn't expect that the mouth of the jug was not as thick as the body of the cargo, so he couldn't stuff it.

"Hey, two viagras, you open the sprinkler toolbox and get some butter. ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were quite puzzled: "Brother Gao, what do you need butter for?"

Gao Feng replied: "Two viagras, you have no life experience, don't you know, this butter is used for lubrication, you don't understand this truth, the oil boss lady understands this truth, for example, you wear rings and bracelets on your fingers, or on your wrists, if you want to take them off, and the rings and bracelets are relatively tight, you have to get some soap to touch it, or get some cosmetics to lubricate it, so that it is easy to take off." ”

"Oh, as soon as Brother Gao says this, then we will understand, what you mean is that the brother of this anti-Japanese hero is too fat to be stuffed into this jug, so you have to put butter on his body, so just stuff it into the jug. ”

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "Two viagras, really smart, this handsome guy just means that." ”

Gao Feng praised the two viagras, and the two of them were very proud: "Hehe, we are just smart, but there is no top, only Secretary Shi Tiejun is the best." ”

Shi Tiejun, the secretary of the project, is really amazing, there is a bald bowl on his head, and there is only a circle of hair around him, and it will not be long before he becomes a monk.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei like to do this kind of thing, and the two of them moved the toolbox of the sprinkler truck down and carried it all the way to the top of the sprinkler tank.

"I'll go, the two viagra are really not top-notch, you can't find the butter gun and butter below, and then bring it up, why don't you carry the whole toolbox up, you don't get tired of panicking." ”

The two viagra sweated in their heads, he, to Gao Fengle.

"Hehe, Brother Gao, I'm not tired at all, just a little panic. ”

The two of them opened the toolbox and poured all the tools inside on the top of the jug, but they didn't find any butter guns or butter, and it seemed that there was no butter at all.

Gao Feng patted his head: "Oh, this handsome guy thinks badly, generally only machinery can use this butter gun and butter, this sprinkler can't use them." ”

"Oh, senior engineer, don't you just want the butter gun and butter, we have more than three teams of pile foundations, we just provide it for you." ”

At this time, Zheng Youcai took a butter gun over, and he also climbed on the sprinkler truck, while pressing the butter gun, the butter shot out of the butter gun and shot to the top of the ladder of the sprinkler truck, the butter was very slippery, Zheng Youcai grabbed it with his hands, stepped on it and slid down the ladder, just like sliding down the slide.

Zheng Youcai knocked his face and nose blue, and the bird in his crotch also hurt, and it took a long time for this thing to get up from the ground.

"Grandma's, no wonder my father gave me this name, it's based on facts, you are so talented, you still knocked yourself into a blue nose and swollen face, and your own bird was swollen. ”

Zheng Youcai scolded himself, climbed the ladder again, and forgot that he got butter on the ladder, and he was still very slippery, and he slipped down the ladder again, kowtowed his face and nose again, and knocked his own bird again.

Zheng Youcai scolded himself again, and the thing climbed up again and again, and fell down the ladder again and again, and so on seventeen or eighteen times.

"I'll check, Zheng Youcai, you're so talented, you can't take off your clothes and wipe the butter off the ladder, you climb on it again, why are you more stupid than my fritters, do you know how the pig died, that's as stupid as you Zheng Youcai." ”

Zheng Youcai did this again and again, and he went crazy with the fritters, he ran over to tear off Zheng Youcai's clothes, and wiped the butter off the ladder of the sprinkler truck.

Zheng Youcai climbed the ladder and gave a thumbs up to Comrade Churros.

"Fritters, you are really smarter than Ben Zheng Youcai, why didn't I Zheng Youcai think of it, if you had sued me earlier, Ben Zheng Youcai would not have been bruised and swollen and hurt with the bird. ”

"Zheng Youcai, you can't blame me for this, this fritter also realized such a truth from the result of your repeated falls. ”

Zheng Youcai handed over the butter gun to Gao Feng, and Gao Feng asked the two viagra brothers to strip off the clothes of the brother who drove the sprinkler truck, and Gao Feng wanted to hit the butter on his body.

Gao Feng pressed the butter gun, but the butter gun didn't come out with any butter, and Gao Feng threw the butter gun into Zheng Youcai's arms.

"I'll check, Zheng Youcai, you're really talented, you used all the butter yourself, and you didn't leave anything left for this benevolent brother. ”

"Hehe, senior engineer, I didn't expect this, it just so happens that I have run out here, otherwise, Ben Zheng Youcai drove to Xiaoyue City to buy some. ”

"Let's go to the ball, wait for you Zheng Youcai to drive to Xiaoyue City, the daylilies are cold, we still have to think of a way." ”

It was a coincidence, Zheng Youcai ran out of butter for the pile driver, and only some of the butter guns were in the butter gun, and he himself shot all of them on the ladder of the sprinkler truck.

If, when Zheng Youcai drove to Xiaoyue City, it would really be that the daylilies were cold.

"Hey, senior engineer, can you use diesel without butter, anyway, it's all oil, diesel can also be used for lubrication, although it is strictly forbidden to apply diesel fuel to paver tires when you build roads and pave asphalt, but this brother is not an asphalt paver, so it is not forbidden to use diesel." ”

The proprietress has a small amount of oil and is quite expert in this road repair, and she is quite aware that it is strictly forbidden to brush diesel on the tires of the asphalt paver, and the peak of this situation is not clear.

"Ouch, oil boss, you are quite expert in road repair, you also know that the paver tires can't be brushed with diesel, but this brother has nothing to do with pavers, in the absence of butter, you can use diesel instead." ”

Ladies, if you want to remove the rings and bracelets on your fingers, then there is no other way, you can also use some oil, or even this diesel.

The proprietress sued the peak of the oil for a small amount, and in order to remove the ring on her hand, she tried it once with diesel, and the result was quite effective.

The proprietress had a small amount of oil and let the fritters carry the gas gun to the brother who was oily, and the fritters had been moistened for a long time, and the three people on the roof of the car had been moistened several times, and the diesel fuel was wasted hundreds of liters.

"I've checked, I've seen stupid ones, but I've never seen your fritters so stupid, such a big target, you can't even nourish the ball, don't finish the ball with a cart of oil, you haven't gotten people yet." ”

As soon as the words of Gao Feng and the two viagras fell, the gas gun on the fritter end ran out of gas, and the fritters screamed at that time.

"I'll check, senior engineer, your mouth is really spiritual, you said that it's finished, it's really out of oil, and it can't get this drop. ”

"I'll check, fritters, you're really a broom star, this boss lady let you go to work on the first day, and you gave this boss a car of oil, and the 30,000 yuan you just lost, this boss lady is too big a loss. ”

Today, the biggest loss of the person is the boss lady of the small amount of oil comrade, she is really out of the teacher, all defeated in the new driver fritters, two hours ago, he crashed all the market stalls in Tulou Town, the result of the loss of more than 30,000 yuan, this is good, the gas gun was broken, wasted a car of oil, this is also hundreds of thousands of dollars, but the boss lady small amount of oil to heartache is not good.

"Sister, let's mourn and change, you should also break the fortune and eliminate the disaster, it's better to go out late than early for things like this, you should thank Ben fritters. ”

"Thank you for your mother's size, you lost more than 100,000 yuan from this boss, and this boss lady has to thank you, you really can imagine, it's strange that this boss doesn't give you hard work. ”

For any person, they want to fight hard with fritters, this is really a broom star, and he lost more than 100,000 yuan at once, and the loss of this money is almost like releasing water.

"Hey, you still can't stuff it, if you don't stuff it, you can bring up this anti-Japanese hero, don't get this anti-Japanese hero stuck in the hole, that will break the kidney. ”

The proprietress quarreled with the fritters with a small amount of oil, and the brother of the anti-Japanese hero was also impatient, and he yelled unhappily at Gao Feng.

"Of course, we have to stuff you in, since there is no oil, then we will force you in. ”

Gao Feng and the two viagras moved their feet together, and stomped the brother who was stuck in the hole into the water jug alive, and the thing that fell into the water jug shouted loudly.

"Brother Yamamoto, you stomped this anti-Japanese hero into a water jug, how did that anti-Japanese hero climb up?"

"Hehe, this is not a problem for us to consider, this should be a matter for you to consider, aren't you an anti-Japanese hero, you should have this ability!"

Gao Feng replied and jumped off the roof of the sprinkler truck.