The audience in the audience exploded directly.

The showbiz colleagues who came were also stunned.

Even the leaders who came were dumbfounded.

No one expected such a show.

Even Xue Guo, who was standing on the side, was stunned.

He Xiangdong's mind was blank, Rao was speechless for a long time, and three thoughts popped up in his mind at that time: "Who am I?", "Where is this", "What am I doing?".

The little girl who forcibly kissed He Xiangdong showed a very happy and successful expression at that time.

He Xiangdong was even more confused, I went away, I was insulted? I, a 10,000-year-old hooligan, was insulted by others?

The little girl put her arms around He Xiangdong's neck, leaned on He Xiangdong's shoulder, and then stretched out another hand to make a victory gesture, smiling and looking at the audience.

He Xiangdong really looked at her, someone in front of the stage was holding a camera to shoot her, and this was still a group.

After the filming was finished, He Xiangdong finally came back to his senses, and he whispered to the girl: "Okay, okay, go back quickly, the seat is going to be lost." ”

The little girl saw that her goal had been achieved, and she didn't stay on the stage any longer, so she went down.

At this time, there were a lot of people giving gifts in front of the stage, and there were many people who were about to move, and they also wanted to go to the stage to kiss them, and there were several men, especially a big man with a long beard, who was licking his lips.

He Xiangdong broke out in a cold sweat, if he kissed him, he wouldn't be alive.

He Xiangdong hurriedly took two steps back and ran to the back, leaving Xue Guo alone to attract the flames of war.

Xue Guo took the gift, stepped back, stood in the table, looked at He Xiangdong and asked with a smile, "Master, how does it taste?"

Just this sentence, the audience laughed.

"Woo ......" is about to explode the nest.

He Xiangdong's mentality is also settled now, he touched his face, smacked the taste, thought about it and said, "I didn't taste it, otherwise I will take another bite?"

Gotcha, the old rascals are back.

The audience laughed and heckled, "One more." ”

The girl was so obedient that she immediately stood up and ran forward.

He Xiangdong's face turned green, and he screamed: "My mother." ”

Turn around and run.

"Hahaha......" The audience almost fell to the ground laughing.

That's funny, isn't it?

This time, the girl didn't run on stage, she was stopped by the police, this kind of big performance is maintained by the police, and there is a big leader here today, so there are really a lot of police on the scene.

The girl didn't succeed in breaking through, and the police didn't embarrass her, so they persuaded her to go back after saying a few words.

He Xiangdong also came back in a cold sweat.

The audience laughed even more.

Qiao Yu of Huantian Media is the organizer of this commercial performance, he is afraid that something will happen next, if he waits for the audience to run to the stage, it will be fun.

He discussed it with the theater and asked the two of them to secretly withdraw the two steps, anyway, it was not long.

The two sides hit it off and immediately removed the step.

He Xiangdong can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

He Xiangdong came back and stood in his position, and Xue Guo was still jokingly asking him: "Yo, man, is this scared away?"

He Xiangdong said: "There are so many people here, it's inconvenient, the girl will go to the hotel to find me in a while, my room number is ......"

"Oh ......" The audience made disgusted voices.

Xue Guo was startled and hurriedly stopped him: "You can stop, there are still reporters here." ”

He Xiangdong stiffened his neck and said confidently: "What's wrong with the reporter, do you want to be together?"

"Huh!!" Xue Guo exclaimed, and quickly pushed He Xiangdong away, this is not like words.

The audience also laughed.

He Xiangdong laughed a few times and came back, and he took the initiative to make up for it: "It's all a joke, don't take it seriously." In addition, this strong kiss is also a love for us, and I also want to kiss Teacher Xue, but I have to criticize you. ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said bitterly: "You guys aren't dirty." ”

"Haha......"

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "However, that girl ran twice just now, this is really the spirit of a foolish man moving mountains." ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "Yugong moves mountains?"

He Xiangdong nodded, and in a very smooth way, he cut from the topic of the stage accident just now to the cross talk: "Yes, in ancient times, there was a person named Yugong, and there were two mountains in front of his house, Wang House and Taihang, which affected his passage. As the old saying goes, if you want to get rich, build roads first. ”

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Ah?

He Xiangdong continued: "He has to dig up the mountains, dig up these two mountains." At that time, one of the wise men laughed at him, saying that he could not finish digging until he died. But the foolish prince said that when he died, there would be his son, and when his son died, there would be his grandson, and there would be no end to the children and grandchildren, and one day he would be able to move these two mountains. ”

Xue Guo gave a thumbs up: "Look at this spirit." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The Jade Emperor in the sky heard Yu Gong's words, and admired Yu Gong's spirit very much, his son died and there are grandchildren, and there is no end to the children and grandchildren, what kind of spirit is this, so the Jade Emperor sent a large number of immortals from heaven to help Yu Gong have children......"

"Ahh Xue Guo was dumbfounded.

After the audience was stunned for a moment, they also laughed, they didn't expect that the bottom of the burden was actually this.

He Xiangdong also said confidently: "This is the joy of helping others." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "What kind of pleasure is this to help others?"

He Xiangdong said vaguely: "That's what I'm talking about, and when I talk about cross talk, I have to have the spirit of Yugong moving mountains." ”

Xue Guoshen came to a stroke: "According to what you mean, do you still want to go down and turn around the family of two?"

He Xiangdong was stunned, and hurriedly reprimanded: "What is this called." ”

"Haha......"

"Woo ......"

There was another climax in the audience.

He Xiangdong said: "I mean to talk about cross talk well." ”

"Oh. Xue Guo nodded.

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and said, "Look at your dirty thoughts. ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Me?"

He Xiangdong said: "I mean that there is no end to the art of cross talk, the more I learn, the more I feel that I can't, and I have to always maintain a humble mentality." ”

Xue Guo nodded and said, "This is called endless learning." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, including now, we are also learning from other artists, and we are also training ourselves, including doing performances. On TV, in the theater, there are also our commercial performances, and there is also the radio, in fact, the audience first knew us from the radio. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong said: "On Da Peng's program "Quyi Wenhui", he came to us to record a lot of jokes, and as soon as it was broadcast, we slowly gained some fame, and then until now. ”

Xue Guo held it and said, "We didn't have any fame before that, and we started from there." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "I have to thank Dapeng, and I have to thank the radio station for giving us the opportunity, and we have to have a grateful heart to be a person." ”

Xue Guo also nodded.

He Xiangdong said again: "So, I plan to get a radio station myself." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah, why do you think that one is one out?"

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, I have this foundation, I can do a good job of a radio station." ”

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