Xue Guo asked, "How do you know that you can get a good radio station, what foundation do you have?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I have a radio at home." ”

Xue Guo opened his mouth and squirted: "What's this?"

He Xiangdong said: "I mean I can do a good job as a radio station. ”

Xue Guo made do and said, "Okay, then what radio station are you going to get?"

"It's called He Xiangdong Radio Station. He Xiangdong learned to broadcast the tone: "He Xiangdong Radio Station, He Xiangdong Radio Station, now broadcast for you." ”

Xue Guo said to the audience: "This begins. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "The broadcast channel of He Xiangdong Radio Station is FM 9981, 7754:33. ”

The audience burst out laughing.

Xue Guo stopped He Xiangdong: "With your level of mathematics, don't do a radio station." ”

He Xiangdong smiled, ignored him, grabbed the folding fan in his hand, and continued to say aloud: "It was the first program just now, and now it is the second program that is broadcasting for you." ”

Xue Guo said: "There are two more sets." ”

He Xiangdong said loudly in a broadcasting voice: "Please distinguish between the first set and the second set of programs, the first set is Durex, and the second set is Jieshibang." ”

"Haha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience laughed and coaxed.

Lan Bo also laughed, and his face turned red with laughter.

Xue Guo sneered twice, and when the audience's laughter stopped, he said, "Your show is safe enough." ”

After saying a word, the audience who had just stopped laughing out loud again.

He Xiangdong was also laughing, and glanced at Xue Guo, Xue Guo was excited today, and he attacked again and again.

He Xiangdong continued: "Now I am broadcasting the first set of programs for you, there is a star in Hong Kong named Andy Lau, whose ancestral home is Jiangmen, Guangdong, born in the New Territories of Hong Kong, a film and television song superstar, and many works are widely circulated, such as "Forget Love Water". ”

Xue Guo responded: "Hmm." ”

He Xiangdong said seriously: "Okay, please enjoy the Xihe drum version of "Forget the Love Water" sung by Andy Lau below"

When a sentence came out, the audience laughed again.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Andy Lau still knows how to drum in the West River?"

He Xiangdong ignored him, and knocked on the table with the fan in his hand, which was regarded as a drum and drum arrows, and at the same time He Xiangdong passed the strings in his mouth: "Bell long dripping bell, bell long dripping bell......"

After the banyan, He Xiangdong sang the song of the Xihe drum: "Once...... Young...... Love to chase dreams......"

And finally a nasal voice.

The audience laughed and applauded.

To be honest, He Xiangdong sang really well, and the banyan tunes were all correct, but they were too familiar with this forgetful water, and as a result, He Xiangdong sang it with the tune of the Xihe drum version, why did they want to laugh so much.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "I just want to fly forward, travel through thousands of mountains and rivers, all the way...... That's called ...... If you don't return, give me a glass of forgetful water, eh, for my life...... That's not sad. ”

"Good ......" is really applauded.

He Xiangdong turned around and continued to knock on the table, his mouth passing over the strings: "Bell, bell." ”

Xue Guo complained: "What is this thing called?" ”

He Xiangdong turned back and said shamelessly: "Okay, thank you for your encouragement." ”

Xue Guo rolled his eyes: "Who encouraged you." ”

He Xiangdong ignored him and continued to broadcast on the radio: "Dear listeners and friends, the footsteps of winter are getting farther and farther, and the footsteps of spring are getting closer and closer. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl came. ”

"Haha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience laughed like crazy.

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment, and said, "Then you must be the spring girl you saw first." ”

When a sentence came out, the audience laughed even harder.

He Xiangdong said that this cross talk is called "Learning Radio", which is a traditional joke. It is also a very kung fu joke, this joke requires cross talk actors to have a good ability to imitate, and they have to know a lot.

There are a lot of programs on the radio, some talking, some singing, some funny, you have to be able to come, people with average level really can't stare at this job.

He Xiangdongxue radio advertisement: "In this season of recovery, please choose Xue Guo brand underwear, Xue Guo brand underwear, more numb, spicier and more enjoyable." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Is this going to eat spicy hot pot?"

"Haha......" The audience burst into laughter again.

He Xiangdong smiled and continued to broadcast the radio: "Dear listeners and friends, we have just received a letter from the audience. ”

Xue Guo said: "Oh, there is a letter from the audience. ”

He Xiangdong spread out the fan as a letter, and he said: "Hello radio anchor, I am a retired old cadre, my surname is Yu Xiulian, and my son is Xue Guo, who speaks cross talk to the literary society. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong: "You wait, my surname is Xue, why is my father's surname Yu?"

He Xiangdong improvised and said, "It doesn't matter. ”

Xue Guo glared at the beads in his eyes: "There is a so-called, the surname is Xue." ”

He Xiangdong: "Okay, okay, surnamed Xue, this is a letter from Old Man Xue to us." Hello radio host, I especially like traditional Chinese opera, so I hope that the radio station can often broadcast some songs that are on the verge of being lost, such as "The Prostitute Sighs", "The Sad Autumn of the Green Building" and so on. ”

"Hahaha......" the audience laughed.

Xue Guo also admired: "Our old man is not old-hearted. ”

He Xiangdong said: "In addition, my show is on demand for my neighbor Aunt Zhao. ”

Xue Guo gave a thumbs up: "Look at our old man's popularity." ”

As soon as this burden was turned over, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdong said: "Just now, the father of Xue Guo, a cross talk actor from Xiangwen Society, ordered the program "Prostitute Sadness" for his neighbor Aunt Zhao, and this station has no inventory. ”

Xue Guo stopped him and said: "No, no, don't keep pulling me up, my popularity is not so good." ”

Today's Xue Guo is very excited, and he has changed his previous normal, and he has taken the initiative to turn over several burdens in a row.

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, let's take a look at the letter from the next audience. ”

Xue Guo held it and said, "Another one." ”

He Xiangdong spread out his fan as a letter and said, "Next is a letter from He Xiangdong and Xue Guo. ”

Xue Guo said: "This is still the two of us." ”

He Xiangdong said: "He Xiangdong and Xue Guo The two listeners asked to order the cross talk that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo said together. ”

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment, and scolded: "Huh, don't you want to have a face?

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong said cross talk in the way of advertising: "Dear audience and friends, today we are going to talk to you about cross talk. What to do if you have hemorrhoids, please use Zhang Xiaoquan scissors produced by Wang Er Mazi, one cut is effective, and it will never recur. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo exclaimed.

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, listeners and friends, the cross talk is over." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good: "What is this, why is it finished?"

The audience in the audience couldn't laugh anymore, even the cameraman who came to record was shaking, the camera on his shoulder was shaking, the picture was shaking, and their director scolded the street.

He Xiangdong said loudly: "As a northerner, don't you like to eat fried noodles?"

Xue Guo was puzzled: "This is an advertisement for fried noodles?"

He Xiangdong continued: "When you eat fried noodles, can you do without the yellow sauce?"

Xue Guo was puzzled again: "Advertisement for yellow sauce?"

He Xiangdong said again: "When you eat fried noodles, don't you need to order soybeans?"

Xue Guo was stunned: "What kind of advertisement is it?"

He Xiangdong ignored him and said, "When you eat fried noodles, don't you need to order cucumbers?"

Xue Guo nodded and understood: "This is an advertisement for cucumbers." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "When you eat fried noodles, don't you need to order yellow plates?"

"Huh?"

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed wildly, they didn't expect that such a play would come.

Xue Guo's whole person was going to be bad, he stiffened his neck and squirted: "Who needs yellow flakes when they eat fried noodles?"

As soon as the burden was turned over, the audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong used the typical technique of three flips and four shakes in cross talk, and laid the burden of shaking three times, Xue Guo also took it beautifully, and finally turned it over.

As a result, the audience exploded with laughter.

This passage is really a textbook model, these two are really amazing.