Chapter 575: I'm More Stubborn Than Him
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When the sprinkler truck rushed into the second line of defense, the old man gave an order, and suddenly all the children fired in unison, and the slingshot man also crackled and shot. βοΌ
Several of the tires of the sprinkler truck were like arrows piercing the heart, the tires were full of bows and arrows, and the body of the car was riddled with slingshots, and the windshield was torn apart, and the cab was full of glass shards, and the whole cab became a bare cab.
Not to mention the comrade driver in the cab, don't mention the miserable, the Tianjin dog with a face ignores the buns, and nourishes blood out, just like the plasma bag that has been drawn after the blood has been pierced with countless small eyes, and the blood is whirring out, which is very good-looking.
"Hmph, little Japan, you shoot at the anti-Japanese heroes, the anti-Japanese heroes are not afraid to shoot, in ancient times, Yang Qiyang and Yang Zaixing were all pierced by ten thousand arrows, and today I am Shen Jiwei is not afraid of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, let you wear this hero through one. β
The sprinkler truck was completely lying on its stomach, and several tires were broken by ten thousand arrows at that time, and the air was like a ball without air, and the driver comrade was really like ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, but his body was not ten thousand arrows piercing the heart, and the stone that made people hurt, the pain of bulleting on people's bodies is indescribable, and you can't imagine it.
It was a kind of pain that was worse than death, but the sprinkler driver didn't think so, and stood in the cab roaring hoarsely, as if he was really an anti-Japanese hero who regarded death as home.
However, in a state like him, only a hero can do it, and the stones like small tomatoes are bounced on people's **, which is more painful than ten thousand arrows piercing the heart.
"Ouch, this product is really unyielding, we play his ** like this, he is still more and more excited, then you will play the old man to death, play this goods up and down five cages Tianjin dog ignore the bun. β
The old man was not convinced, and he ordered his men to shoot the sprinkler driver vigorously.
The sprinkler was lying on its stomach, and here were thousands of arrows, and a group of bosses who chased after them were also avoided, and Zhou's body was also bounced by a slingshot at the moment.
"I'll check, this kid, there is someone to answer, this kid must have come out of the army, he also played with us in an ambush on all sides, let's withdraw quickly, otherwise his life will be gone." β
"Yes, this is like entering a base area behind enemy lines, those people seem to be guerrillas, this battle is brave and impermanent, let's not ask for this money, don't risk your life for 258 yuan. β
This group of bosses has never seen this formation, and they have also used it, as well as the slingshot of the bird, if it bounces to their vital parts, it will die twice as fast as the bird, and it is still important to save their lives.
This is no worse than the bow and arrow, this is much more powerful than the bow and arrow, and if it hits a person's body, it will kill you on the spot, and the slingshot of the bird, the stone in it is no worse than the marble, and the slingshot bounces on your head, and it immediately bursts into the bag.
This group of bosses has been hit by a lot of slingshots, and some of them really bounced to their vital parts, and they only wiped the edges, and these bosses were so painful that they didn't die, and they quickly turned around and ran back, really holding their heads and running back, just like a group of defeated soldiers, lest they run slowly.
More than 1,000 bosses have lost their armor, but they have nothing to lose, their shoes have long been gone, their clothes have been torn into strips, their underwear and underwear have been torn, and they are almost all running naked, like a group of naked running army.
The bosses and these bosses have never experienced this situation, and they feel very awkward when they run, after all, this is the first time they have run naked before, and there is always some embarrassing feeling.
They also asked each other: "Oh, we can't run like this, how embarrassing it is, how come we have had heads and faces, we still maintain a sense of mystery, how can we meet each other now." β
"But no, we used to wear clothes, and we also set off ourselves to be five or six, but now it's all exposed, then there is no mystery at all, everyone is like a ball, that's a shame. β
"Yes, especially when I usually add some material to the murder photos, I can make the murder very high, you still think that the boss lady is very big, now it's good, the whole airport gives you an unobstructed view. β
Most of the shy people are women, and they have to take care of the above two points, and at the same time take care of the bottom point.
However, although the male compatriots only have a little consideration, they are also very embarrassed, after all, they have a size, some are big and some are small.
"So what can I do, it's all a dead man?"
This group of bosses and bosses have made difficulties, and they all take care of their own embarrassment, in fact, when people have no self-confidence, especially for their own bodies, they always feel inferior to others in some aspects.
Someone came up with an idea: "Oh, it's now, let's stop complaining, let's quickly cover the embarrassing place, it's important to run for our lives, don't be chased by this group of guerrillas, and be bounced off by a slingshot, then we can't cover anything." β
"Yes, that makes sense, then let's cover the embarrassing place and run. β
Everyone used their hands to cover their embarrassing places, and ran desperately while covering them, and the problem came again after running three or two steps.
"No, you male comrades only have one place to be embarrassed, so it's easy to cover it, but our female compatriots are embarrassed in the three places, and this can't be taken into account. β
The proprietress has encountered a problem, there are three points up and down the body that are more embarrassing, and the two hands can't cover it, so it's even more awkward to run.
"Oh, sisters, it's all this time, what are you doing at three o'clock, don't cover three o'clock, just cover your face, just don't cover your face, who knows who you are, you won't be shameless. β
A sentence to remind the dreamer, this boss in a word, reminded all the boss ladies, they all let go of their hands, covered their faces stiffly, and then ran wildly.
"Hey, bosses, and bosses, how are you running back?"
The two girls who had been closely following the buttocks of the bosses and the bosses, Miss Bi Yue and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue saw the group of bosses running back, and saw them all running naked with their faces covered, the two girls were very puzzled.
"Oh, two girls, run back, there are guerrillas in front, I don't know where they came from, they have slingshots and birds in their hands, you see we are all bounced here, less than a millimeter away from this vital part. β
There are two male bosses pointing to the base of their thighs.
"Get out, you stinky rascals, who rarely looks at you. β
As soon as the two of them raised their thighs, they were kicked to the ground by the two girls, and they were holding the vital part and screaming.
"Ouch, you two girls kicked harder than the slingshot, we might as well let the guerrillas bounce the slingshot, but it hurts us to death." β
"Hey, why are you all covering your faces, it doesn't affect the speed of escape?"
The curiosity of the two girls is very strong, seeing this group of people running with their faces covered, that appearance is funny, and it also makes the two girls feel blush, when they are naked, they are really not as good as the clothes they wear.
"Oh, girl, we're all naked, we can't take care of the embarrassing parts, why do we have to have faces, so we cover our faces. β
This group of people really can't take care of so much, and now they can only take care of their lives and their faces at the same time.
"Bi Yue, are they all crazy, where are the guerrillas coming from, what era are they, and the guerrillas, there can only be a guerrilla grandfather. β
"Well, well, Xiaoyue-sang, you're really right, it's really a guerrilla grandfather, they're not crazy, they said that when they met the guerrillas, this girl will know who they met. β
Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was very puzzled by the actions of this group of bosses, either this group of people also fell into evil, or they met ghosts, where did the guerrillas come from in this era, the guerrillas were decades ago, and there were guerrillas who survived, and they must all be grandparents, or grandparents.
Miss Bi Yue smiled, she still looked mysterious, and told Comrade Wang Xiaoyue that she knew who this guerrilla was.
"Bi Yue, you know these guerrillas, what does this guerrilla have to do with you, you can tell Miss SΓΉ Ben, what does this guerrilla have to do with you?"
Bi Yue is so mysterious, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is even more curious, forcing her to tell herself, Bi Yue girl showed a mysterious smile.
"Hehe, Xiaoyue, when you see this group of people, you will know what they have to do with this girl?"
"I'll go, Bi Yue, what kind of mystery are you pretending!"
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue pinched Bi Yue's arm and scolded her, and the two girls continued to run forward.
From a distance, the two girls saw the sprinkler lying on its stomach, lying in the bullock cart pile, unable to move.
And the driver hadn't fallen down yet, he was still roaring hoarsely in the cab, and the roar could be heard far away.
"Please shoot at me, please shoot a slingshot at me, this hero is not afraid of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart. β
"Please shoot at me, please shoot a slingshot at me, this hero is not afraid of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart. β
The more tenacious the sprinkler driver became, the more unconvinced the old man of the guerrilla leader became, and he gritted his teeth and ordered his men to keep slingshots and subdue them in any case.
"Comrades, play me hard, play me to death, Captain Ben Wubi has lived for sixty or seventy years, and he has never seen such a difficult bone to gnaw, he must be subdued, let him apologize to the old man, to the whole village. β
"Grandpa, don't play it, he's not a hard bone, he's watched too much drama, he's completely evil, you just shoot him, he may not give in, I don't know how to give in when I look at this product." β
The old man of the guerrilla leader also ordered his subordinates to bomb the sprinkler driver, but Comrade Gao Feng hurriedly dissuaded him, saying that if he continued to bomb, the thing would have to be shot to death.
"That's not good, this product is too stubborn, this old man is more stubborn than him, he doesn't admit defeat, then Captain Ben won't stop, see if he is hard, or our stone is hard, even if you shoot him. β