Niu Zhan met a group of mysterious people at the intersection of Tulou Town, they claimed to be immortals, and some of them claimed to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, which made Niu Zhan very unbelievable, and the most unbelievable thing was how Guanyin Bodhisattva could be covered with black stockings. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Comrade, why did Guanyin Bodhisattva mask his face with black stockings, you should give me an explanation. ”

When sentient beings encounter any difficulties and sufferings, if they can sincerely recite Guanyin Bodhisattva, they will be rescued by the Bodhisattva.

Moreover, Avalokiteshvara is the most adaptable to the requirements of sentient beings, manifesting different forms and speaking different methods to different sentient beings.

You Niu Struggle is not a kind person, you are the reincarnation of the Bull Demon King, you never do good deeds, you are still greedy for hundreds of thousands of yuan from five people, this Bodhisattva can't treat you with his true face, he can only mask you with black stockings, showing that this Bodhisattva hates you.

Niu struggle, you accept money from others, do you think this Bodhisattva doesn't know, one of them has the money of the gas station proprietress with a small amount of oil, the amount is not small, do you know the guilt, do you still want to resist stubbornly?"

This self-proclaimed Guanyin Bodhisattva is righteous and strict, and he criticized Niu Struggle, and Niu Struggle Khan came out.

"Are you really Guanyin Bodhisattva? How do you know so clearly, know that I have received a small amount of oil, this kind of thing is only clear to me and the small amount of oil, and no one else is clear, if you guess how much money I receive from a small amount of oil, I will completely believe that you are Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Although Niu Zhan was scared, he still didn't believe in this Guanyin Bodhisattva, and always thought that someone was pretending to be it, and he also gave Guanyin Bodhisattva an exam question, and this Guanyin Bodhisattva scolded very unhappily.

"Niu Struggle, you are so bold, do you think this is some kind of reality show, it should be "One Stop to the End", you still give this Bodhisattva exam questions, you obviously don't believe in this Bodhisattva.

Niu struggle, you really can't change the temperament of the Bull Demon King, you are quite disrespectful to this Bodhisattva, but this Bodhisattva doesn't care about these, this Bodhisattva can tell you that you have received money with a small amount of oil three times, each time it is 30,000 and eight yuan, because you like the number 38, this Bodhisattva has not guessed wrong, you don't hurry up to surrender, otherwise this Bodhisattva will use spells to turn you into a cow. ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, you have a lot, don't turn my cow struggle into a cow, my cow struggle knows that it is wrong, my cow struggle is to surrender!"

This Guanyin Bodhisattva reported this number, and Niu Struggle knelt on the ground at that time, and kowtowed desperately to the Guanyin Bodhisattva, hoping that Guanyin Bodhisattva would not turn him into a cow form.

"Niu struggle, since you know that you are wrong, then you quickly go to the Tulou Town Police Station to surrender, from now on you will begin to reform yourself, do a good job every day, maybe you will be a human in a few hundred years, or you will change back to your original form as a cow." ”

"Thank you Guanyin Bodhisattva for your guidance, I will turn myself in now, change my life from now on, and explain everything I am fighting for. ”

Niu Zhan was completely honest, got up from the ground, turned his head and ran to the Tulou Town Police Station.

"Hey, Wang Xiaoyue, come down quickly, a few of us will carry you, and our hands will be red, but the babies are tired. ”

As soon as Niu Zhan left, twenty mysterious people in white clothes and white skirts asked Wang Xiaoyue to hurry down.

It turned out that this Guanyin Bodhisattva was played by the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, those fairies were Mei Gui, as well as the female warrior of the armed police, Princess Wencheng, the female traffic policeman Yan Ruyu, the female tax officer Bi Yue, the first sister of Fengchen and the young woman Ma Lanhua, and Wang Shangliang of the project department, Zhang Aiqing, the three sisters of the Caojia family, the two sisters of Shenyu Luoyan, Leng Yan and Zuo Kaimen, Ji Yuyi and Chang E, Yang Guifei and Gong Xiaobei, Guo Lili and willful, as well as Ren Yao girl, and the girl Bai Bai and the yam girls are all a group of big beauties.

"Ouch, Guanyin Bodhisattva hasn't left yet, Guanyin Bodhisattva is so fashionable, he uses black stockings, is black stockings also popular in Heaven, and you fairies like to ride tricycles, this tricycle is Uncle Trader's tricycle that collects scraps." ”

Several sisters have been carrying a chair, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is sitting cross-legged on that chair, and the sisters put Wang Xiaoyue down from the chair, and Gao Feng and the three viagras appeared.

Gao Feng and the others found that the group of sisters had brought a tricycle, and they all stood on top of the tricycle together, blocking the skirt around the tricycle, as if they had been standing in the air, and they felt like they were driving through the clouds.

"Gao Feng, your idea is so bad that we will toss with you in the middle of the night, and this account will be recorded on your head. ”

The beauties blew their beards and glared when they saw Gao Feng, and they made another note for Gao Feng, keeping it for the autumn queen.

Gao Feng is not afraid, anyway, there are many debts and lice are not itchy.

"Wang Xiaoyue, your Guanyin Bodhisattva is too fake, fortunately it is the stupid comparison of Niu Struggle, he is also frightened by repentance, if it is replaced by any other person, he will see through your fake Guanyin at once. ”

"Hmph, you still say that I didn't dress up well, how can you dress up, the fairy doesn't look like a fairy, it's just a group of female hooligans. ”

The sisters said that Wang Xiaoyue's Guanyin was not dressed up well, it was simply full of loopholes, and Wang Xiaoyue also pointed out that the fairies of the sisters were not dressed up well, and there was no appearance of a fairy at all, to put it bluntly, it was a group of female hooligans, which made the sisters laugh.

Gao Feng said: "Wang Xiaoyue, could it be that the proprietress really confessed that she was greedy for five dollars when she confessed Niu Fen, otherwise how would you know that Niu Fen received so much money from her?"

Wang Xiaoyue said: "Hmph, confess what a fart, this gas station proprietress belongs to Wang Ba, she will not let go if she bites to death, and she will not regret it, even your money is also lent to you." ”

Gao Feng said: "Xiaoyue, then how did you guess that Niu Fenfen collected three times less than the amount of oil, and each time it was still 30,000 and eight yuan?"

Gao Feng is a little strange, since the proprietress has a small amount of oil and does not confess, how did the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue guess this amount.

Wang Xiaoyue smiled: "This amount, I guessed it according to the amount that the proprietress gave you with a small amount of oil." ”

Gao Feng said: "Wang Xiaoyue, the proprietress gave me 50,000 yuan for a small amount of oil, how can you judge that the proprietress gave Niu Struggle 90,000 and 24 yuan?"

Wang Xiaoyue said: "Gao Feng, you didn't count the money, in fact, the proprietress has a small amount of oil, she gave you not 50,000 yuan, but 30,000 yuan and 80,000 yuan, and took out 20,000 yuan from it, which is 50,000 yuan in the clear sense, but in fact it is only 30,000 yuan and 8 yuan, and the eight yuan is still a piece of paper money, she is stuffed into the middle in layers, and you don't pay attention to it at all."

This girl, according to the habit of the proprietress with a small amount of oil, judged that it might be so much money to give to the cow to struggle, and the result was really guessed. ”

"I'll go, there's this kind of thing, this boss lady is a little goblin, Minister Niu is dumb and lost, I thought I was giving him 150,000 yuan, but I only gave him more than 90,000 yuan. ”

After listening to Wang Xiaoyue's words, Gao Feng really admired the small amount of oil of this proprietress, how did she come up with this idea.

Wang Xiaoyue said: "Gao Feng, you are wrong, this cow struggle is also an old fritter, he has counted the money, otherwise if I report this amount, he will obey it on the spot, otherwise he will resist stubbornly." ”

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, it just so happens that you haven't left yet, my old cow still has something to ask for, and the guard of the police station will not let me turn himself in if he dies, and persuade me to flee to a remote area to live in a paradise, can you help convince this old man who is a gatekeeper." ”

When everyone was discussing the small amount of oil of the proprietress and the cow struggle, the cow struggled back, and he encountered an obstacle, that is, the uncle who guarded the police station, this uncle was also a tendon to the end, so he had to let the cow struggle go away and run to the remote areas to hide.

"Hey, Gao Feng hurry up and lie down, let the sisters carry you, and this girl will sit on you. ”

Seeing the cow struggle return, the girls were in a mess, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue asked Gao Feng to lie down quickly, let the sisters carry him, and she sat cross-legged on his body.

Gao Feng said: "Xiaoyue, why, you didn't sit on the chair just now, just sit on the chair now." ”

Wang Xiaoyue said: "Gao Feng, the chair is too light, it makes this girl's buttocks hurt, your body is soft, it's similar to the sofa, this girl is comfortable to sit on." ”

Gao Feng said: "That's not good, you are comfortable to sit down, then I'm not uncomfortable!"

"Oh, Gao Feng, you don't bother to talk, you caused the matter, you have to make sacrifices, not to mention that this girl is your girlfriend, and your girlfriend sits on her boyfriend, it's a natural thing, you just lie down obediently for me." ”

didn't allow Gao Feng to say more, Wang Xiaoyue and all the beauties did it together, scratching and tickling, putting Gao Feng down, the sisters lifted him up, Wang Xiaoyue climbed up and sat cross-legged, with her hands together.

"Amitabha, the cow struggles, why are you back again? Do you want to become a scalper?"

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, I don't want to become a scalper, I want to become a buffalo, the buffalo can swim naked, it's much cooler than a scalper. ”

"Niu struggle, what the hell are you, you are dying, you still want to get into the wrong, this Bodhisattva decided to let you become a scalper. ”

Niu Zhan doesn't like scalpers, he likes buffaloes, buffaloes can swim in the river, that's pretty cool.

Wang Xiaoyue scolded, Niu Zhan hurriedly said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't worry, I don't mean that, I don't change anything, I am here to beg you to resolve a person, that is, the old man who guards the police station, he persuaded me not to turn myself in, let me go away and fly high, go to a remote area to find a little girl to live an idyllic life, and say that it is a fool to turn himself in." ”

"Oh, that's not your stupidity, that's this old man is stupid, this Bodhisattva tells you, this old man is a fox spirit, you must not listen to him, if you listen to him, it will be a fuss.

If you think about it, the situation in the whole country is now very good, and those remote areas have become good places, and some have even become tourist attractions, and the conditions are much better than here.

If you run over, you will receive such a small amount of money, let alone find a little girl, you will not even have enough money for the little girl.

Now it is the countryside to ask for a daughter-in-law, thousands of purples and thousands of reds and greens, plus motionless, not to mention hundreds of thousands, even millions to ask for a wife, you have to think about it clearly. ”

"Yes, Guanyin Bodhisattva is so right, the last time my nephew got married, he calculated an account for me, and it would cost at least 600,000 yuan to take a rural wife.

The cost of a new three-story building on his homestead is about 350,000 yuan, and the man bears all of it, with a bride price of about 80,000 yuan, of which about 10,000 yuan is about 10,000 yuan for the wedding wine, and the other 70,000 women will return it in the form of a dowry on the dowry, and the bride price is about 100,000 yuan, which is about 600,000 yuan.

When I meet a more picky woman, then I can't say, how can I have so much money for struggling, and I don't have so much money if I sell me, so I can only take the road of surrendering. ”

Wang Xiaoyue analyzed Niu Struggle, and Niu Struggle felt that his head was too big, and it was not cheaper to go to the countryside to ask for a wife than in the city, maybe it was even better.

"Oh, Guanyin Bodhisattva, are you here to chat, or are you here to purify all sentient beings, if you ask people to turn themselves in, you quickly ask people to turn themselves in, what do you say to go to the countryside to ask for a wife!"

Wang Xiaoyue and Niu Struggle analyzed the difficulties of marriage in the countryside, and Comrade Gao Feng, who was sitting below Wang Xiaoyue, was anxious, and he loudly urged Wang Xiaoyue to quickly get Niu Struggle to turn himself in.

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