"Poof. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "The first person who couldn't hold back turned out to be Wu Bei, Wu Bei blushed shyly, covered her mouth and turned her head away, and laughed all over.

He Xiangdong also asked very relationally, "Yo, what's wrong with you?"

He Xiangdong is a person who doesn't care so much when he is on the stage, what he cares about most is the reaction of the audience, and the reason why he smashed such a hanging in front of him is because he believes that the effect of saying this will be better.

Wu Bei finally stopped smiling, her face was flushed, and her heartbeat was speeding up a lot, she was very shy, and she didn't dwell on the previous questions, so she directly introduced the following program: "Our performance has officially started, and the next first program is related to Journey to the West, to the East, Journey to the West, do you know?"

He Xiangdong's outstanding performance in front of him changed Wu Bei's impression of him a lot, and Wu Bei also began to consciously let the two co-host.

He Xiangdong said that cross talk has been more than ten years, and he has been performing on stage since he was a child, although he has never been a host, but in his opinion, the host is actually very cross talk, not too much, one host is a stand-up with a newspaper, and the two hosts are nothing more than a counterpart, anyway, he is good at teasing himself, and he can come no matter what.

He said: "Absorb oil, absorb oil, I know, when I was a child, there was no oil and water in my stomach, so I often ran to people's kitchen windows to smoke oily fumes." ”

Wu Bei rolled her eyes and explained: "No, this Journey to the West is not a smoke, it is played by Journey to the West, Monkey King, and a six-year-old child." ”

He Xiangdong understood at that time that he would also play a little monkey play, and when he shook his body, he was like a real monkey, using his ventriloquist to imitate the voice of Sun Monkey on TV, and shouted loudly: "Hey, you idiot." ”

Wu Bei was ridiculed again, she couldn't laugh or cry, she had never met a partner like He Xiangdong.

The audience watched it with a lot of taste, and the hosting of these two people was much more interesting than the performances they had seen before, and it was so much more fun.

Wu Beijiao glared at He Xiangdong with disgust, and said dissatisfiedly: "You are Zhu Bajie, I am so white, I should be a white dragon horse." ”

He Xiangdong took the opportunity to answer: "Oh, Bailongma, come, let the teacher ride it." ”

Wu Bei was stupid on the spot.

The audience was also stunned for a moment, and then quickly erupted into unprecedented applause and laughter, as well as all kinds of coaxing, and the audience was boiling.

Hou Sanye almost didn't fall off the chair when he heard this, do you really dare to say it?

Huang Deren was also dumbfounded when he heard it, and finally swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and said with a dry smile: "Head Hou, the host of your group is very clever." ”

"Laugh and laugh. Hou Sanye smiled stiffly, at this moment he wanted to kill He Xiangdong.

"Okay, thank you, thank you. He Xiangdong continued to wave his hand to the audience.

Wu Bei was a little broken, He Xiangdong was so slippery, but she couldn't, she could only reluctantly pull the topic over: "The following song is related to Journey to the West, this is an episode in it." Okay, let's invite our teacher Li Fanghua to sing "Daughter's Love" for everyone. ”

He Xiangdong also became a little serious and said, "Everyone's applause, please." ”

The two left, Mr. Li came on the stage, and the song sounded.

"Mandarin ducks and amphibious butterflies fly together, and the spring color in the garden is intoxicating. ”

"Quietly ask the holy monk, is the daughter beautiful?

……

At the gate of the field, Wu Bei's eyes kept glaring at He Xiangdong viciously.

He Xiangdong pulled up the front collar of his suit, and said righteously: "Don't think that I am wearing a revealing outfit, just because I am wearing a casual person, no, I am not." ”

Hearing this, Wu Bei was furious, so she slapped He Xiangdong with her fist, and then couldn't help laughing.

He Xiangdong didn't hurt at all, he was also laughing.

Wu Bei restrained her smile and asked, "Hey, you really don't need to prepare to go on stage?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "Kung fu is in normal times." ”

Wu Bei still felt a little incredible: "You don't know what I'm going to say, when will I say it, how can you take it well?"

He Xiangdong explained with a smile: "I don't know what you plan to say offstage, but when you are on stage, you only need to open your mouth, and I will know what you are going to say." Then I need to pick up the words in my head several times before the exit, so you just say yours, I can catch it. ”

Wu Bei said with admiration: "You are so powerful, I have never seen anyone with such a fast brain." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said indifferently: "It's nothing, in fact, you can too." ”

"Can I too?" Wu Bei was surprised.

He Xiangdong said: "You are too pushy on stage, be casual, relax, and your brain will turn much faster." ”

"Oh. Wu Bei nodded thoughtfully.

Teacher Li Fanghua's daughter's love song was quickly sung, Teacher Li went down from the next door, and He Xiangdong and Wu Bei played.

This time Wu Bei didn't take the initiative to speak, she had already given up the initiative to He Xiangdong, maybe she didn't even notice this.

He Xiangdong saw that Wu Bei didn't mean to speak, so he said first: "Thank you Teacher Li for your wonderful dedication to us." ”

Wu Bei took advantage of the situation and continued: "That's right, thank you Mr. Li, the next festival and a program ......"

Wu Bei accidentally said that she was bald, in fact, she still has to blame He Xiangdong, who made him uneasy to play cards, Wu Bei's hosting skills are very average, so she can only make a small party, she didn't get used to it and mixed garlic in her mouth all of a sudden.

Wu Beiqiao's face flushed.

He Xiangdong didn't help her cover up, and immediately poked and said, "What do you want to say, make it clear." ”

Wu Bei pressed her lips with the back of her hand and corrected: "A show." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You scared me, I thought you were going to celebrate the festival on stage." ”

was interrupted by He Xiangdong, Wu Bei was really much more relaxed this time, and said coquettishly: "Why are you so annoying." ”

"Woo woo woo ......" Wu Bei held her hand to cover her eyes and pretended to cry.

Girls all over the world are privileged, and her crying is really a bit pitiful.

He Xiangdong was also nervous and asked, "Ouch, ouch, ouch, you go up and die." ”

"Poof. Wu Bei couldn't help laughing, and her hand loosened.

She has laughed a lot tonight, and in normal times, she has already caused the audience to be dissatisfied. But tonight, these viewers watched it one by one, and they didn't feel annoyed at all, but thought it was very interesting.

He Xiangdong also laughed and took the initiative to pull the topic back: "Okay, don't laugh." It's time to report, what's next?"

Wu Bei forcibly held back her laughter, her face was already flushed with laughter, and out of professional requirements, she reluctantly said in a steady voice: "The following show has something to do with Chun." ”

He Xiangdong didn't hear it: "What does it have to do with it?"

Wu Bei said again: "Spring." ”

He Xiangdong understood: "Oh, Chun, then you call one to listen." ”

Wu Bei's eyes popped out.

"Woo ......" The audience also burst into laughter.

Hou Sanye's face was completely dark, and he finally realized what a big mistake it was to put He Xiangdong on the stage as a host, especially since there was a woman standing next to him, this bastard really didn't care about anything?

The leaders in the station are also laughing, they are responsible for watching the show anyway, as for how to act, whether there are any violations, they don't care, and they can't care.

When the audience was almost laughing, He Xiangdong said: "Okay, please enjoy the song "Spring" below, sung by Bai Ruhua." ”

After the curtain was reported, He Xiangdong was gone, and Wu Bei was stunned for a moment before following.

Bai Ruhua came to the stage and found that the audience was still a little messy, and there was a lot of laughter, but the atmosphere was very active.

The audience was also talking to each other.

"Hey, when are those two coming up? I need to go to the bathroom. ”

"This song should come after singing, if you want to go, hurry up, don't delay. ”

Everyone else is afraid of delaying the performance, but these two people are good, for fear of delaying the host. There are not a few people who think this way.

"This host is so interesting, it's much better than the show. ”

"No, I've never seen anything so funny, it's funnier than acting in a sketch, it's so fun. ”

"But that man really dares to say it, he is teasing the little girl. ”

"Hahaha, it's fun, it's so funny. ”

"What do you think he's going to say?"

"Who knows? It's funny anyway. ”

He Xiangdong did this, and the audience didn't have the heart to watch the show, and they all waited to see his host, this was the first time that the host was better than the show. (To be continued.) )