The evening literary condolence performance officially started at half past six, and the backstage actors began to prepare nervously. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

He Xiangdong was dressed very handsome tonight, it was a professional makeup artist who put on his makeup, and he did it for more than half an hour, if not for anything else, but his face was big and time-consuming.

also specially matched him with a suit, and changed into a formal suit He Xiangdong, tsk, that looks, look at it from afar...... Forehead...... A closer look...... Well, the party is about to begin, so be it.

Wu Bei put on a white evening dress, revealing her snow-white shoulders like jade, her jade neck was slender, and her figure was perfectly outlined. Seeing He Xiangdong's saliva coming down, it can be seen that this is really a beauty.

Wu Bei was wearing light makeup, her skin was already very white, and now she had a little ruddy, she looked very bright and moving, she looked at He Xiangdong, thought about it and stuffed a card in her hand into He Xiangdong's hand, and said: "This is what I will say later, you can take a look first." ”

He Xiangdong wiped his saliva, took the card and said, "Cheng, I'll watch it right away." ”

Wu Bei looked at He Xiangdong, frowned, and said unhappily: "Then you can look at it." ”

He Xiangdong was also anxious, patted his thigh and said loudly: "I'm not watching." ”

Wu Bei protected her chest and screamed, "Where are you looking?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly responded: "Look at where you don't look." ”

Wu Bei was about to vomit blood, and scolded: "Look at what I'm doing, look at the card." ”

He Xiangdong wiped his mouth and said embarrassedly: "This thing is not as good-looking as yours." ”

Wu Bei's mouthful of old blood poured into her heart, and her eyes rolled wildly.

The two of them talked for a while, and it was almost time to start, Wu Bei was going crazy, He Xiangdong didn't prepare at all just now, and he didn't die on the stage when he came to the stage?

Wu Bei temporarily decided to stop the burden of hosting on herself, so she said more to herself according to the original version, and before going on the stage, she said to He Xiangdong: "After you go up, don't talk nonsense, watch me say, you can say it when I ask you, so that you don't have to say it when the time comes." ”

He Xiangdong said casually: "Don't worry, no problem." ”

Wu Bei rolled her eyes, and bragging, if she doesn't brag, she can die? She has been a host for many years, and she has never seen it, and she has never even heard of someone who can host on stage without any preparation, let alone cooperate well with the person next to her.

The music sounded on the stage, the host came on the stage, He Xiangdong asked Wu Bei to play first very graciously, Wu Bei suppressed the dissatisfaction in her heart, smiled again on her face, and lifted her wide skirt to go on the stage slowly. He Xiangdong followed behind, taking the eight-character steps in the opera program, although he walked very slowly, but he was full of momentum and deep charm.

The two stood in front of the stage, Wu Bei took the microphone and looked at the black people in the audience, and said in the typical emotional broadcast tone of the host of the party: "Leaders, guests, welcome to participate in the literary and artistic condolence performance of the Railway Art Troupe at Lanzhou Station. I'm tonight's host, Wu Bei. ”

He Xiangdong had never eaten pork and had seen a pig run away, so he answered smoothly: "I am He Xiangdong." ”

Wu Bei continued: "Please allow me to introduce the leaders who are here today......

A set of programmatic things, Wu Bei introduced the past one by one, He Xiangdong didn't say a word, every time Wu Bei finished reporting a name, He Xiangdong would say a round of applause and please.

Hou Sanye didn't perform tonight, he sat under the stage with the leaders in the station, this was Director Huang's job before, but Comrade Huang ran back to Beijing, so Comrade Hou did it for him.

After the introduction, Wu Bei said: "Next, let us invite Huang Deren, the stationmaster of Lanzhou Station, to speak on stage, and everyone applauds. ”

After saying this, Wu Bei took He Xiangdong down.

The stationmaster spoke on the stage, and Wu Bei instructed He Xiangdong in the audience: "He Xiangdong, you remember that after the meeting, you will ask me what I think of Stationmaster Huang's speech, and then I will say, remember?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Don't worry, no problem." ”

Half an hour later, Stationmaster Huang's speech was completed, and the two hosts came on the stage again, Wu Bei said: "Thank you very much for Stationmaster Huang's speech. ”

After finishing speaking, Wu Bei looked at He Xiangdong with his eyes and motioned for him to speak.

He Xiangdong didn't panic at all, and he didn't look at Wu Bei, but he answered it in time, picked up the microphone and said, "Thank you Stationmaster Wu for your speech." The beauty next to me is called Wu Bei, and I have known her for almost ten years. ”

Wu Bei was stunned, what the hell?

He Xiangdong continued: "We have known each other since she first started to be a host, and she was just forty-seven years old. ”

"Poof. The audience laughed, as the saying goes, you can't laugh crookedly, this little burden is very good.

He Xiangdong also explained to the audience: "This is good maintenance, good maintenance." ”

Wu Bei couldn't cry or laugh, but she looked at He Xiangdong in surprise, because before she went on the field, she had already told He Xiangdong to talk as little as possible in order to avoid making mistakes.

As soon as He Xiangdong finished speaking, he looked at Wu Bei, turned his tone up a few keys, and asked in a serious tone: "Wu Bei, we have known each other for ten years, and I have a question for you today, I hope you can answer me seriously for the sake of our ten-year friendship." ”

Wu Bei was stunned for a moment, how could this be different from the words discussed earlier? But she still replied cautiously: "What questions, you can ask." ”

He Xiangdong's expression became more serious: "Listen up, this is related to our ten-year friendship." ”

Wu Bei became serious.

But I didn't know that He Xiangdong actually came to such a loud voice: "Do you think Stationmaster Wu's speech just now is good?"

Wu Bei tilted her head and almost collapsed.

The audience didn't expect that this ten-year friendship was actually like this, and they laughed all of a sudden, and they all leaned forward and backwards.

Hou Sanye also nodded slightly in the audience, He Xiangdong's performance was very good, and the field was heated up by him all of a sudden.

There was a lot of commotion ...... "", and the atmosphere was very good.

He Xiangdong learned to wave his hand: "Okay, thank you." ”

"Thank you for what?" Wu Beijiao exclaimed, frowning, pursing her lips, she didn't expect He Xiangdong to be able to do so well when he was on the stage for the first time, and he didn't have any preparation before.

Doesn't he really have to prepare?

Really?

Although full of doubts, I still have to go on, but the topic is out, Wu Bei said: "Stationmaster Huang's speech just now introduced our Lanzhou station ...... from two aspects"

An official speech came slowly from Wu Bei's mouth, although there was not much new, but it was extremely decent.

After saying that, He Xiangdong smiled and asked again, "Wu Bei, I have one more question for you?"

As soon as they heard this, the audience, who were originally a little tired of hearing it, suddenly came to their senses, and they all stared at He Xiangdong to see what he could ask.

Wu Bei was chuckling in her heart at that time, she was scared of He Xiangdong's previous question, the key is that He Xiangdong doesn't play cards according to the routine, where can she afford to deal with it on the spot?

Look at the whole audience cheering up, this ...... Obviously, I still look sluggish and don't like to listen to it in front of me, what's going on now?

Wu Bei turned her head to look at He Xiangdong again, her eyes were different, she was really so powerful? She swallowed her saliva, no matter what, she couldn't stand on the stage, she suppressed the doubts in her heart, and said tentatively: "Don't ask, I must have a set waiting for me?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said in a long voice: "What's wrong with this?" ”

"Woo ......" The whole audience was heckling.

Wu Bei was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that He Xiangdong's simple words would suddenly be crooked by the audience, and they all began to be coaxed, where did she, an ordinary party host, be coaxed like this, and she didn't know how to deal with it at that time.

He Xiangdong spoke again at this time, and smashed a hanging on the spot: "Don't make trouble, we just said a thing to pay attention to safety." (To be continued.) )