Chapter 509: Japanese Bangzi
The audience was also stunned, even if they hadn't heard of Hebei Bangzi, they knew that this was a Chinese opera, how could they still sing it in Japanese, what the hell is Japanese Bangzi?
"Japanese?" Xue Guo asked the audience with doubts. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
He Xiangdong explained: "We are going to Japan to perform, and we are singing for the Japanese. ”
Xue Guo was stunned, he really hadn't thought about this.
Li Quanjiang also helped: "We are singing for others, and if we want to earn other people's money, we have to abide by other people's rules, which is no way to do it." ”
Xue Guo's face turned green, and he stammered, "But...... But...... I don't speak Japanese. ”
He Xiangdong said directly: "There's no way, you can't earn this money." ”
Xue Guo was anxious when he heard this: "Don't, don't, no, think of a way, brother, brother, brother." ”
It's all starting to be coquettish.
The audience below got goosebumps and fell to the ground.
He Xiangdong clutched his chest and retched: "Give me a basin, I'm going to vomit." ”
"It's so wicked. Li Quanjiang couldn't help but scold.
Xue Guo was endless, and continued to coquettishly say: "Brother, brother, just let me go, brother." ”
He Xiangdong shook a few times, this Xue Guo was really open-minded, he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Stop, stop, I'm afraid of you, in this way, you follow me to learn a few simple words of Japanese, and then you can do whatever I ask you to do in a while, cooperate with us honestly, and the 20 million is still yours." ”
"Okay, no problem. Xue Guo replied decisively.
He Xiangdong asked: "There is a play in Bangzi, Hebei called "Hitting the Golden Branch", after Guo Hua, the son of Guo Ziyi, the king of Fenyang, beat the princess, Guo Ziyi knew that his son had committed something, so he tied his son to the Golden Palace to find the emperor to ask for guilt. ”
Xue Guo replied: "Okay, I will." ”
He Xiangdong said: "In this way, I will let you take advantage, you play Guo Yu, and I will play Guo Ziyi." ”
Xue Guo was stunned: "I'll play your son? Oh, great, I'm willing to play my son." ”
"Poof. The audience burst into laughter.
Even He Xiangdong almost laughed, this Xue Guo is really a miracle.
Xue Guo also explained: "We are sacrificing for art, playing a son is nothing, it is a role need." ”
He Xiangdong gave him a thumbs up, and he couldn't admire it anymore.
Li Quanjiang suppressed the two: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, then what am I playing?"
He Xiangdong said: "You will play the emperor, and I will escort my son to you in a while and plead guilty to you." ”
Li Quanjiang said: "Okay, but who is your son?"
He Xiangdong looked at Xue Guo.
Xue Guo realized it, and said excitedly: "I'm me, I'm me, it's me." ”
Li Quanjiang said with a smile: "Why are you in such a hurry, there are still people robbing your son with you, or what? You are a son, so who is He Xiangdong yours?"
Xue Guo said of course: "My father." ”
"Poof. The audience burst into laughter again.
Li Quanjiang saw that the effect was good, and he asked again: "Oh, but he is playing Guo Ziyi, so you are his?"
Xue Guo frowned and said unhappily: "Why haven't you figured it out yet, I'm his son." ”
The audience burst into laughter again.
Li Quanjiang asked in surprise: "Oh, you are his son, then he is yours?"
Xue Guo said: "He's my father." ”
"Hahahaha......"
"Woo ......"
The audience couldn't help it, and they all laughed wildly, applause was like thunder, and there was a lot of coaxing.
He Xiangdong pressed his hand: "Okay, let me explain, I am my father, he is his son, you are his father-in-law, and you are also his father." ”
"Hahaha......" The audience who had just slowed down burst into laughter again.
Li Quanjiang is still very novel: "Oh, I am also his father, but I am the emperor." ”
He Xiangdong said: "But you are his father-in-law, and your daughter married him." ”
Li Quanjiang asked Xue Guo: "Then what do you have to call me?"
Xue Guo was about to go crazy: "Why haven't you figured it out yet, how simple is this, you are my father." ”
"Haha......" There were audience members in the audience who couldn't sit down with laughter and slid down.
Seeing that the effect has completely come out, the heat is almost over, and this valve is about to be closed, He Xiangdong said: "Okay, then the relationship is clear, let's start the show, but you have to dress up, you have to look a little Japanese." ”
Xue Guo asked, "How do you dress up?"
He Xiangdong put the white handkerchief on the table to Xue Guo's head: "Look, there is a Japanese taste, how much you owe to fight." ”
Xue Guo asked, "The Japanese are so underwhelming?"
He Xiangdong picked up the folding fan on the table and said, "Otherwise, what do you think, pop ......"
A folding fan knocked on Xue Guo's head.
Xue Guo hugged his head and shouted, "Ouch, why are you beating me?"
He Xiangdong also explained to him: "You are drunk and beat the golden branch, you have committed a crime, I will take you to the emperor to ask for the guilt, of course I will beat you, this is called the guilt of guilt, this is what is written in the play." ”
Xue Guo rubbed his head and said, "Okay, then you lighten it, then do I have any lines?"
He Xiangdong said: "You just shout hi, it's fine, I've seen all the anti-Japanese war movies, the Japanese are beaten and shouting hi, that's it, this is simple, you should be able to say it." ”
Xue Guo nodded: "Okay, I will." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Then let's not be verbose, let's try to play first." ”
He Xiangdong walked to the door of the game, and pulled the door with the three strings in his mouth: "The general will ...... the general."
He Xiangdong walked out in all directions with great momentum, walked to Xue Guo's side, and sang: "Kusdepa Side, open the way and babble four ......."
The front is quite serious, it looks like it is full of drama, why did you suddenly say such a sentence with one mouth, this contrast is too great, and the audience feels very funny.
He Xiangdong held a fan, glared at Xue Guo, and scolded: "Baga, pop ......"
After Xue Guo was stunned for a moment, he instantly reacted: "Hi." ”
"Yaga, smack. ”
"Hi. ”
"Yaga, smack. ”
"Hi. ”
"Yaga, smack. ”
"Hi. ”
……
After five or six hits in a row, the audience went crazy with laughter.
Xue Guo couldn't bear it anymore, so he stopped He Xiangdong and said, "No, why are you still fighting." ”
He Xiangdong explained: "You made a mistake, I have to beat you, if I don't beat you, the emperor will kill you in a while, I am saving you." ”
Xue Guo urged: "Then you have to hurry up and say the words, sing the back." ”
"There are so many problems. He Xiangdong complained, opened his mouth and sang, his willow work is a must, singing Bangzi is absolutely authentic Bangzi taste: "Wow Da Xinu, dead, dead, babbling Roku and Yo Kusi, Lotte dogs are not good dogs, Lotte is dead, Han dogs are dead, a fineness, wipe la Ka Ka ......"
Xue Guowei shouted, "This is a Japanese bongko?"
He Xiangdong smiled: "This is a Japanese madman." ”