After the Japanese Bangzi performance, this is the last show, and the people who come are all old audiences, and they all know the rules here, and there are many people shouting for another one at that time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The encore begins.

Li Quanjiang got off the field, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked back, and started their first return, the two stood solemnly, and the handkerchief wrapped around Xue Guo's head had already been put down.

He Xiangdong looked at the audience and said with a smile: "The one I just played for everyone is called Japanese Bangzi, which is a traditional cross talk, and it is also very fun." But I still don't understand one thing, I play Guo Ziyi, you play Guo Yu, what am I yours?"

"Woo ......" The audience began to heckle again.

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, I'm your uncle." ”

He Xiangdong's eyes widened: "Ho, it's so horizontal, the actors in your system are so horizontal, believe it or not, I won't take you to the Japanese singing hall." ”

"Haha......" Xue Guo looked up and smiled: "This period has passed, don't mention it." ”

He Xiangdong also smiled and said to the audience: "It's past twelve o'clock now, and there are still people full of pits and valleys here, and the audience is our food and clothing parents. ”

He Xiangdong bowed deeply.

The same is true for Xue Guo.

The audience applauded movingly, and He Xiangdong had nothing to say about his respect for the audience.

He Xiangdong said: "We now have a ticket for ten yuan to the Literary Society, what can we do with ten yuan now, buy two or three catties of pork and it will be gone, and I can't buy a few things when I go to the supermarket." It's not the same as when we were kids, if we had ten dollars when we were kids, it would be great. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, at that time, the money was big and the price was low. ”

He Xiangdong said: "At that time, what could you buy for ten yuan, you could buy half a pig, you could buy a leg of mutton, you could buy more than a dozen catties of good beef, and you could take two large buckets of milk. ”

Xue Guo exclaimed, "Huh, are you stealing?"

The burden was shaken, and the audience laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "Don't care about those details, I'm talking about this price, ten yuan is really nothing now, you can't buy anything, but use this money to listen to a cross talk, you can laugh happily all night, what a happy thing." ”

"You are all people who will live, you come to listen to the cross talk all night, haha music all night, the pressure of work, the pressure of life is gone, we are a happy paradise here, and you can forget all your sorrows when you come. ”

The audience had smiles on their faces.

Xue Guo asked, "Hey, what you said is a kiln." ”

"Haha......" The audience, who had listened to it quite tastefully, was immediately amused by Xue Guo.

He Xiangdong was also speechless: "Then you must be the top brand, the leader of the flowers." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Then who is our old bustard here?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course it's Mr. Zhang, you see how similar the temperament of other people is." ”

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't say it, dare to love you here, right?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "It doesn't matter, the leaders of the Cultural Bureau are gone, and no one cares if I just roll around." ”

"Huh. Xue Guo shouted.

"Woo ......" The audience coaxed again.

He Xiangdong was serious for a moment and said: "We should still talk about something serious, our cross talk actors must get rid of low-level taste." ”

Xue Guo dismantled the stage and said, "Then are we still talking about cross talk?"

He Xiangdong looked up and laughed.

The stage was very relaxed and joyful.

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and scolded with a smile: "You are a very good person, it seems that you don't go to that kind of place less." ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "What kind of place?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Xinhua Bookstore." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "It turned out to be Xinhua Bookstore?"

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically: "Otherwise, what do you think?"

Xue Guo said: "I thought it ...... I thought it was a library. ”

"Haha......" It was already midnight, but the audience didn't feel sleepy at all, and there were bursts of laughter, and they were very energetic.

He Xiangdong waited for the audience's laughter to stop before he said: "Everyone knows that our cross talk actors have four lessons, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling. ”

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly stopped him: "Eh, what are you eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, didn't you just say that you want to get rid of low-level fun?"

He Xiangdong suddenly realized: "Oh, I said something wrong, right?" ”

Xue Guo said: "Not really. ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "It's not eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, it's eating, drinking and prostitution." ”

The audience thought he was going to be serious, but it turned out to be like this again.

Xue Guo was dumbfounded and said, "Ah, the two prostitutes?"

He Xiangdong said: "No, we sometimes don't eat or drink. “

Xue Guo exclaimed, "Light prostitute?"

"Hahaha......" The audience feedback is very good.

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "Four homework, prostitution and prostitution, so the cross talk actor must have a good body, otherwise he really can't bear this." ”

Xue Guo shook his hand and scolded: "I'll you." ”

The first return is over, and the next is the second return, He Xiangdong Xue Guo stood in front of the stage, He Xiangdong said: "It's not lively for the two of us, or let's call Teacher Hou out to talk to everyone." ”

Xue Guo said: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong had already seen that Hou Sanye was on the other side of the door, so he shouted behind him: "Teacher Hou, Teacher Hou." ”

Sure enough, Hou Sanye smiled bitterly, and then walked out.

The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo accompanied Hou Sanye and talked for a while, after Hou Sanye got off the field, the two of them brought Mr. Shi up again, Mr. Shi couldn't cry or laugh, but he couldn't help it, so he could only go out to chat with him.

He Xiangdong was endless, he asked and knew that Fan Wenquan and Zhang Wenhai were still in the background and had not returned home yet, so he called the two old gentlemen up again and met with the audience.

The two old gentlemen were already very tired, and He Xiangdong didn't let them stay on stage longer, and quickly let them get off the stage to rest after a little chat.

In the end, Gu Baimo and Li Quanjiang, the four of them teased boredevils on stage together. He Xiangdong still remembered that Gu Baimo had led the audience to scold him before, He Xiangdong was stunned and led the audience to scold Gu Baimo several times in unison, and the joy on and off the stage was not good.

Hou Sanye has been standing at the door of the arena and has not left, he glanced at his watch, it was already more than one o'clock, but there was still no big movement in the audience, there were few people to leave at all, and they were not tired of listening.

The scene was finally over, Gu Baimo and Li Quanjiang also went down, He Xiangdong looked at the audience, the night was deep, his eyes were deep, he sighed lightly, and said emotionally: "I left the ground, I have been performing on the ground since I was nine years old, performing in the open air, singing a little song to the audience, telling a few little jokes, and asking them to ask for some money, so that they can take it back and buy some food to eat, so that they will not starve to death." ”

The stage of Xiangwen Society has always been very joyful, He Xiangdong rarely said anything about his past, and the audience only now knows that this young man had such a miserable life when he was a child, and there were several female audience members at the scene whose eyes were red.

He Xiangdong didn't know what he remembered, and laughed at himself: "Leave the ground to perform, the wind is halved, the rain is all over, and there are many audience members who turn their heads and leave after you finish the performance, and they won't give money at all, and my master and I didn't have food for three days when we were at the worst, and at that time I was thinking that maybe I was going to starve to death like this, was I really going to die? But what kind of scene was it like after I died, would I go to hell? But I didn't do anything bad." But I haven't done anything good, hehe. ”

Tian Jiani didn't go back, He Xiangdong never told her about his wanderings in the rivers and lakes, even if he wanted to say it, it was a passing mention, hearing this, Tian Jiani covered her mouth tightly, her eyes were full of tears.

Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi also sighed deeply, this child has really suffered too much.

Fan Wenquan shook his head and sighed bitterly, he felt very sorry for He Xiangdong, but he felt even more sorry for his senior brother, his senior brother Fang Wenqi had been living like this for most of his life, how bitter and difficult.

He Xiangdong sighed: "There is no gentleman who does not raise artists, and there are no gentlemen who are willing to spend money to watch the performance, we who sell artists will starve to death, it is you who give us food and clothing, so you are our food and clothing parents." ”

He Xiangdong shouted to the back: "Everyone in the backstage come up, let the audience take a look." ”

The backstage actors all appeared, including Chen Jun's apprentice, there were not many people, but they looked full.

He Xiangdong saw that everyone was here, he took a step forward with his fists clenched, and shouted loudly: "I, He Xiangdong, on behalf of all the cross talk artists of the Literary Society, salute our food and clothing parents, thank you." ”

Bow deeply.

All the people bowed together.