These days, He Xiangdong has also been saving a new book, mainly to change a traditional old paragraph, as Zhang Kuoru said, he is on the original basis of the sentence by sentence, and then change if there is inappropriate.

He was very busy these days, in addition to performing in the theater, he had to save new books, and he had to often go to Zhang Kuoru to study storytelling, and he was almost dizzy.

Five days later, his new book was finally saved, and the master had read it, so there should be no problem with it.

One night five days later, there were a lot of audiences this night, full of them, and a lot of extra tickets were sold, but there was no such lively scene as He Xiangdong's appearance that day.

There was no opening singing today, the first show was He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi, as soon as the two appeared, the audience responded with warm applause, this combination of old and young is the hottest combination in the entire theater.

Today is still He Xiangdong teasing, Fang Wenqi measured his work, the two bowed to the audience, and the audience applauded.

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "Today is our grandfather and I will tell you a cross talk, which is also a traditional old joke, learning to be deaf and dumb." ”

Fang Wenqi responded: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Few people have said the joke about learning to be deaf and dumb now, and some people say that this joke is suspected of satirizing the disabled, so it is not allowed to be performed. Here I will also explain to you that the joke of learning to be deaf and dumb is absolutely not meant to joke about people with disabilities, and we will never act like this. Why, first of all, my master is a disabled person, so how can I ......?"

"Go. Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong and argued: "Let me ask you, where am I disabled?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and continued to say to the audience: "What we are talking about is the cross talk of learning to be deaf and dumb, it is actually ......."

"You ...... later" Fang Wenqi grabbed He Xiangdong, glared and said, "If you dare to love, you plan to slide over like this?"

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" He Xiangdong shouted.

Fang Wenqi asked again: "Let me ask you, where am I disabled?"

He Xiangdong's face sank, and he explained patiently: "You don't have children or daughters, you don't have a wife or a concubine." ”

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "No." ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said: "Disability, as a man, you are disabled." ”

Fang Wenqi was stunned when he heard this.

"Woo ......" The audience immediately coaxed, this was too ambiguous, and they all laughed.

He Xiangdong himself was a little confused, is this burden so loud? Obviously it is just a small burden.

Fang Wenqi looked at him angrily, it was estimated that his apprentice didn't understand it, after all, he was still a child.

Although He Xiangdong didn't understand why the audience laughed so happily, this did not prevent him from continuing to say: "As a man, homeless and family-owned, is this considered a disability. ”

Fang Wenqi seemed to react at this time, and said in surprise: "So you mean this?"

"Oh~" The audience let out a long sigh of sudden realization, and then burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong was stunned, looking at how the master's words were like this, and looking at the audience, his little face was full of puzzlement.

Seeing He Xiangdong's blank and pure little appearance, the audience burst into laughter again.

Fang Wenqi hurriedly said: "Child, don't think about it, you can't figure it out if you want to be blind." ”

He Xiangdong glanced at the master, and could only continue: "Our cross talk, at the end of the year, there are four homework, talking about learning to sing and sing, and there are a lot of things involved in this study. ”

"Hey, there is. ”

He Xiangdong said: "There are many things to learn, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, learning a song, learning a song, learning a play, learning a selling, and learning how people from all provinces can speak." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, there are a lot of things here, so what will you learn?"

He Xiangdong said: "There's nothing I can't learn." ”

Fang Wenqi was surprised: "Ho, so horizontal?"

He Xiangdong said: "Why don't we come back." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Okay, come back, you first teach us a flying one in the sky." ”

"Flying in the sky, okay, I'll teach you a little bird. He Xiangdong's lips closed slightly, the muscles of his mouth and tongue moved, and a clear and playful birdsong flowed out of his mouth: "Chirp chirp chirp......"

"Wow......" The audience was boiling, the applause was riotous, they were so surprised that they couldn't stand, who would have thought that a child with a big fart would have such a unique skill?

In fact, He Xiangdong rarely performs ventriloquism in the theater, mainly because his skills are not yet proficient, and he is practicing hard every day, that is, he performed on the night he first came to Tianjin, so the audience knows that he does not know much.

Soon He Xiangdong couldn't hold it anymore, and he accepted it when he saw it, Fang Wenqi also shouted in time, and the audience applauded again.

Fang Wenqi said again: "Those who fly in the sky can learn, but what about those who run on the ground?"

He Xiangdong said: "If you run on the ground, I will learn to fight with a dog." ”

"Okay, let's have a taste. ”

He Xiangdong's expression condensed slightly, and a fierce dog fighting voice came out of his lips: "Wangwang, woo~woo~ Wangwang......"

This is a fight between two dogs, and in addition to portraying the image of the two dogs, it is also necessary to depict the fierce scene of the fight, which is very laborious.

There are two seniors in the ventriloquist door who went to Nepal to perform for the royal family in the 80s, and the two dogs that played at that time were two dogs fighting, and the two dogs held by the queen and the king's aunt actually really fought.

Of course, the difficulty of imitating a dog is not the same as imitating a bird's call, and birdsong is the most powerful in ventriloquism.

When he saw that it was good, he accepted it, and when he saw that the effect came out, He Xiangdong stopped, Fang Wenqi still applauded loudly, and the audience applauded again and again, and the scene was about to boil.

It wasn't until the audience's voice dropped a little that he explained: "What was performed just now was a fight between two dogs, the one who was a little stronger was Lin Zhengjun, and the one who was older was just my master." ”

"Go. Fang Wenqi shouted angrily and immediately pushed He Xiangdong away.

He Xiangdong held back a wicked smile and said with relief: "This is all about the needs of art, art, art, all for art." ”

Fang Wenqi said angrily: "What kind of art, this is like words." ”

"Hehe...... He Xiangdong smiled: "Don't learn blindly, I'll learn a good one." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "What are you studying?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "Learn to be deaf and make gestures, how about a dumb person, deaf and dumb?"

This is about to come to life, in fact, in the most primitive version, there is a bit of a satirical taste of the deaf and mute, but some of the things that lack virtue in this have been changed by He Xiangdong.

ps: I saw that someone in the book review area said that he would book it all, and said that I didn't know him. To tell you the truth, you said this, then I'm going to stare at you, old readers know that I have a small book with the name of the person who said to subscribe, if you don't subscribe at that time, hey, have you ever seen the author play hooligan, I'm afraid of myself.