Fang Wenqi also said: "Oh, the deaf man interrupts, the dumb person gestures, can you come?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course I can come, first of all, I can come if I learn to be a deaf person." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "That's okay, you give us a look." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I can't come alone." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "What's the matter, I have to come too?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "You can't come, we are in the plot, if you want to perform a deaf man, first of all, I have to be your second uncle." ”

As soon as he heard this, Fang Wenqi immediately pushed He Xiangdong away, and said angrily: "You are my second uncle, how old are you?"

He Xiangdong was still unhappy, and argued: "This is the need of the plot, it has nothing to do with age, you didn't see that the old-aged child on TV became the emperor, and a group of old men knelt down for others, this is all needed by the plot, and it is all fake." ”

Fang Wenqi still hesitated: "That...... That's not going to happen......"

He Xiangdong continued to explain: "This second uncle is not a relative, or a neighbor, everyone calls him the second uncle, he is old, his ears are not good, he may not be able to hear him when you call him, but if you don't shout, he still has to pick on you, that's the case." ”

Fang Wenqi glanced at him obliquely, and the fox asked, "You won't take advantage of me, right?"

He Xiangdong spread his hands and said indifferently: "Anyway, it doesn't matter to me, but the audience spends money to buy tickets to come in and watch, and I don't know if people are happy or not." ”

The audience was also very powerful at this time, and the whole audience was shouting for a refund, and the momentum could scare people.

He Xiangdong tilted his head, looked at the master, and said, "What do you think about this?"

Fang Wenqi looked at the audience, then at his little apprentice, touched his face, and said, "What else can I do, come on." ”

"Good ......" the audience immediately changed to warm applause. In cross talk, there is a way to entertain the audience called ethics, especially when an old and a young perform, the old respects the elders, and the ethics are reversed to entertain the audience, this method is very common in father-son and master-apprentice cross talk. People who like this way find it interesting, and those who don't like it find it annoying.

He Xiangdong was also very happy, and said excitedly: "From now on, I am your second uncle, everyone is a neighbor in the street, this time I met, you call over there, I'll fight here, okay?"

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "Okay, then let's start." ”

The two of them walked separately to the two ends, He Xiangdong walked to the side, pursed his mouth inward, made a toothless appearance, hunched over, one hand on his knees, one hand hanging down his waist, and staggered over step by step.

Fang Wenqi strolled to the table.

He bowed to the east, learning the toothless old man to speak as he walked: "Oh, this person is old, and his waist and legs are not good, oops...... Oops......"

He called to the east as he walked to the table, one hand on the table, and the other hand on the waist.

Fang Wenqi smiled and said, "This body is like this, why do you still come out for a walk?"

He Xiangdong said in a trembling voice: "Oh, this person is old, and his body is not good." ”

Fang Wenqi also greeted at this time, and shouted loudly with a smile: "Second uncle." ”

He Xiangdong glanced up at him, looked around again, and said, "Why is there no one here, ah, don't you be afraid of losing the dog here?"

"Huh. Fang Wenqi suddenly became anxious: "How are you talking like this?"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Huh?" He Xiangdong put one hand to his ear and shouted loudly.

"Oh, I can't hear you. ”

"What are you talking about?" He Xiangdong shouted again.

Fang Wenqi pointed at himself and shouted, "Look at me, do you still know me?"

He Xiangdong looked at his face, his small eyes widened, and then he thought about it instantly, and said loudly: "Ah, rhubarb, is it rhubarb?"

"Isn't this still a dog?" Fang Wenqi was anxious.

He Xiangdong was still there and said in a trembling voice: "Rhubarb, I haven't seen you for a long time, the second uncle just pulled it off when he went out today, and he didn't bring you anything to eat." ”

"Hey, how are you talking. ”

He Xiangdong also reached out to touch Fang Wenqi's head: "I'm sorry, rhubarb, the second uncle will pull it for you another day." ”

Fang Wenqi raised his head and dodged, he picked up the folding fan on the table, smashed it on the table, and scolded: "Don't get those useless ones, believe it or not, I will whip you." ”

He Xiangdong was immediately stunned, and pretended not to hear: "Huh?"

Fang Wenqi said angrily: "Can't hear it again?"

"Huh, louder?"

"I said you can't hear me?"

"Ah, the second uncle is old, and his ears are not good, so you should be louder. ”

Fang Wenqi pursed his lips: "Yes, I can't hear you, I said where are you going?"

He Xiangdong shouted loudly again: "You be louder." ”

"Where are you going?"

"Be louder. ”

Fang Wenqi's voice raised an octave again: "Where are you going?" ”

"Louder, hey, you're going to kill me. He Xiangdong was still anxious.

Fang Wenqi was very helpless: "You are going to exhaust me to death, why can't you hear anything, I said that the second uncle ......"

"Hey. He Xiangdong immediately turned back and responded.

"Why did you hear that?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong said shyly: "It's like this for a while." ”

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Fang Wenqi was also speechless: "Yes, take advantage of this moment, hurry up and ask, where are you going?"

"Huh?"

"Well, I can't hear it again. Fang Wenqi shook his head, he was really helpless: "Oh, the second uncle......"

"Hey. He Xiangdong immediately agreed.

"Go. Fang Wenqi was anxious: "You can hear this?"

He Xiangdong was still there and said: "Oh, this person is old, he can't hear it, people talk to you, it's not good if you say you don't agree, and people scold you if you agree." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "What a place you promised. ”

He Xiangdong looked at the master again and said, "Oh, rhubarb." ”

"Don't mention the name. ”

He Xiangdong didn't care about it and continued: "You haven't been back for many years, and the second uncle misses you." ”

"Oh, really?"

"I still remember when you were a child, your parents were busy with work, and they entrusted you to me, I fed you a handful of and urine, look how strong you are now. ”

"Ah, did people feed that thing?" Fang Wenqi exclaimed.

He Xiangdong swallowed his saliva and continued: "You haven't been back for a few years, and your father misses you." ”

Fang Wenqi asked again: "Then how is my father's health recently?"

"Huh?"

"I can't hear it again. Fang Wenqi raised a few tones: "I said how is my father's health?"

"What? My son, he doesn't study well. ”

"Hey ......"