One of the most exciting things about the wedding was the groom's confession to the bride, and the atmosphere reached **, with everyone on and off the stage cheering and screaming, as well as the sound of throwing dishes and kicking chairs.

"Take the third brother to confess, and the third brother to confess. ”

Even the lighting and sound engineers, as well as the other support staff, were very excited, jumping and jumping, like a sudden epilepsy, shaking their heads and shaking their heads.

"Everyone, do you really want my third brother to confess?"

"Let's talk about it, weddings have this link, who will confess if you don't confess, do you want Song Joong Ki to confess?"

Gao Feng, who was standing on the stage, played with his short hair inch length, this action had no cool effect, but was sprayed by Mei Gui's group of sisters, and they also rushed over and punched and kicked him.

"Hey, Sister Mei, you're a little excessive, he's a groom, why are you beating people with nineteen ex-boyfriends?"

Gao Feng was chased and beaten on stage by Mei Gui's group of sisters, and the people in the audience couldn't stand it and condemned them one after another, Mei Gui said to everyone.

"Everyone, we are all serving as my mother's family for the second sister, if we don't beat him now, we won't have a chance to beat him in the future.

Everyone, do you know this truth, that is, this dog can't be fed too much, and people can't be too good to him! Endure for a while, take a step back, and intensify it. Don't joke too much, or it's all a disaster. If you don't have enough love, you have money to make up, and a group of dogs behind you have money, and it is difficult to walk in society without money. See what is good for you, remember who was bitten, what should be eaten, what should be drunk, and don't put it in your heart. Whether it is a person or a dog, whether it is an enemy or a friend, it will take a long time to see for yourself. It's a ghost, don't pretend to be a person, and a person doesn't pretend to be a god. When people only say three points, they leave seven points to fight the world. Yesterday was history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow no one can make it!"

Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, also said a smooth warning to everyone, and nodded frequently to everyone, thinking that what she said was too right, once this man gets married, it will be completely exposed, today is a watershed, and after today, he will not be a person, so take advantage of the moment to beat him up, and it can be regarded as being a family member for the second sister.

Gao Feng felt that everyone was a grass on the wall, and the wind might blow down on both sides at any time, or the second brother and sister lying on the stage said fairly.

"Everyone, don't be embarrassed for the third brother, he has always been a good comrade, so let him confess quickly. ”

"Hehe, thank you second brother and second sister, only you are the best for me, my third brother thanks your mother. ”

Gao Feng was very grateful, and someone finally upheld justice, and the second brother and sister were moved to tears.

"Third brother, we can't help it, you bastard stepped on our fingers, and you stepped on all ten fingers. ”

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I really stepped on the ten fingers of you two bastards. ”

Gao Feng looked down, and he found that he was really stepping on the fingers of the second brother and sister, and none of their twenty fingers was spared.

"I'll go, third brother, you found that you stepped on our fingers, you bastard haven't taken it away yet. ”

Gao Feng didn't take it away, he still squatted down and counted them one by one, but the pain of the second brother and sister was heartbreaking.

"Take the third brother to confess, take the third brother to confess!"

The people at the scene were impatient, they raised their arms and shouted for the third brother to confess to the second sister, the second sister with two big steamed buns, was standing in front of Gao Feng and staring at him, as if the two eyes had fallen into Gao Feng's face, and he couldn't pick it out anymore.

"Third brother, everyone is in a hurry, my second sister is also in a hurry, you can quickly confess to me, I need your passionate and affectionate confession, my second sister has waited for this day for more than 15,000 years, I am the loneliest white fox, just waiting for you to be disturbed by me. ”

"Third brother, the fox spirits can't wait, is it easy for people to practice for 15,000 years just to wait for you to confess, you hurry up and satisfy others. ”

Mei Gui's group of sisters were coaxing again, the lighting engineer and sound engineer were also jumping in a hurry, and there was a rush at the scene.

"Okay, isn't it just confession, the third brother is the most expert, the third brother confesses no less than hundreds of times a year, but the third brother has a characteristic, he must confess with his pants. ”

"Ah, third brother, what's wrong with you, do you still use pants to confess, you're too direct. ”

Gao Feng's words thundered everyone, and he still needed to hold his pants to confess, isn't that unheard of and unseen, could it be that this thing has to be carried out on the spot, this kind of confession is not too direct, and it is also unethical.

Only the second sister jumped up very excitedly: "Third brother, I like direct confession, I like to confess with my pants, so hurry up and hold my pants." ”

"I'll go, this second sister is a female hooligan, she still likes direct style, no wonder the godfather is twenty-one, it's all direct. ”

The second sister couldn't wait, and it also made everyone lose their appetite, thinking that the position of the second sister of the TV station could not be mixed with her own real skills, but by relying on the many godfathers who rose to the position, and there was always one of them who could be used by so many godfathers.

Gao Feng said: "Hehe, don't get me wrong, the third brother hasn't reached that level directly, why does the third brother hold his pants, it's because the third brother copied the confession in the crotch of his pants." ”

"Ah, third brother, you took the third brother in a dignified manner, and actually copied the confession in the crotch of your pants, you are too embarrassed, your confession is also cheating, and it is copied in the crotch, which only your third brother can think of. ”

Gao Feng said that he copied the confession words in the crotch of his pants, and he turned everyone over again, isn't it just a confession word, the third brother of the provincial station, he came with his mouth open, can he be embarrassed to this extent, and actually copied the confession words in the crotch.

Gao Feng asked: "Everyone, I believe you all have the experience of cheating, and your female compatriots here must also have the experience of copying the information under the skirt, can you raise your hand and let my third brother see if you have cheated like this." ”

As soon as Gao Feng's words fell, one or two hundred female compatriots in the audience raised their hands, and they all said to Gao Feng together, we all have the experience of copying materials under our skirts.

The person with the highest lift was the second sister standing in front of Gao Feng, she told Gao Feng.

"Third brother, second sister Ben, the experience of copying the information under her skirt like this is not once or twice, but every time there is an exam, this is what the second sister does. ”

Gao Feng said: "Everyone, so many of you have done such a thing, so it is not very unusual for the third brother to copy the confession in the crotch of his pants."

Ladies and gentlemen, do you all feel that your brain is not good, and you feel that you can't remember anything in your brain, including your home phone, your family's mobile phone number, and your ID number.

Everyone, do we all need to rely on mobile phones, and computers to remember these, this simple number can't be remembered, let alone this long paragraph of words, don't look at your one or two daily sharing circle of friends, in fact, there are a few paragraphs written by yourself, that's almost nothing, it's all excerpted from the Internet and then forwarded. ”

"Yes, yes, that's true, we really can't remember the mobile phone number, let's not talk about remembering the husbands of the family, and the mobile phone numbers of our parents, we can't even remember our mobile phone numbers, especially the ID card number can't remember the ball, the various sharing in the WeChat circle, we are all forwarding and copying others, and we now blame the sympathetic writers and screenwriters who rely on plagiarism, and indeed who is willing to use their brains now. ”

Gao Feng's words, get everyone's unanimous approval, everyone thinks this is the case, now everyone really doesn't want to use their brains, phone numbers, mobile phone numbers, ID numbers, and ID numbers are too lazy to remember, and don't look at the circle of friends every day to send a lot of thoughtful things, none of them are made by themselves, that are all excerpts and forwards of people's ready-made, now people have really become the walking dead one by one, if there is no mobile phone and computer, then I really don't know how to live.

Everyone also sympathizes with those plagiarized writers and screenwriters, after all, people still have to plagiarize in large paragraphs, at least one or two words must be changed, at least a few punctuation marks must be changed, that is also quite hard, like most of us who want to work so hard.

Gao Feng said: "Everyone, that's right, since everyone understands this truth, then my third brother copied this confession in the crotch of his pants, that's not unusual at all, don't you look at my third brother hosting the show every day, you don't see that we all have cards in our hands, we also read it, who the has such a good memory, we are just the host, and not the actors have to memorize the lines, we don't have to memorize the words, my third brother copied this confession in the crotch." ”

"Third brother, we understand you, indeed who still remembers the words now, don't look at those movies and TV series, those male and female protagonists all confess affectionately, so maybe they copy the words in the crotch, otherwise why is there a TV series that took out a grenade from the crotch, maybe she didn't mean to take out the grenade, but to write the lines on the grenade. ”

Everyone has another layer of understanding for Gao Feng, and everyone also feels that it is not easy to be a host, so there is no need to memorize the words, that is, the actors in movies and TV series may copy the lines in a certain part of the body, or even in the crotch of their pants.

"Third brother, then you can hold your pants, we understand you, you can hold your pants and confess to the second sister according to the words in the crotch. ”

As long as you can convince everyone to understand yourself, then everyone will support him, and everyone will now support Gao Feng's pants to read the confession.

And the lighting engineer and sound engineer are also very understanding, and they also ask Gao Feng.

"Third brother, we understand you very well, it's right for you to hold your pants to confess, then you can put your pants to confess, should we turn off the lights and let you hold your pants, should we put on a piece of music for the clothes dance, let you hold your pants." ”

Gao Feng flew two kisses to the lighting engineer and the sound engineer to thank them for their understanding.

"Thank you very much, you don't have to turn off this light bar, you can put this music bar on, after all, this is a pair of pants, there should be a little bit of live atmosphere, it's similar to the toss dance. ”

"My God, third brother, you are too fierce, you don't need to turn off the lights when you hold your pants, you really perform the totive dance, that's not good. ”

Gao Feng told the gaffer that he didn't need to turn off the lights when he held his pants, so he thundered everyone again, this third brother is too fierce, can he really hold his pants in front of everyone.