The gaffer turned off all the lights in the wedding room, only a little light was flashing on the stage, Gao Feng was very annoyed, and scolded the gaffer for not obeying the order and not putting out all the lights.

The gaffer told Gao Feng that he listened to the order, and he turned off all the lights in the audience, and the little light on the stage could be the flashlight on your mobile phone in your trouser pocket.

Gao Feng took out the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, and sure enough, he found that his mobile phone turned on the flashlight, so he turned off the flashlight and apologized to the gaffer.

"I'm sorry, gaffer, this handsome guy turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone yesterday, and he forgot to turn it off. ”

After Gao Feng turned off the flashlight, the whole audience was pitch black, there was no light at all, and he couldn't see five fingers when he stretched out his hand.

The big guy also held his breath, after two minutes, the big guy couldn't wait, and now people just lack patience, even if it takes dozens of seconds, they feel like it's been a long time.

"Hey, pick up the third brother, what are you doing, just let you show off the Jianzi meat, and don't let you take it off completely, why are you so grinding, I haven't taken it off for two minutes, and it won't take two minutes to take it off completely." ”

After everyone finished speaking, they heard Gao Feng reply: "Oh, I still misunderstood everyone's meaning, I thought everyone would let me take it all off, I took it all off now, then I'll spend another two minutes to put it on." ”

Everyone said: "No need, pick up the third brother, take it all off, let's take it all off, let's watch it alive, you don't wear it anymore, you have two minutes or two minutes of delay, just let the lights on, we won't be in a hurry to wait for the ball." ”

Everyone really can't wait, and they don't have the patience to wait, at everyone's strong request, Gao Feng told everyone, then he won't wear it anymore, and I'll let the gaffer turn on the lights now.

"Gaffer, turn on the lights!"

In fact, the gaffer is more anxious than anyone else, his palms are sweating, his hands have been pressed on the twist, just waiting for the peak to shout to turn on the lights, when the peak said to let the gaffer turn on the lights, the gaffer will turn on the lights of the audience, and the stage will be as bright as day.

In fact, the wedding was originally held during the day, but in order to set off the atmosphere, the hotel closed the curtains in the activity room, closed the doors and windows, and the activity room was darker than the night.

When the big guy opened his eyes, the big guy was stunned, everything that appeared on the stage stunned everyone, there was a three-point weirdo standing on the stage, this weirdo's face was swollen like a pig's head, in fact, it was a pig's head of Zhu Bajie, with a blue nose and swollen face and bloodshot out.

And this strange man is wearing a mantle, like a devil, the strange man wears a woman's flower-colored murder hood on his upper body, and the murder cover is bulging inside, and he wears a briefs on his lower body, or that kind of flesh-colored briefs, and a thing is wrapped in the pants.

"I'll go, is this a human or a ghost, why did the third brother suddenly become like this?"

A strange man appeared in the middle of the stage, which frightened the big guys, and the scene was full of screams, thinking that there was a monster, but this strange man jumped over to the audience with both feet and giggled hehe.

"Hehe, I'm picking up the third brother, hehe, I'm picking up the third brother, I'm picking up the third brother. ”

"My mother, this is the devil, you are a zombie, you still take the third brother's fart, we will kill you!"

The scene was in a mess, and everyone in the audience overturned the tables and chairs, lifted the tables and chairs, and wanted to smash them at the third brother, and eight big men jumped on the stage, punching and kicking this monster, and saying to the big guy.

"Don't bother everyone, just leave this little solution to us, we have to beat her until she doesn't admit that she is picking up the third brother, she is a small solution, she still wants to be the third brother!"

The big man crackled and beat him, and the man who was smirking kept talking.

"Hehe, I'm the third brother, I'm your third brother, I need you to interact with my third brother!"

The big guys shouted in unison: "You monster, we don't need to interact with you, let the eight of them interact with you, can the gaffer turn off the lights!"

The big guy is also afraid to see such a monster, and the hateful look is scared to death, and everyone will have nightmares for days when they see such a monster.

The gaffer was also afraid, so he turned off the lights again, and after another two minutes, the sound of peak orders sounded on the stage.

"Gaffer, turn on the lights!"

The gaffer turned on the lights, and a handsome man appeared on the stage, he was posing as a thinker, and Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, and the sisters were still spraying him.

"Gao Feng, can you change your look, as soon as you appear, you don't bother yourself, we are still annoyed. ”

"Hehe, the third brother will have such a look, and the handsome guy also thinks this style is very deep. ”

"Everyone, didn't you scare everyone just now, I'm sorry, this third brother just wants to make a joke for everyone, this third brother has changed a magic trick for everyone, I don't know if you still want to see Jianzi meat?"

"I'll go, we don't want to see Kenko meat anymore, and if we keep watching, we'll throw up. ”

The terrible monster just now, I still remember it vividly, the big guy turned over his appetite, they didn't want to see Kenko's meat anymore, in case that monster appeared again, it would disgust everyone to death.

"Mei Gui, you deliberately messed up my wedding, you deliberately said that this second sister has a lot of godfathers, this second sister is a godfather, you have the ability to find a godfather!"

At this time, the second sister was furious, she rushed to Sister Mei, but she didn't expect to forget to wear a wedding dress, she was tripped and fell down on the stage solidly, and her mouth gnawed on the eggs and tomatoes thrown on the stage.

The second sister fell down, and a new situation appeared, two big white steamed buns rolled out of her chest, and rolled in front of Mei Yijie's feet, and Mei Yijie squatted down to pick up the two big steamed buns.

"Oh, second sister, are you afraid that the wedding will be hungry for a long time, you still have a steamed bun hidden on your chest, this steamed bun is still hot, why don't you hide some sauce!"

"Hey, Mei Gui, don't spoil my steamed buns, I'm still useful. ”

When Mei Gui picked up the two steamed buns that fell out of the chest of the second sister, the second sister was still in a hurry, got up from the ground and ran over to grab the steamed buns from Mei Gui's hand.

"Oh, Sister Mei, what people are afraid of being hungry and hiding steamed buns to eat, this is someone's chest, no wonder I used to see the second sister's chest so high on TV, from the lower abdomen to the neck, it turns out that you just put two big steamed buns every day, these two big steamed buns seem to have a little taste, you all smell it, it seems that it is still that kind of smell. ”

When the second sister was about to grab the steamed bun in Mei Gui's hand, she was snatched by the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, she also took the two big steamed buns to her nose and smelled them, and immediately pinched her nose, she sent it to the front of the sisters' noses, and the sisters immediately pinched their noses, and asked Wang Xiaoyue to quickly throw away the steamed buns.

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue threw the two big steamed buns into the audience.

"Everyone, take a look, you usually see the picture of the second sister's big breasts on TV, it's all fake, she is stuffed with two big steamed buns, these two big steamed buns are spoiled. ”

"Hey, my big steamed buns, please give them back to me, I still have to use them, my second sister has been looking for a long time to find these two suitable ones, please give them back to me."

Everyone, you don't know how hard we work in making TV, if you don't have a little breast, the audience will not be satisfied, and you won't be able to attract the audience's attention.

Guys, most of you are not in the same situation as me, you are born with poor conditions, you are born with an airport, then we have to find some material.

Everyone, women are just to compare their breasts and legs, and now women add legs in order to increase their breasts, some use their knees as chests, and some use their chests below as legs, this is not all forced, who wants to do this, my second sister is not willing to do this, for the sake of life, I can only go out and find a godfather to pretend to have fake breasts. ”

The second sister still had a stomach full of bitter water, she poured it out to everyone, saying that everyone was very sympathetic to her, and threw the two rancid steamed buns to her, and the second sister stuffed them into her chest on the spot.

"Hey, Second Sister Yu, now is not the time to talk about bitter love dramas, now for the next item, the groom and the bride confess, please ask our groom and groom to confess to each other. ”

The two bigwigs in the province, the second brother and the second sister are still lying on the stage, they are also worried about the time, they let them hurry up to the next item, and the groom confesses to the bride.

"Okay, pick up the third brother and confess to the second sister, we like to watch this confession!"

The scene was enthusiastic again, everyone was waiting for this link, waiting for the third brother to confess affectionately to the second sister.

Now Gao Feng, who is picking up the third brother, walked in front of the second sister, and the second sister took Gao Feng's hands, and stared at him with two eyes like a rabbit.

"Third brother, I really love you the way you are now, I don't like the way you used to be at all, I hope you will always be like this, don't change back to the terrifying way you used to be. ”

Holding Gao Feng's hand, the second sister couldn't help but confess affectionately, she just fell down, and she was still gnawing eggs and tomatoes in her mouth, as soon as she spoke, she naturally sprayed Gao Feng's face with egg greens, as well as the juice of the tomatoes.

"I'll go, Second Sister Yu, why is your mouth so stinky, haven't you brushed your teeth for half a year. ”

"Third brother, you're right, the second sister hasn't brushed her teeth for half a year, in order to watch Changhong, the second sister swore not to brush her teeth half a year ago, until the ratings exceeded 200,000. ”

"Hey, third brother, don't make a stubble, you hurry up and confess to the second sister, hurry up. ”

"Yes, third brother, if you are a man, hurry up, this time is not waiting for anyone, everyone is waiting for you to confess affectionately. ”

The people in the audience couldn't wait, and the beauties of Mei Zhuo also kept coaxing, so that Gao Feng hurriedly confessed to the second sister.

"Hehe, are you really waiting for the third brother to confess?"

Gao Feng and the little pig dressed up, and everyone in the audience shouted together.

"That's right, third brother, hurry up, we can't wait, this is the most critical link, don't worry about it." ”

"Oh, since everyone can't wait, then the third brother will take off his pants now!"

"I'll go, third brother, let's let you confess to the second sister affectionately, why don't you take off your pants, what does this have to do with taking off your pants, you can take off your pants after entering the cave room, and you don't need to take off your pants now." ”

Gao Feng said that he wanted to take off his pants, which made everyone dizzy, what does this affectionate confession have to do with taking off his pants.

Gao Feng told the big guy loudly: "Everyone, my affectionate confession is copied in the pants, I don't take off my pants, how can I read it!"