The two beauties told the bull struggle and the horse-faced brother, you can't eat and drink water on the first day of weight loss, the two of them drank water for a day, and the two of them also prepared a water tank in order to save trouble, and the two of them barely left the water tank for a day, and drank water while holding the water tank. Romance debuts

They also felt that it was too hard to boil the water, and they couldn't wait for the water to boil, so they drank the water from the water tank and drank it ever since they got home.

Niu Struggle and the two also found that drinking water would distangle their stomachs, and they tried not to rebound in advance, so they kept holding their bellies and deliberately controlling their bellies, which would swell even more.

Niu Struggle and the two also found that they drank so much water today, they didn't have the consciousness to go to the toilet, and they didn't feel like peeing at all.

"I'll go, what's going on, usually we just have a bad bladder, even if we drink a sip of water, we will go to the toilet once in ten minutes, and there will be a feeling of urgency to urinate in ten minutes, once I get to the toilet, I can't pee two drops out, and I hold myself like a red-faced Guan Gong, which is more difficult than the woman giving birth to a child.

They are also the most afraid of taking a long-distance bus, once they take the long-distance bus, they will panic, always anxious to pee, and the car will go out for five minutes and wish it would enter the service area.

Today, what's going on, this big tank of water is drunk into the stomach, and I only feel a bloated stomach but no urgency, is there something missing? ”

Niu Struggle and the horse-faced brother also smashed the bronze mirror used by his wife's dressing into fifteen or sixteen pieces, and then placed them at all angles, used to take pictures of all his body parts from all angles, check whether there is any leakage, and after checking for half an hour, he did not find any leakage.

After the two of them had drunk the water from a water tank, it was ten o'clock in the evening, and their bellies were swollen like women who were about to give birth, and they felt that their stomachs were about to burst, and they could no longer control their bellies, and they also found that the hemp rope that sewed the belly was all stretched, like loose shoelaces.

"I can't do it, Fourth Brother Ma, my belly is about to burst, the hemp rope is about to break, I have rebounded too much. ”

Niu struggled to tell the horse-faced brother, and the horse-faced brother was also anxious.

"Third Brother Niu, I can't do it anymore, my hemp rope is loose like a shoelace, my belly is like about to give birth, let's go to the Cucumber Slimming Weight Loss Center." ”

The two of them can only go to the cucumber slimming weight loss center, the two of them are together again, the two of them look at each other's belly, and the two of them think that they should go to the maternity hospital, isn't it about to give birth.

It's not like two big men to go to the maternity hospital, and they don't have the face to go to the maternity hospital, so let's hurry up and go to the cucumber slimming weight loss center, it just so happens that these two taxis are still there, let's push the taxi.

Niu Struggle and the two pushed the taxi again, running to the cucumber weight loss center at a high speed of 180 miles, and when they pushed the cart to the urban area, they found that there was no driver driving in the whole city, they were all pushing the cart like themselves, and the traffic police on duty were also pushing the car.

Niu Struggle and the two carts ran wildly all the way, and those traffic policemen still knew the two of them and greeted them warmly.

"Two big brothers, you are going to the maternity hospital, you are about to give birth, you are so fast, it will be solved from pregnancy to childbirth in one day!"

"Hehe, that's ah, now everything is about speeding up, whether it's a train or a ship, and the network, in order to adapt to the development of modernization, it must be speeded up quickly, we used to use a 4 trillion network, and now we use a 20 trillion network is too slow. ”

Those traffic policemen surrounded the two and asked them to pass on their experience, and they were annoyed that their wives always talked about giving birth to children, saying how hard it was for them to conceive for ten months, and they didn't have a good day in confinement.

We are now also learning to get pregnant and give birth, and use the technology to complete pregnancy and childbirth in one day to plug their mouths, so that they can all see that our men are still easily pregnant and give birth, and we can still push the cart at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles before giving birth, and sit in confinement, so that you women can see the domineering of men.

"I'm sorry, we're almost on the verge of giving birth, the laces are loose, it's too late to pass on your experience, you just wait here, or in a few hours, we'll give birth to the baby, and we'll pass on the experience to you." ”

Niu Fen found a reason to deceive these traffic police, these traffic policemen really believed it, and they were really waiting for Niu Fen and the two to come back, and they kindly reminded the two.

"Hey, two big brothers, pay attention, we find that your water seems to be broken, and the water is flowing down. ”

Niu Zhan and the two looked down and were terrified, this is the amniotic water broken, it is the hemp rope is stretched, and the water flows out of the belly, so they have to rush to the cucumber weight loss center.

Niu Struggle and the horse-faced brother moved forward at great speed, pushing two taxis and running out of Xiaoyue City in one go, approaching the cucumber weight loss center, and when they passed by the place where the cart was pushed in the early morning, they also found that the two taxi drivers were still sitting on the pine branch with their legs crossed.

"Ouch ho, you blame the blessings, you have been here for a day, Erlang's legs, are you driving a taxi for too long, thinking about enjoying it like this. ”

"Two big brothers, what a blessing, you don't see us dying, we don't want to sit here with Erlang's legs crossed like this, but none of them pass under this tree, then no one will save us, we still have a breath of air, that is, we have a thought to support, that is, I thought that you would come back, you hurry up and save us." ”

The two taxi drivers were dying, they couldn't even speak, and they kept this posture, but they were also caught by the pine branches and couldn't move.

"Oh, in that case, then you continue to support yourself with this thought, we don't have time to save you now, we are dying, you don't see that we are about to give birth. ”

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother didn't have time to save these two taxi drivers, they were concerned about their own lives, they pushed the car and ran away, so angry that the two taxi drivers shouted.

"Hey, two big brothers, you have to remember that we are still waiting for you here, you must come back to save us!"

Niu Struggle and the two ran to the cucumber slimming weight loss center, and the two of them discussed it, and felt that the starting price should be increased a little, no longer with 500 as the starting price, it should be raised by a grade, and the effect may be a grade better.

The two decided to set the starting price at 1,000, that is, the fifth greenhouse, before entering the greenhouse, the two discussed it again, felt that they suffered a loss yesterday, knocked down the cucumber shelf, not only lost 500 yuan, but also did not take the cucumber, today must be the cucumber rack knocked down again, must take the cucumber away.

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother entered the fifth shed, and when they stepped into the first step, their eyes were straight, and there were two exposed African girls standing in the shed.

Niu Struggle likes African girls, although the skin is dark, but the figure is like a devil's body, the front and back are very angry, Niu Struggle was out at that time.

When he saw that the horse-faced brother Harazi smashed his foot, he also knew that this brother also liked African girls, and his eyes were three centimeters protruding.

"Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, welcome to our Cucumber Slimming Weight Loss Center twice, and the two of us will serve you wholeheartedly!"

"Ouch, you still know that we are coming, your Mandarin is good, more authentic than us, and a little Northeast accent, you won't be in the Northeast. ”

These two African girls speak Chinese, and they also have a Northeast accent, Niu Zhan and the two are a little suspicious, could it be that these two African girls are dressed as Northeast women.

There are a lot of things that sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, so what kind of entertainment club often does this kind of thing, and the girls in their country are dressed up as foreign girls, so that the price can be increased a lot, and I heard that there are people who use the blood of yellow eel as virgin blood, and you can think of any means.

"Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, we are authentic Northeast African girls, and when we talk about Northeast Africa, we don't mean your Northeast Africa, but our Northeast Africa.

Learning Mandarin is very popular now, and that's because your country has easy money, there are many local tyrants in your country, and most of the enterprises in your country like to recruit foreigners to work.

Because then you can avoid taxes, you have to pay taxes if you work more than 3,500 yuan in your country, and you have to pay taxes only 4,800 yuan for foreign workers, and you don't have to pay taxes if you recruit more foreigners to set your salary at 4,000 yuan. ”

"I'll go, where are you going, Northeast Africa or Northeast Africa, is there Africa in the Northeast, is there a Northeast in Africa, is there a Northeast in Africa?

However, what you said is very reasonable, many companies are now trying to evade taxes, and this recruitment of foreigners is also one of the methods. ”

Niu Struggle and the two were stunned by these two beauties, what Northeast Africa and what Northeast Africa, what is the difference between this and the Northeast.

"Mr. Bull Head and Horse Face, you must believe that we are African girls, whether it is Northeast Africa or Northeast Africa, as long as you believe that we are African girls, then we are African girls, you see if our figure is the body of an African girl, Northeast women have a figure like ours, our authentic African girls. ”

"Okay, let's just believe that you are African girls, your body is indeed hot, and the Northeast girl does not have a convex and backward body like you.

Two girls from the Northeast of Africa, we have a request before we lose weight, we have learned from yesterday's experience, if we knock down the cucumber stand again today, then the cucumber must be given to us. ”

When Niu Zhan and the two saw the two hot beauties, they didn't get dizzy, and they thought that even if they knocked down the cucumber rack, they would take the cucumber away, so that they wouldn't lose anything.

The two beauties sued them, of course, we are all in the service industry, for example, the same as eating, you can pack it if you can't finish eating, you can compensate for the broken things, you can take the things away.