Niu struggled and the two of them almost didn't die of exhaustion, and the two of them ran wildly for thirty kilometers, but they ran in the wrong direction and returned to the Cucumber Slimming Weight Loss Center.

Niu Zhan and Brother Ma Yan had no choice, and they ran back wildly, and they also felt that they had completely exerted their potential, and for the first time in fifty years, they had shown their potential to run wildly, and ran out for sixty kilometers in one go, which was faster than the speed of the bullet train.

The two taxi drivers were still waiting for them in the same place, the two drivers were waiting for them with their arms and leaning on the butt of the taxi, and when they saw Niu Struggle, the two ran back like two boars in heat, and the two taxi drivers trembled their calves and were proud.

"Hehe, Xiao, you have the ability to run in that direction, you still lie and say that you want to poop, the poop is like being a thief, you are for us, we are the Buddha, and you are the stinky monkey Sun Wukong, you want to escape from our palms, then don't even think about it, hurry up and push the cart for us." ”

At this time, these two taxi drivers have learned well, they hold the movable wrench in their hands, and they hold the ox to struggle and the horse-faced brother to push the cart, and if they are disobedient, they will give a wrench.

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother pushed the cart half a mile away, the two of them felt that this was not good, the time was definitely not enough to go on like this, and they had to think of a way, but the feces were no longer working, and the two taxi drivers were already suspicious.

The two of them had been writing with their feet and were communicating, and the two of them agreed that there was only one way, and that was to push the cart desperately, and push the cart faster than they had just run, so that the two taxi drivers would not catch up with them.

Niu Struggle and the horse-faced brother reached a unified opinion, and the two of them also thought of a way, thinking that if they wanted to throw these two goods away, they had to make a ruthless move, that is, let a giant fart blow them up.

As soon as the two of them hit it off, they roared violently, and then released a huge fart, and after the giant fart was ejaculated, two loud pops were heard, and the two pine trees in the south-facing direction behind Niu Fen and the horse-faced brother fell to the ground, but the two taxi drivers were unharmed.

"I'm going, it's crooked, our fart is as crooked as the hungry tiger pounces, our level is very good!"

"Hehe, two big brothers, come again, you have the ability to shoot one!"

Niu struggled for the two of them to shoot off the huge fart, the two taxi drivers were not happy, they were three meters away from the two goods, almost on the buttocks, these two goods were not accurate in shooting, this level is surprising enough.

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother did not give up, and blew up fifteen farts in a row, but none of them hit the two taxi drivers, but shot down thirty pine trees, all of which were as thick as the mouth of the bowl.

"Hehe, two big brothers, we're all like this, you won't be able to shoot either!"

There were two loud pops, and the two taxi drivers were blown up at that time, flying out half a kilometer away and falling on the branches of two pine trees, they were still sitting on the branches, still in the posture of crossing Erlang's legs.

"Hey, we've finally made it, we've made it, we've shot it!"

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother danced happily, twisted like a square dance for a few minutes, and after stopping, he pushed the taxi wildly, and the speed of the two people pushing the car reached a hundred miles in a few seconds, which was faster than the speed of the general domestic car, and almost caught up with the sports car.

"Hey, our taxi, our taxi, two big brothers, you guys are good people to the end, overhaul our taxi!"

The two taxi drivers sitting on the branches of the tree saw Niu Struggle and the two pushed the two cars to fly fast, and the two of them were also surprised, the speed of their cart was faster than the speed they usually drive, and they would take care of the two carts in the future, so that they could save money on gas.

The bull struggle and the horse-faced brother really took a long time to exert their potential, they pushed the taxi to a speed of one hundred and eighty miles, and it didn't take long to run into the city, they overtook all the way, whether it was Mercedes or BMW, they all overtook one by one, and those drivers were so surprised that they couldn't do it.

"I'm going, it's the first time we've seen a taxi like this, and we should learn from them, so save more fuel money!"

Seeing the two people pushing the taxi wildly, the drivers who were driving the small car jumped out of the car one after another, and they all ran to the back of the car to push the car, and they found that the speed of the cart was much faster, and it was easy to run to a hundred miles.

In the urban area of Xiaoyue City, a strange scenery suddenly appeared, all the people who drove were hunched over their buttocks pushing the carts, and the speed was amazingly fast, whether it was on the elevated highway or on the outer ring, the speed limit was eighty and the speed limit was sixty on the road, and the cars pushed by these people exceeded the speed of 100 miles, and two of them exceeded 180 miles.

"I'll go, this is speeding, this is two or three hundred percent of the speed, and they don't care about the traffic lights at all, and they go on a rampage all the way. ”

The traffic police in Xiaoyue City took urgent action to intercept these speeding vehicles that violated traffic rules, especially the two taxis traveling at a speed of 180 miles, and they must be stopped.

About forty or fifty traffic policemen went to surround Niu Fen and the horse-faced brothers, but unfortunately the speed of these two people was too fast, and the traffic policemen couldn't catch up with them when they drove the car, so they could only keep chasing after their butts, and these traffic policemen still asked.

"Hey, comrade two drivers, let's ask, why can't we catch up with you, and we still fall so far, what is the reason for this?"

Niu Struggle is a person who can answer all questions, he told the forty or fifty traffic policemen: "Comrades of the traffic police, the speed of your car will not reach such a high, and the car you drive will not allow you to reach such a high speed for a long time. ”

The forty or fifty traffic policemen thought that it was really such a reason, they all listened to the words of Niu Struggle, jumped down from the police car together, and ran to the back of the car butt to push the cart, and sure enough, they found that after the cart, the speed of the car was much faster, although they still couldn't catch up with Niu Struggle, at least they bit their butts tightly and didn't let go, and the traffic police shouted to Niu Struggle.

"Hey, two drivers, pull over, you're speeding, you're running a red light. ”

"Go to the ball, will you be a traffic policeman, will you enforce the law, speeding can only be for driving, running a red light is also for driving, the traffic rules stipulate that the cart is not allowed to speed, the cart is not allowed to run the red light.

Traffic police, I also want to talk about you people, in fact, the people who violate the traffic rules the most are not us ordinary people, but you traffic police who know the law and break the law, you often drive police cars on the street, and pull a broken alarm like a ghost crying wolf, what kind of traffic police are you, that is simply bandits. ”

"This, you are really right, the traffic regulations really only stipulate that driving can not be speeding, driving can not run red lights, including pedestrians can not run red lights, there is really no provision that carts can not speed, there is no provision that carts can not run red lights, you this is a new problem, we have to report to the leadership.

Also, the two drivers, there is some truth in what you said, it is indeed the case, the more people who enforce the law, the more they will know the law and break the law, which is also called their own monks not doing their own fasting. ”

These forty or fifty traffic police reported to the top, and the leaders of the traffic police team were also dumbfounded, and they also told these subordinates, they didn't have time to read the traffic rules, how the traffic rules were stipulated, and they didn't know, wait for us to search on Baidu to see if there were any regulations in this regard, and then give them a reply.

After the leader hung up the phone, forty or fifty traffic policemen scolded together: "Grandma, what kind of leader, they are all busy, they don't have time to read the traffic rules, they have time to beat eggs and drink flower wine, and they still have time to open a house, but they don't have time to learn traffic rules."

Grandma's, the leaders of this group of bastards, let us train and learn at every turn, but they don't have any knowledge of traffic rules, so how can they enforce the law, they really enforce the law with their eyes closed. ”

"Comrade two drivers, we feel that you have not violated the traffic rules, you continue to pass, not only have you not violated the traffic rules, you also taught us a trick, we found that the cart is faster than driving, and you can exercise and lose weight, and there will be no lumbar muscle strain, and there will be no sciatal neuralgia. ”

These forty or fifty traffic policemen were very grateful to Niu Struggle and the two, and they escorted the two of them all the way back to Tulou Town, and finally said goodbye to the two of them reluctantly.

Back in Tulou Town, Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother ran home at a speed of 100 meters, took out their mobile phones and bank cards, and made online payments.

After the payment is completed, there is also a line of prompts on the webpage, asking the two to pay attention to the rebound, if it rebounds within a day, you must go to the cucumber slimming weight loss center at night to strengthen training, otherwise there will be more severe symptoms.

"I'll go, it will rebound in a day, what kind of cucumber slimming weight loss center is this, this is not a pit center. ”

When Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother separated, they left each other's WeChat accounts, and the two kept in touch at any time, and the two also asked each other if they had rebounded every minute.

"Third Brother Niu, have you rebounded?"

Niu Struggle replied: "Fourth Brother Ma, I haven't rebounded yet, have you rebounded?"

The horse-faced brother came back: "Third Brother Niu, I haven't rebounded yet, is this weight loss center fooling us, how can it rebound just after losing weight!"

Niu struggles to tell him, rather believe it than not, we always pay attention to the rebound, as long as there is a rebound, we will immediately feedback.

The two have been in contact with each other on WeChat, and there has been no rebound between the two until more than ten o'clock in the evening, and both of them sent messages at the same time.

"Third Brother Niu, it's terrible, I've rebounded, have you rebounded, what is the phenomenon if you rebound?"

"Fourth Brother Ma, I'm also terrible, I've also rebounded, what kind of phenomenon is your rebound?"

The two of them came back at the same time: "I rebounded because the hemp rope was stretched, and I was also stretched with hemp rope." ”