Those who were waiting on the side to be treated by the idle eggs who would become the melon-eating masses in later generations were painful and watched the excitement when they saw this scene, and almost jumped up with excitement. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It's not that they really hate He Xiangdong, but because of the psychology of watching the excitement of people, you won't be happy if you don't see the real excitement.

Just like the future generations to watch others jump off the building, and some people shout at the bottom to jump quickly, it is a meaning, some idle eggs hurt, and treat other people's pain as their own jokes and talking points.

These people were originally waiting to see He Xiangdong's jokes, and according to their original thoughts, it was estimated that they would have to wait for He Xiangdong to say it for a while before the audience would start to leave.

But what they didn't expect was that before this person was on the stage, the audience was all gone, and when they looked at it, they didn't stand up.

At this moment, these people are excited, and they really find the excitement of watching the excitement.

"It's over, it's a shame this time. ”

"Isn't it, it's over before the people are played, and it's a fart. ”

"Hahaha, those people in the pick-up field also lack morality, who turned on the lights, wouldn't it be fine if the lights were turned off. ”

"The show is over, but you can't turn on the lights. ”

"Hey, I said those who left early weren't lucky enough to see this lively scene. ”

"Hahaha. ”

"Hey, hey. ”

"Hahaha......"

……

A bunch of gloating guys.

Xue Guo didn't leave, he didn't want to watch the excitement, but to stay and support his brother, and he also listened to Wang Miwei's recording and understood a lot, but he also had some doubts in his heart, he wanted to see He Xiangdong's performance, so as to compare and confirm.

Seeing the scene in front of him, he was also really anxious, his hands were clenched together, but there was nothing he could do, the audience wanted to leave, could you still stop it?

Bao was also dumbfounded, in the strict sense he is also a master of watching the excitement, so the person who likes to inquire about the gossip must be a lively person, but because he has been with He Xiangdong in the past two days, it is a little embarrassing, and I want to laugh very much, but I feel embarrassed.

Mr. Shi didn't leave, Hou Sanye went to the toilet, he wasn't there, he saw this scene, and sighed deeply and weakly. It's said that there is no way to perform on the stage with a long stand-up comedy, and before it can be played, the audience is gone, and they are still performing a fart.

"Alas......" Mr. Shi sighed.

The host just got off the stage, and she couldn't help but glance at the back, and she was dumbfounded at this glance, the host got off the stage from the upper door, which was directly stunned on the steps.

He Xiangdong naturally saw the reaction in the audience, and in a hurry, he snatched the microphone from the host's hand at once, and then hurriedly waved his hand to let the few people around him move the table and microphone to the stage.

The host is a very beautiful girl, basically she is the host of this kind of large-scale performance in the group, seeing He Xiangdong snatching her microphone, she was still unhappy and asked: "......What are you doing robbing my microphone?"

Before he finished speaking, He Xiangdong's side changed, and I saw He Xiangdong put the microphone to his mouth, and with a pinch of his mouth, a stream of qi rushed up directly from the dantian, from the dantian all the way up to the throat, this piece was as hard as a piece of iron.

"Wow...... Wow...... Wow......" The clear baby cry came out directly from He Xiangdong's mouth, and the green tendons on He Xiangdong's neck bulged out all of a sudden, which shows that he really sold his strength.

The beautiful host saw this scene without finishing a word, and her eyes widened at that time.

Bao inquired and was also standing beside He Xiangdong, and he was also dumbfounded, his mouth was as big as a hippopotamus.

Mr. Shi also looked at He Xiangdong in surprise, and his eyes were full of surprise.

Xue Guo already knew that He Xiangdong had this unique skill, and he didn't care about watching the performance, so he immediately stuck his head out to watch the audience.

Not to mention that this trick really worked, He Xiangdong worked very hard, and the voice that cried out was extremely clear, which immediately calmed the audience, and everyone was stunned, looking around, not understanding why a child was crying all of a sudden.

The group of guys who watched the excitement were staying at the end door, and it was better to choose a hidden corner to see the excitement, they didn't want to clash head-on with He Xiangdong, there were people above He Xiangdong.

This group of people was quite excited to watch, but as soon as the baby's cry came out, they were also dumbfounded.

"Whose child is crying?"

"I don't know?"

"Why are you crying so loudly?"

"Someone can't be playing the recording, right?"

"Huh?"

……

He Xiangdong has been practicing ventriloquism for more than ten years, and the realm of **** Heming is naturally far behind, but now he has a little bit of the ability to be fake.

And he has also practiced wax head skills hard, and now he doesn't make any noise with ventriloquism on the microphone. Because ventriloquism is made with the mouth, and the sound is also exhaled at the same time, and the air flow sprayed on the microphone is easy to produce noise, which will affect the audience's perception.

Therefore, it is necessary to use wax head skills, practitioners should light the candle and put it in their mouth, and then practice various ventriloquist skills, to achieve the level of the candle not extinguishing the sound and breath, to control their own qi, softly hit the microphone, and there can be no noise.

So now He Xiangdong learns that the baby's crying is not at all like coming out of a person's mouth, it is similar to what is being played on a tape recorder.

This hand shocked a group of people.

The audience was stunned at first, then came back to their senses and continued to walk out, thinking that something might have happened backstage, and it had nothing to do with them anyway.

Since He Xiangdong moved his mouth, he naturally wouldn't stop, the crying in his mouth continued, but it turned slightly softer, and a woman's angry voice rang out: "Gao Jianxiang, son, you don't care about it." ”

This is a good thing, the woman's cry comes out at the same time as the baby's cry, which is quite powerful.

The beautiful host was dumbfounded.

Bao inquired dumbfounded.

Even the most calm Mr. Shi opened his mouth wide.

When this woman's voice came out, no one in the audience left, the reason is very simple, Gao Jianxiang is their big leader, He Xiangdong heard him speak when he first started the performance, and he also remembered his name, but fortunately he still remembered.

There was a raging fire of gossip burning in the eyes of the audience.

He Xiangdong heard Gao Jianxiang's voice in front of him, and now he imitated it and it was exactly the same, he played super well tonight: "I can't help it." ”

As soon as they heard this voice, all the audience pricked up their ears, and in an instant, the audience was silent.

The woman questioned, and said in a sharp voice: "What can't be helped, you explain it to me clearly." Ahem, it makes me so angry that my throat hurts. ”

Gao Jianxiang's voice became active all of a sudden: "Protect your throat, please use the golden throat treasure." ”

"Poof. The audience laughed. (To be continued.) )