Chapter 285: He Finally Did It
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed, this group of people was still waiting to listen to the gossip, who knew that there was an advertisement suddenly at the end. The advertisement of the pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Golden Throat Treasure was put on TV in 98, and then quickly spread all over the country, and everyone here knows it.
"It's really lacking in morality, it's actually an advertisement, I thought it was our leader. ”
"That's right. ”
"Hey, wait a minute, why is the golden throat treasure connected with our leader?"
After the laughter, there were bursts of doubts, everyone couldn't understand this, could it be that the leader didn't leave, just in the background?
But why do you record ads in the background?
None of these people understood, mainly because He Xiangdong was too powerful, and he learned Gao Jianxiang's voice too similarly, they all thought it was true, and they were stunned all of a sudden, and they were puzzled one by one, but no one went out.
Ventriloquism was originally to imitate the sound of life, male and female voices cry babies, and there is an ancient text called ventriloquism in the junior high school text, which is what it says.
So why is ventriloquist related to cross talk, because ventriloquists originally learned to sing behind the screen, sometimes it was one person, sometimes it was two people, it was very similar to cross talk, so this art form is called dark spring in jargon, and the one who comes out to perform is called Ming Chun.
The ventriloquist walked out of the screen and began to perform, which had the original form of cross talk, talking and singing face-to-face with the audience.
The development of the art of ventriloquism has gradually changed from imitating the sounds of life to imitating the sounds of animals and nature.
He Xiangdong was relieved to see that the audience didn't go outside, fortunately he kept these audiences, if they all left, he hadn't said a word, and the cross talk would be plagued, which would be a big joke, and it would be even more difficult to move the long stand-up comedy to the stage in the future.
He Xiangdong wiped his forehead, his head was full of beads of sweat, he really sold his strength in order to keep these audiences.
He Xiangdong glanced around at the people around him, and didn't say much, the table microphone had already been set up on the stage.
With the microphone in his hand, he walked to the stage, and no one left these people next to him, and they all went to the entrance door to watch, and there was a raging fire in Bao Qin's eyes.
On stage, from the step of footsteps, He Xiangdong's whole spirit was all focused on the stage.
He knew that the real challenge had just begun, and the previous ventriloquist had only temporarily hooked the curiosity of these people, but there was still a lot of work to be done to really let people sit down and listen to their cross talk.
Especially now that the audience is very impatient, and many people have walked into the aisle, it is too difficult to get them back to their seats.
Next, He Xiangdong's every sentence and every word must be worth a thousand gold, as long as there is a slight mistake, his cross talk tonight will definitely be yellow.
And this is the first time he has moved a long-form stand-up comedy to such a stage, everything is difficult at the beginning, if this crosstalk is yellow, it will be more difficult for him to move the long-form stand-up to the stage than to ascend to the sky.
Therefore, this cross talk must not be plagued, not only can it not be plagued, but it must also be louder, louder than any previous performance, only in this way can we fully prove the value of long-form stand-up on the stage.
He Xiangdong walked out steadily, the more critical this kind of time, the more he had to be steady, his eyes looked at all the audience, and the audience was also looking at him curiously.
He Xiangdong put the microphone to his mouth, did not speak, and learned the baby's cry again: "Wow...... Wow...... Wow......"
"Ho ......" The audience was boiling, and it was at this time that they found out that the baby's cry actually came from He Xiangdong's mouth.
Equally dumbfounded were the guys huddled at the exit door to watch the excitement, their eyes as big as cows.
As soon as He Xiangdong came out, he shocked the audience.
After learning the baby's cry, He Xiangdong accepted it when he saw it, smiled slightly, and then learned Gao Jianxiang's voice: "What are the comrades doing standing in the aisle, why don't you go back to your seats, and you will be rewarded next month if you go back to sit." ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned at first, surprised that He Xiangdong could imitate the voice of his leader, and now they finally understood that the funny advertisement in front of them was made by the young man in front of them.
All of a sudden, everyone looked at He Xiangdong in amazement, and there was admiration in their eyes, this person's ability is really amazing.
When He Xiangdong's last sentence came out, the audience was amused, but few people walked to their seats.
Everyone has walked to the aisle, this is to pay attention to go home, and if you want them to go back again, it is difficult to climb to the sky.
He Xiangdong put down the microphone and smiled, and exhaled a few deep breaths, he didn't know the difficulties in this, but since he chose to do this, he couldn't back down, and he must do his best to keep these people.
He walked briskly towards the middle of the stage, where the table and microphones were all set. As he walked, he remembered the years when he and his master were performing in the folk field, the scene was very similar to now, and the audience was also standing and looking at them curiously, they could leave at any time, and they tried their best to keep them in order to eat.
He Xiangdong is not here for dinner now, but for dignity and cross talk. He stepped forward and stood in the center of the stage, the lights on the stage were very bright, He Xiangdong looked at everyone in the audience, and the time had come to show the strength of a truly excellent cross talk actor.
"Ah, why are you standing, did you buy a standing ticket?" He Xiangdong first joked and laughed, the cross talk actor came on stage to make friends with the audience, and to make friends with the audience in the shortest possible time, as long as this is done well, he can let these people come back.
The audience also laughed, they were all railway employees, and these people were more sensitive to standing tickets than anyone else. There are also stubbles: "We're going home." ”
It's easy for someone to pick up stubble, He Xiangdong immediately picked it up, he rolled up his sleeves, and his eyes widened: "Want to go home? ”
He Xiangdong is also crazy, in order to retain the audience, he dares to pour anything out.
Don't say it, this effect is really good, after all, he is complaining about the leader, and there is a laugh below.
He Xiangdong was also laughing, and then wiped his mouth with his sleeve, in fact, he was not to wipe his mouth, but to block his mouth, this block, his mouth immediately sounded, imitating Gao Jianxiang's voice, and shouted loudly: "Who said that you want to release me?"
He Xiangdong's legs were weak, and he immediately held on to the table in front of him, so frightened that he almost didn't fall to the ground.
The audience was stunned at first, then laughed wildly, and applauded desperately.
Several burdens rang in a row, and all achieved very good results. He Xiangdong also had a bottom in his heart, looked at the exit, and found that no one was going out. He suddenly made up his mind that as long as you are willing to listen to me, I can keep you listening.
He Xiangdong stood upright, looked at the audience and said: "It was a little joke with everyone just now, and I also made a little joke about our stationmaster Gao, and a lot of stationmaster Gao will definitely not care about me." Mr. Gao is very famous in Baoji, just like Mr. Hou in our troupe, there is no one who doesn't know Mr. Hou when we watch the show, if you don't know Mr. Hou, you haven't eaten pork. ”
"Haha......" The audience laughed again.
Don't laugh nonsense, He Xiangdong didn't dare to joke about Gao Jianxiang anymore, so he could only use his peers to damage, these cross talk actors who were most familiar to the audience came to the scene again, and only Hou Sanye came, He Xiangdong decisively chose him.
He Xiangdong touched his nose and continued: "The performance I just performed for you is called ventriloquism, imitating the cry of a child, the voice of the stationmaster, and the voice of a woman, all of which came out of my mouth, I don't know if this performance just now can enter your ears?"
"Good ......"
"Awesome. ”
There are many audience applauding, to tell the truth, He Xiangdong's performance just now is indeed very powerful, and many people have been impressed.
He Xiangdong showed a smile on his face: "It's good that you are satisfied, our performance is to satisfy you." I have to give you another performance, what is the purpose, not for anything else, but to let you relax and relax, and thank you for your contribution and dedication to the railway industry this year. ”
These few words are so beautiful, they hold these audiences high and coax them well, and the audience has a satisfied smile on their faces.
He Xiangdong struck while the iron was hot: "We finally came to see the performance, and we all came, so we watched it happily, and we can't come for nothing." Student He Xiangdong is not talented, and there are not many who will do it, but this heart to perform for you is true, and I will sincerely talk about it for you, students. ”
"If you are still satisfied with the ventriloquist performance in front of you, you can go back to your seat and listen to me for a few more minutes, I can guarantee that the next show will be more exciting than the previous ventriloquist, if you are not satisfied, you can turn around and leave, I will not stop you." If you think my performance is a waste of your time, you can rush to the stage and give me two mouths, and I will not cry out in pain. ”
"Come, please. He Xiangdong looked at everyone and stretched out his hand calmly, extremely confident and dazzling.
The actors who were watching backstage were all shocked by He Xiangdong's words, none of them could come to such a thing, and gave themselves two mouths, what if someone really came up?
Looking at the lively group of people, there are still people who are scolding He Xiangdong in a low voice for being shameless, these are all state workers, where can a little artist like He Xiangdong get up from the ground put down his body like this.
A miracle really happened, and I don't know who in the audience shouted: "Then let's stay and watch it for a while." ”
They were already spectators standing in the aisles, and they were really going back in batches, and they were really back in their seats.
There were some who left, but only a handful of them, and almost all of them stayed.
He Xiangdong succeeded, and he really did.
The actors backstage are stupid, and it is precisely because they are also actors that they know how difficult it is to call the audience back from the aisle, don't look at this is only a few short steps, this is separated by a moat.
I couldn't say anything when I watched the excitement.
Bao was dumbfounded and muttered to himself, "How did he do it." ”
Mr. Shi exhaled heavily, looked at the audience who kept walking back, and said in a deep tone: "This is an artist who was born in the ground, and he is really good." (To be continued.) )