"Master, are you in good health, do you want to take a break?" Yin Ye asked with concern. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Ma Sanye smiled and shook his head: "Haven't I been sitting and resting." ”

Yin Ye asked again, "Then do you want to go to the toilet or something?"

Ma Sanye said: "I don't need to, you don't have to worry about me, just watch the game with peace of mind, which two are next?"

Yin Ye looked at the program list in front of him: "Oh, next is the "New Selling Five Instruments", these two young men can change their stunned, I also watched the video of their last game, it's very good." ”

Ma Sanye said: "Oh, I've heard someone talk to me, but I haven't seen the video, this time it's time to open my eyes, see what this new five-weapon is saying in the mouths of these two people?"

Ma Sanye is not in good health now, he stays in the sanatorium all the year round, basically doesn't care about the outside affairs, and he doesn't know much about the situation of the contestants of the Peony Award this time.

Yin Ye said to him: "Well, the one who measured the work is Fukuan's apprentice, named Xue Guo." The one who is funny is called He Xiangdong, his master...... Hmmm......"

"Fang Wenqi. ”

Yin Ye said: "Eh, yes, that's it, Master, do you know Fang Wenqi?"

Ma Sanye bowed slightly: "I saw it a few times in the early years, but he was a stubborn person, He Xiangdong...... Hehe...... Little one......"

Yin Ye glanced at his master in a slightly surprised manner, and then looked at the stage suspiciously.

Yin Ye and Fang Wenqi are actually almost contemporaries, but the two have no friendship, and Fang Wenqi's withdrawal from the Quyi Troupe was still quite a big problem in the circle, but decades have passed, and insiders have become unaware.

Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi also knew that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were about to come out immediately, and their hearts were a little heavier, it was impossible for their new five weapons to surpass Ma Jinshan's pair, but as long as they performed well, they still had a chance to compete for another place.

"Come on. Chu Cheng held his hands tightly in the audience and cheered them up silently.

Yan Liang's eyes were heavy on the judges' seat, he was a selfish person, as long as he had the opportunity, he would definitely go first with his own children, and he didn't care if it would harm the interests of others. But he is also a fair-minded person, he is a villain, but he is not a pure villain, so he still admires He Xiangdong a lot.

The host came out to report the curtain: "Okay, now please enjoy the cross talk "Talking and Singing", the performers He Xiangdong and Xue Guo. ”

Everything was normal in the audience.

The judges of the jury were all stunned, didn't the program list say "New Selling Five Instruments"?

Ma Sanye also turned his head to look at Yin Ye.

Yin Ye hurriedly picked up the program list and watched it, yes, it is a new sale of five instruments.

Hou Sanye, Mr. Shi and Yan Liang were all stunned.

Even Chu Cheng, who was sitting in the audience, was dumbfounded.

Strictly speaking, "Talking and Singing" is not a serious cross talk name, this can refer to the name of all cross talk jokes.

For example, two temporary yo-yo jobs that talk about cross talk, hang a few sentences casually, and pick a few small paragraphs to say, but such small paragraphs usually have no name.

But when you record a TV show, the producer will ask you to give a name, and they will do it later so that it can be broadcast.

At this time, the name of "Talking and Singing" can be used.

But usually the costly jokes have names, and even the newly written jokes are usually given a name, but how can a joke come out of here.

Knowledgeable people are confused.

While speaking, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo also came out, and the audience was quiet, these two people were not famous, and there was no reaction at all when they came out.

Wang Zichen of the film crew in the audience was stunned, he knew these two people, the first time he led the team to shoot outside was to shoot the Western Front condolence performance of the art troupe, and he also cut a little bit of the cross talk of the two people and put it in the show.

"Eh, what's the name of these two people?" Wang Zichen thought as he frowned.

The two walked to the front of the stage and bowed deeply to the audience, and the audience burst into sparse applause.

He Xiangdong didn't speak in a hurry, straightened up and glanced at the audience, and when he got to the judges' seat, he saw several familiar faces at a glance, even Ma Sanye was there, but he was not flustered in his heart, he was an actor on stage, so he had to serve the audience well, and the others were thrown aside first.

He Xiangdong said: "Next, the two of us will tell you a cross talk." ”

Xue Guo said, "Eh, that's right. ”

He Xiangdong took a little bit: "The cross talk actors in the first few performances are very good, people play and sing, listen to seven paragraphs for a penny, and take care of food." ”

Hearing this familiar burden, many audiences at the scene resonated, and the spirit was also focused on He Xiangdong.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said: "Of course, people can't do it at this level, listen to seven paragraphs for a penny, and take care of the food, tsk." ”

Xue Guo asked, "You say that others can't do it, how is your own level?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I'm different from them. ”

Xue Guo immediately picked it up: "Then who are you?"

He Xiangdong said: "I'm still taking a bath here." ”

"Hi. ”

A welcome burden was thrown out, causing a little laughter.

He Xiangdong continued: "When you go on stage, you have to introduce yourself first, so that the audience knows who our actors are." ”

"Yes. ”

He Xiangdong patted his chest and said: "My name is He Xiangdong, and I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. The person standing next to me is called Xue Guo, Teacher Xue. ”

Xue Guo said politely: "Your teacher." ”

He Xiangdong said: "We are all young cross talk actors from the Railway Art Troupe. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, we were recommended by the group. ”

He Xiangdong said: "When it comes to the Railway Art Troupe, you may not be familiar with it, but you will know if I mention two people, you all know our famous cross talk actors Teacher Hou and Teacher Shi, they are the actors of our troupe." ”

"Oh. The audience responded.

Xue Guo also said: "This is a big name." ”

Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi still looked at the two people on the stage very puzzled, why did these two change their words?

What the hell?

They still can't believe that He Xiangdong has changed the program, because the program list in their hands is still written on the new five-device sale, and this program list is still printed this afternoon.

He Xiangdong shook his head, with a bitter face, and said with great emotion: "We are just two young people, there are so many masters in the group, and we have reached the finals alone, alas...... We came here, but many people in the group were not satisfied. ”

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, don't talk nonsense." ”

He Xiangdong stiffened his neck, his face was sad, tears were about to fall, and he said loudly with a crying voice: "Yes, we ...... The art troupe is a ...... Harmonious family. ”

When this sentence came out, the audience laughed. This look, this voice, and this word are amazing.

The furoshiki is thin and very loud.

Xue Guo was shocked.

He Xiangdong sniffed hard, and said with a trembling cry: "Our art troupe...... There was never an intrigue...... Horn. ”

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed again, and applause burst onto the occasion.

He Xiangdong continued to cry and shout tremblingly: "Our teacher Hou never beats people. ”

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

"We Mr. Shi never accept gifts. ”

"Our regimental commander never swears. ”

"We never deduct wages from our finances. ”

……

"Hahaha. ”

As soon as a few burdens came out, the audience was thunderous, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdong raised his head, held back his tears, and told himself that he must not cry.

Seeing this, the audience leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, which was so funny, this kind of anyway technique with the expression of crying was fantastic.

Within a few minutes of these two people coming on stage, they conquered the audience, and everyone couldn't stop laughing.

The big names of the jury frequently looked sideways, and even Ma Sanye's face was full of smiles.