Fang Wenqi saw He Xiangdong's mouth and understood what he meant. Fang Wenqi has been talking about cross talk for decades, and it is not a problem to hold He Xiangdong to work.

At that moment, he said: "I have to explain to the waiter, I am from the country, I am a rude person, don't worry about me." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "Rude people, you can't compare." ”

"Why can't I compare this?" Fang Wenqi also wondered.

He Xiangdong said: "This is an ancient person. ”

"Oh?"

He Xiangdong said: "Let me tell me, listen, I am thinking that at the beginning, there was a rude man in the Tang Dynasty. This person's surname is Wei Chi, the single word name Gong, the number Jingde (dei second tone), Liu Wuzhou after Baoding Mountain. Grab three levels in the day, and grab eight villages at night. Since the king of Qin, he explored Baibi Pass at night, drove the king of Qin under the moon of Jingde, beat three whips, returned two maces, and jumped the red mud stream. ”

He Xiangdong has practiced these things countless times, and he has already been perfected, and he is even more confident after he has been alive, and his gestures are full of style: "Since the Tang Dynasty, Wang Shichong has fought in the south, and he has swept the north to subdue Pi Keneng." Cross the sea to the east, visit the white robe under the moon. The Tang king was victorious, and the class returned to the dynasty. That Wei Chi Gong, because of saving the white robe, punched the emperor's uncle Li Daozong outside the noon gate and knocked out the front teeth and two teeth. The king of Tang was furious and relegated to the grange. Later, when the white robe visited Jingde, the captain Chi Gong sat alone on the bow of the boat to fish, and suddenly heard the people behind him shouting and the horses barking again. I am the expedition to the east Xue Pingliao, specially come to visit the old friend, you and I Jindian to hand over the decree, to ensure that you are the official forever in the court. Jingde said, don't mistake the general, I am a village man in the mountains, farming and hoeing, a ...... Rude people too. You can compare that. ”

A large section of the mouth came down, without bumps or bumps, and the audience applauded again and again.

Fang Wenqi said: "I can't compare this, this is the door god, how dare I compare." Actually, I did this kind of thing, just for a moment of recklessness, you just treat me as a reckless person. ”

He Xiangdong shook his head again and said, "Reckless people, you can't compare to this?"

"Why can't I compare this?" asked Fang Wenqi.

He Xiangdong said: "This is another ancient. ”

"Oh?"

The most difficult part of the entire eight screens is coming, I saw He Xiangdong grab the sleeve on the back of his hand and turn it up and half, when the cross talk performance, the sleeves can't be moved, and they will only be used occasionally when showing the characters, just like He Xiangdong is about to work hard, and he turned the sleeves over and half, which is called the dragon raising his head, and he will put it down when the strength is sold.

"Let me tell me, listen, I was thinking that at the beginning, in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a reckless person. Since the Taoyuan Sanjieyi, the uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei Xuande, and his family lives in Dashu Lousang. The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu Ziyunchang, and he lives in Xie Liang County, Puzhou, Shanxi. The third brother's surname is Zhang Feizi Yide, and he lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The follow-up fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Mingyun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, Zhending Prefecture, won a hundred battles, and was later called the victorious general. ”

He Xiangdong turned around, his legs were straddled like a horse, and his hands were supported by a spear: "It's just because there was a fierce battle in front of the Changsaka slope." That Zhao Yun, single-handedly, broke into Cao's camp. Cut down two beetles and take three lances. The horse fell into the pit, and it was worth dying. Cao Mengde, on the top of the mountain, saw a young general wearing a white helmet, white armor and white flag, riding a white dragon horse, and making a bright silver spear, he was really a brave general. I thought, if I accept this general, why worry about the big thing, there is love in my heart. In secret, Xu Shu protected Zhao Yun, and Xu Shu entered Cao Ying without saying a word. Today, when I saw General Zhao's horse fall into the pit, he was worthy of his life, and he respected the prime minister, could it be that he loved the general?"

He Xiangdong turned around again, stared at his eyebrows, pursed his lips and stretched his face, and said Cao Cao's appearance: "Cao Cao said: 'Exactly. Xu Shu said: "Why don't you take him in?" Cao Cao hurriedly sent an order: "Order out of the mountain to shake, the three armies listen clearly, I want to live Zhao Yun, don't die Zilong." If a soldier and a general injured the life of General Zhao, 830,000 horses and 51 generals would fight with him. When the generals heard this, they did not dare to advance, but they fell back. In the first battle, Zhao Yun carried a real dragon, and in the second battle, the winning general was really brave, killing seven in and seven out, and then broke out of the encirclement. Cao Cao said: "This brave general, how can he let go, and chase after him closely!" Chasing after Dangyang, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted: "Fourth brother don't need to panic, a certain family is here, it doesn't matter!"

The results of the hard work of practicing the basic skills day and night in the past few years have finally been shown, He Xiangdong is moving around on the field, advancing and retreating with evidence, full of demeanor, as if he has a bit of a master's bearing: "Let Zhao Yun's people and horses, Cao Cao arrived, and I didn't see Zhao Yun, but I saw a black-faced man, standing on the bridge." Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xiahou Xin: "Who is this black-faced man?" Xiahou Xin said: "This is Zhang Fei, a ...... Reckless people. When Cao Cao heard this, he was taken aback. I think that when Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang in Baimapo, he once said to a certain family that he had a third brother, surnamed Zhang Mingfei and Yide, and in the million army, he could take the head of the general like a bag and a picture. When I saw it today, it was really heroic, how about removing the umbrella cover of a certain Qingluo family and watching the reckless martial arts?"

"Qingluo's umbrella cover is removed. The next thing is to get to the fastest place in this penetration, and it is getting faster and faster, only to see He Xiangdong's lips and his tongue bright lotus: "I saw Zhang Feibao's head ringed with eyes, his face was like iron, and it was translucent in black, and it was translucent in light." Under the chin, Zarizasha has a black steel hair, like a steel needle, just like an iron wire. Wearing an iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, Zhu Ying is sprinkled, the eight treasures are embedded with the umbrella cover, and the corolla is long. Wearing a chain of large-leaf chain armor, lined with soap robes. Pedal the tiger's head combat boots, step off the horse, thousands of miles of smoke and cloud beasts, and make eight snake spears in his hands. Standing on the bridge, gritting his teeth, beating his chest with resentment. scolded: 'Cao Cao listens to the truth, bah! Now there is your family Zhang Sanye here, attacking or fighting, or advancing or retreating, fighting or fighting.

No attack, no war, no advance, no retreat, no fight, no fight, Er is a puppet. With a shout, Cao Bing was frightened back. Shout twice, and go down the river. Shouted three times to scare Dangyang Bridge off. ”

He Xiangdong was a little panting, and there were beads of sweat on his head, saying that a large section of the mouth was too tired, and he was also very hard-working, followed by a beautiful ending: "Later generations have poems to praise Zhao Yun, save Zhao Yun in front of Changsaka Bridge, scare away Cao Cao's million army, surnamed Zhang Mingfei Yide, and stay reckless in the past." ”

"Good ......"

"Well, that's a good ......"

"One more. ”

The audience applauded thunderously, and the boss who gave the money clapped it particularly fiercely, applauding repeatedly, saying loudly that the money was not spent in vain, but it was amazing. The ornamental nature of the work is still very strong, and it is still very pleasing to listen to the cross talk actors working directly on stage for a long time, and of course, it is also a great test of the basic skills of cross talk actors.

After that, thank the audience, He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi bowed again and again, thanking the audience for their support, He Xiangdong was not idle, and picked up the basket to beat the money one by one, and said in his mouth: "You bother, you are tired, you are happy." ”

Everyone gave this scene very happily, maybe it was not easy to see He Xiangdong, a kid who was performing, this one had a small six yuan, plus ten yuan given by the boss, it was a full sixteen yuan, it was rare to have such a good business.

Huang Hua walked over quietly, his eyes were about to pop out, that little look was really ...... Too...... It's too complicated.