"Smash it again on the spot. Almost in the middle of a flash, He Xiangdong made a crazy decision.

He Xiangdong said: "Do you think I really don't know what this next link is, my next link is called 'rain hitting the beach and a little pit'." ”

"That's right, good connection. Fang Wenqi's eyes were slightly condensed, why did his apprentice suddenly say the correct next link, what was he going to do.

Huang Hua also Huo Ran looked at it, his eyes were wide open, what is this kid going to do?

He Xiangdong smiled slightly: "If you want to talk about this knowledge, you have to be high, and there are you in the writers' association." ”

"Yes, there is. Although Fang Wenqi didn't know what He Xiangdong wanted to do, he still held it.

He Xiangdong said again: "Last month, you received a letter from the Writers' Association, asking you to go to a meeting, so do you have this?" ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, our writers' association often meets. ”

He Xiangdong picked up the handkerchief on the table, opened it, regarded it as a letter, and read: "Please Mr. Fang Wenqi come to our company for a meeting next Sunday, please be sure to wear a tie." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "You have to wear a tie on this formal occasion." ”

"yes, and then you went in a tie, and you wore it beautifully. When I got there, I looked, oops, they were still wearing shirts and pants, oops. As he spoke, He Xiangdong covered his face with his hands and lay on the table with a look of remorse.

Fang Wenqi was taken aback: "Hey, I'm going naked." ”

The audience laughed too.

He Xiangdong's heart suddenly relaxed, the burden sounded, and he continued: "This can't be done, the people on the street are crazy, hey, this old bird ......"

Fang Wenqi hurriedly stopped him and scolded angrily: "Go, go, what nonsense, what a bird." ”

......The audience began to heckle, and the atmosphere warmed up.

"Hey, hey. He Xiangdong smiled and said: "I went to the meeting of the Writers' Association, the accommodation was arranged by the organizer, and I lived in a big hotel, one room for one person, and a single house." ”

"Oh, yes, we're treated. Fang Wenqi continued to hold it.

He Xiangdong looked at the audience and said, "Everyone, you may not know, although my master is a literary scholar, he is also from the countryside, and he has never stayed in a hotel. ”

Fang Wenqi said: "This is the first time to live. ”

He Xiangdong said: "The waiter took my master into the room, closed the door and went out. As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, and after a while, my master's stomach hurts and he wants to go to the thatched house. ”

"My stomach hurts, but that's fine. ”

He Xiangdong looked at the boss and said: "Like that boss, who is well-informed, he must know if he has lived in a big hotel, and there is a thatched house in his hotel room." ”

The boss smiled and nodded.

He Xiangdong continued: "But my master doesn't know, he still plans to go out to find a thatched house, but he won't open the door of this hotel, it's closed, so what should I do, oops, my stomach hurts again." ”

Fang Wenqi was also puzzled and asked, "Yes, what's the matter?" ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said, "My master has come up with a good solution." ”

"What a good way. ”

"Pull your pants in. He Xiangdong looked obscene.

The audience burst into laughter.

Fang Wenqi hurriedly stopped him: "I haven't heard of it, it's still a good idea to pull your pants?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "You can tie your trouser legs, so that they won't fall out." ”

"Huh......" Fang Wenqi was startled.

The audience couldn't stop laughing and applauding.

He Xiangdong saw that the reaction at the scene was so enthusiastic, so he let go even more and said, "My master also hesitated, and saw a newspaper in the corner." ”

"There's a way. Fang Wenqi said firmly.

He Xiangdong said: "You can use it to wipe your butt later." ”

"Go, go, I'm trying to be blind, come up with this great idea. Fang Wenqi scolded.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and the shiny boss leaned back and forth with laughter.

He Xiangdong also smiled and said, "No kidding, in the end, my master came up with a good trick, pull the newspaper inside, wow, pull five or six catties, there are all kinds of shapes, sugar gourds, big buns, and pancake fruits, big fruits that are more than a foot long......"

Fang Wenqi saw that He Xiangdong was talking more and more unpleasantly, so he hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, okay, you can rest, disgusting or not, how will you let others eat." ”

The hawkers selling food next to him also had a black face, which was unlucky.

He Xiangdong touched his stomach and said with a relaxed face: "Ah, it's so comfortable, it's so comfortable." Just as my master was comfortable, there was a knock on the door and the waiter came. ”

"It's time to provide a service. ”

He Xiang hurriedly turned around: "What to do, what to do, this pile of things is still here, if someone sees it, where will my old face go." ”

"yes, you can't see it. ”

"What to do, what to do, eh, I have an idea. He Xiangdong looked at the ground seriously, as if there was really a lump there, and then suddenly burst out: "Scared." ”

Fang Wenqi was taken aback by He Xiangdong, and hurriedly said, "Why are you scaring it, it can still be scared away by you?"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and the applause was thunderous.

He Xiangdong was anxious again: "What to do, what to do, oops, can't see me, can't see me......" He Xiangdong covered his eyes.

Fang Wenqi said: "What's the use of covering your eyes?"

He Xiangdong let go again and said, "What should I do, the knock on the door is getting more and more urgent, and this seeing that people have to come in soon." ”

"yes, what to do. ”

He Xiangdong squatted on the ground, picked up something with both hands, and showed an extremely complicated expression on his face, grief, disgust, helplessness, and seeing death as home......

The audience also had stubble, all shouting: "Eat, eat, eat it......"

He Xiangdong was stunned, looked at the audience with a look of surprise, and then turned his head to Fang Wenqi and said, "Master, look at them, it's so disgusting......"

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Fang Wenqi also smiled and said, "Then you have to hurry up and think of a trick." ”

He Xiangdong looked at the pile in his hand again, closed his eyes, and didn't know what he was talking about, so he suddenly threw his hand to the side and shouted, "Go you." ”

"It's on the wall. Fang Wenqi exclaimed.

He Xiangdong smiled and nodded, and said, "Then throw the newspaper into the trash......

Fang Wenqi interrupted him and said, "Can you wait a minute, there is a trash can?"

He Xiangdong was stunned, his face was in a trance, and finally he said: "Ang." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Then why am I still pasting on the wall, I am also lacking in heart." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Wasn't I in a hurry at that time. It is said that the waiter who knocked on the door for a long time opened the door with the key and came in, and when he came in, he said, 'Ouch, ouch, sir, I thought you were gone, so I opened the door, we are here...... Huh?"

He Xiangdong stared to the side, his eyes widening wider and wider.

Fang Wenqi said: "If you don't come to this set, what are you looking at." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I saw it, the waiters saw it." If you want to say that my master is also smart, he immediately took out ten yuan from his pocket and gave it to the waiter, so that the family should not talk about it. ”

"Yes, you have to give people hush money. ”

He Xiangdong said: "But the waiter doesn't want it, and they also took out 20 yuan to give it to my master, saying, 'I'll give you 20 yuan, you show me how you pulled it up again, this is a miracle in the world.'" ’”

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong, and said with a disgusted face: "Go and go, what a miracle, don't talk nonsense." ”

He Xiangdong also looked at Fang Wenqi, and secretly snorted, meaning that he could get into work, because these mat words were all smashed by He Xiangdong, which was different from what he had learned before, so the two of them didn't discuss how to get into the work.