He Xiangdong said: "It was also at this time that a three-wheeler came to the door, which was the kind of tricycle that sold snacks, and the things on it were quite complete, including tea eggs, zongzi, and soy milk lo-mei." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThere is also a pot on it, and I also cook some noodles and ravioli. ”

"As soon as I saw that the three wheels were coming, I hurriedly urged my daughter-in-law to take a dollar to buy food. 'Come, daughter-in-law, go buy a bowl of wontons, and take my footbath, that thing is too much.' ”

"Ahh ”

He Xiangdong said: "My daughter-in-law picked up the footbath and rushed out, threw the footbath next to the tricycle, and shouted, 'Give me a bowl of wontons, just use this.'" 'The boss is stupid. ”

Xue Guo complained: "Can you not be stupid? Who has ever seen a footbath for wontons?"

He Xiangdong said: "The boss is stupid, my daughter-in-law doesn't have it, brush and brush three times, my daughter-in-law grabbed three zongzi with one hand, and then stuffed it directly into her mouth." ”

Xue Guo exclaimed: "I didn't peel it." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "How can there be that kind of kung fu, three zongzi are in the stomach, my daughter-in-law is down-to-earth, and she has a bottom in her stomach." The boss broke down and asked my daughter-in-law with a bitter face, 'Sister, how much soup do I have to put in such a big pot?' my daughter-in-law said to him, 'Don't worry, don't want soup, just give wontons.' ’”

Xue Guo said: "Hey, what you said is really human. ”

The audience is laughing too.

He Xiangdong continued: "The boss's tears are about to fall, 'It's okay to use this pot, but you have to give some money.'" "My daughter-in-law waved her hand, 'What's the matter, come to you, fill me with 200 rice dumplings, 300 eggs, and give me 200 bowls of noodles, and then, hey, forget it, leave the car behind, you can go." ”

Xue Guo exclaimed: "Ah, you want people and cars for a dollar?"

He Xiangdong said: "This time the tricycle boss's tears are really down, he is trembling with a dollar, my daughter-in-law is too lazy to bother him, you look at his appearance that he has never seen the world, and he is excited like this for a dollar." ”

Xue Guo said: "Is this exciting?"

He Xiangdong pretended to be the boss and said with tears in his eyes: "The boss cried and said to my daughter-in-law, 'Sister, even if the dollar you gave is true, I will admit it, no, even if it is an iron block, you are a piece of paper, or draw it with a pencil.' ”

"Huh?"

The audience went crazy with laughter.

He Xiangdong said: "You all see, how careful this boss is, I don't know how he does business even if he is so careful." ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "This is still someone who is cautious?"

He Xiangdong said: "My daughter-in-law let out a cold snort from her nostrils, she didn't look down on this kind of person in her heart, and clicked twice." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong said: "My daughter-in-law grabbed two more tea eggs and stuffed them into her mouth. ”

Xue Guo said: "Good guy, don't forget to eat." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The boss was in a hurry, why did he still eat it, so he pushed my daughter-in-law to it and stepped on her face with her foot." ”

Xue Guo's face also wrinkled: "So ruthless." ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, stared at him, and his tone suddenly quickened: "I have seen it at home, my daughter-in-law has been beaten, where can I watch? ”

In this paragraph, he used Zhang's storytelling skills, Zhang Kuoru is a famous storyteller who is respected as a golden-mouthed and silver-tongued storyteller, and he is the best at talking about robes and public cases, especially good at creating a big scene of war.

He Xiangdong is his personal disciple, and he used this kung fu just now, and the audience's appetite was suddenly aroused, and they all watched with bated breath.

He Xiangdong said: "I rushed all the way over, and I ...... after three puff sounds."

The audience's eyes widened.

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "I also picked up three zongzi. ”

Xue Guo slapped his thigh: "Hi." ”

The audience also burst into laughter, this group of people was still waiting to watch the fight, but it turned out that another one grabbed the zongzi, and this reversal was too fast.

He Xiangdong said: "The boss saw that I wanted to eat zongzi, and he also ran over to beat me, you said that this person has to be careful, don't you just eat a few zongzi from him, I didn't give money, and I don't want to be reasonable?"

Xue Guo shook his head and sighed, stretched out his hand to stop He Xiangdong, and began to preach, if it is placed in a small theater, you can get off the stage by getting a bottom here, and if you talk about anything else, it will be a little more than a snake, but on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, no matter how fun it is said in the front, it is all a foreshadowing for the preaching in the back, no way, the rules of the Spring Festival Gala are like this.

"You, don't blame the boss, it's wrong for the boss to beat people, but you can't give people money and eat so many things. ”

He Xiangdong stiffened his neck and said, "Why didn't you give it?"

Xue Guo said: "You just gave a dollar, or take the fake money for pencil drawing." ”

He Xiangdong also said very confidently: "What can I do, my family is poor, otherwise I won't starve to death?"

Xue Guo was also angry, and shouted and scolded: "What is it bad for you to do something with hands and feet? Your daughter-in-law is also very good, the family is very healthy and there is nothing wrong, what do you go out to do and make money? Although our country is not very rich now, but as long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely be able to solve the problem of food and clothing, I think you are lazy to eat, thinking about daydreaming all day long, but if you are willing to do something, your family will not be difficult to become like that." ”

In the last two sentences, Xue Guo shouted loudly, and the audience was also very face-saving, and immediately began to applaud.

He Xiangdong lowered his head, he had to have an educated appearance to be educated, and after listening, he raised his head and asked, "Can I really eat enough if I work hard?"

Xue Guo said seriously: "It must be possible." ”

He Xiangdong said: "But not now, I can't go to work yet." ”

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong replied: "The tricycle owner is still chasing me for money." ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Forget about this stubble." ”

End of the end.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo bowed in the warm applause of the audience.

Mr. Ma, who was sitting in the office next to him, also nodded, although it was a new cross talk, but this section is still good, the technology is very high, and the burden is also very good, these two people are not bad.

He knew from Hou Sanye that He Xiangdong had prepared the previous book, in other words, this book was made by this young man in the past few days, and such a boutique joke can be produced in a few days, this young man is amazing, not to mention that he is still so young.

Teacher Ma was very satisfied with He Xiangdong and Xue Guo.

Huo Mingde's face in the audience sank, and he was still cursing softly in his mouth: "It's obviously a joke that has been prepared for a long time, but it has to be said that it was just written, is it interesting to deceive people? What kind of virtue do young people have now? Such a mature joke is obviously carefully polished by a screenwriter team for a long time, and it is really shameless to say that it was written by himself." ”

He doesn't have the good eyesight of Mr. Ma, but he can't tell at a glance that this section is a mold for buying noodle tea.

The two cross talk actors from Hunan who were sitting on the side also had heavy faces, the two glanced at each other, nodded with a calm face, He Xiangdong put a lot of pressure on them. (To be continued.) )