He Xiangdong on the stage will soon get into the right job, the program time of the Spring Festival Gala is limited, and the time for a cross talk program will not exceed ten minutes, and the program for newcomers like He Xiangdong will basically not exceed five minutes, so he needs to express what needs to be expressed as much as possible in a limited time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He Xiangdong continued: "I just eat and drink money every day, and within a year, the family's money will run out again, and our family will have no food." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's not it, if you don't go out to make money, where can you sit and eat in the mountains?"

He Xiangdong said with a bitter face: "The family is poor and can't help it, and the unlucky children in my family are still messing with me, do you say that there are such ignorant children? ”

Xue Guo nodded: "This is a child's trouble." ”

He Xiangdong made a straight face and shouted: "Go farther, what kind of trouble, I didn't give you food last year?"

Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah, what's the use of what you ate last year?"

Hearing this, Mr. Ma in the office next to him nodded, and he saw that this cross talk was the mold of buying noodle tea, but it had changed a lot of things.

In fact, when He Xiangdong was lying in bed that night, he wondered if he could drop a cross talk book from the sky. Then a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and what flashed was the concept of being lazy and daydreaming all day.

Then he also thought of the traditional cross talk of buying noodle tea, but what the Spring Festival Gala asked for was a new and original cross talk, and he definitely couldn't take this.

But if you make a brand new show in just a few days, no one can guarantee that this joke will be very mature and will be accepted by the audience.

Therefore, the beam he applied to buy noodle tea is just filled with different things, and the burden before and after has also been changed, so this kind of work can not only ensure maturity, but also ensure novelty.

He Xiangdong said: "I'll send the child out of the door, let the child go out to find out if there is anything to eat." After a while, the child came back and told me that Grandma had come. I asked, fat grandma or skinny grandma?"

Xue Guo was puzzled: "How come there are two grandmothers here?"

He Xiangdong replied: "This fat grandmother is a child and a little grandmother, it is my third aunt, the family is rich, this thin grandmother is the child's own grandmother, and she is too poor." ”

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, your ancestral poverty." ”

He Xiangdong played the two and said: "The child said, 'It's a thin grandmother'." 'Close the door, close the door, close the door, it's going to be a meal, hurry.' We had just closed the door here, and before I could breathe a sigh of relief, my own mother floated in through the crack in the door. ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "How did you get in through the crack in the door?"

He Xiangdong gestured on his body: "Thin, it's all as thin as a shadow puppet." ”

"Good fellow, there's no one looking like this anymore. ”

He Xiangdong played the two again: "'Mom, why did you come to our house?'" "What are you doing?" ''Oh, you haven't eaten yet, come on, get on the kang and lie down.'' ’”

The audience burst into laughter all of a sudden, what's the use of lying on the kang without eating?

Xue Guo saw the audience laughing, and he began to praise it, and one of the functions of the praise is to relay the audience's thoughts and thoughts: "What's the use of lying on the kang without eating?"

He Xiangdong replied: "You don't know, we have a treasure kang at home, one is high and the other is low, if you are full, you will lie head up, if you are hungry, you will be head down, and you will be full in a while." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Just do it like this?"

He Xiangdong made a bitter face: "Then what's the solution, my daughter-in-law is also lying on the bed." This is the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lying side by side, and before they can wait a while, they shouted cold panic. You say that this person is poor and there are many things, what can be done when it is cold, there is no quilt at home, yes, go to the door and dig two baskets of soil. ”

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "What are you doing digging here?"

He Xiangdong stretched his body, pretended to carry a basket of soil in with both hands, and then poured down: "Come, lie down and don't move, you will come out as soon as you move." ”

The audience was stupid, and Xue Guo was also stupid, exclaiming, "You are buried alive." ”

He Xiangdong ignored him, still concentrating on patting the soil with his two hands.

Xue Guo hurriedly pulled him: "Okay, okay, don't shoot." ”

He Xiangdong also explained to him: "This kind of shooting is strong, and it is not easy to freeze at night." ”

The audience couldn't hold back at this time, and they couldn't stop laughing one by one.

Xue Guo was almost speechless: "Are you all like words, where are you buried alive?"

He Xiangdong said confidently: "What can I do? There is no quilt at home, so I can't be frozen to death." ”

Xue Guo looked at him, and said to the audience: "Look at it, this person is really popular." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't this the family poor and helpless? You said that my mother and daughter-in-law have been buried for them, what should I do?"

Xue Guo said: "Don't you still have a child?"

He Xiangdong slapped his palms: "Speaking of my child, I'm angry, and I don't know where to run, you said that our family is so poor, and we go out to play all day, and I don't know how to stay at home, and I can't shout hungry when I'm tired of going out." ”

"Hey, you're reasonable. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I was just angry, my child ran back, I raised my slap and was about to beat this disobedient bastard, but unfortunately I didn't do it for a long time." ”

Xue Guo said: "Still reluctant." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and said: "No, it takes a lot of effort to beat people, I'm still hungry here, I can't waste my strength in vain." ”

Xue Guo rolled his eyes and said, "It really makes sense. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I'm sulking here, but my child gave me a surprise. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong made a surprised expression: "The child went out to play and picked up a dollar on the side of the road, good guy, a whole dollar, my tears are about to fall, what a huge amount this is." ”

Xue Guo said: "It's just such a dollar, and it's huge?"

He Xiangdong was dissatisfied: "Why isn't it huge, my daughter-in-law got up from the bed excitedly, and she lifted the quilt." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's called breaking through the ground."

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdong said: "My daughter-in-law saw the money in my hand, tears were about to fall, finally saw the money again, finally had food again, finally able to sleep on a full stomach, thank God and thank the earth, thank fate for letting us meet, since you have a miracle in your life, how much pain and how much laughter are intertwined into a brilliant memory......"

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, why did you change Zhu Gege here?"

Some of the audience laughed so much that tears were about to fall, this burden is really good, especially in the context of the current Gege wave, as soon as He Xiangdong memorized the words, the audience sang along in their hearts. (To be continued.) )