Zhang Wenhai was stunned, and scolded He Xiangdong: "Is there such a thing as you? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

He Xiangdong said: "Don't you think about it. ”

"Hey, you ......" Zhang Wenhai was so angry that he couldn't say a whole thing.

He Xiangdong also innocently spread his hands to the audience and said, "Otherwise, you can tell me if this is the reason, right?"

"Yes. "The audience was also bad, all shouting.

He Xiangdong said to Zhang Wenhai with a smug face: "Look at it, the eyes of the masses are bright. ”

Zhang Wenhai couldn't cry or laugh, the audience began to applaud enthusiastically again when they saw this, so far it can be said that today's special performance is very successful, the atmosphere is very good, and the audience's satisfaction must be quite high.

In the end, Zhang Wenhai could only admit it: "Okay, okay, you can say anything." ”

He Xiangdong didn't get cheap and behaved, just smiled, and then said: "That's right, just now I finished singing Zhang Sheng's five watches, these are all folk tunes, everyone is worth having fun." ”

Zhang Wenhai also nodded and said, "Why don't you just listen to it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Actually, this West Chamber is mainly about the love story of Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying. ”

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "This time it can be regarded as right." ”

He Xiangdong also smiled, then looked at the door, turned around and said to the audience: "Speaking of love, my road to love is really bumpy." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "How bumpy is it?"

He Xiangdong said to him: "Don't look at me now, I was so good-looking when I was a child." ”

Zhang Wenhai said badly: "I really haven't seen it." ”

He Xiangdong didn't care, and continued to say: "How good-looking I am, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it." When I was born, the nurse helped me deliver the baby, and when she saw me, she tied up her hair. ”

Zhang Wenhai was puzzled: "What does this mean?"

He Xiangdong explained: "This is called Shu Mingzhi, and he will not marry in this life. ”

Zhang Wenhai was taken aback: "Huh...... Just because of that glance at you. ”

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "It's so good-looking, but I didn't succeed in school later." ”

"What's going on?" Zhang Wenhai was puzzled.

He Xiangdong said: "The elder is so good-looking, as soon as I went to school, those female classmates and female teachers were going crazy, and my face was swollen by them after only two hours of school...... Alas......"

Zhang Wenhai's eyes widened, he was dumbfounded, and asked, "What about later?"

He Xiangdong said: "Later, I didn't have a rut, I could only stay at home, one day the house was too boring, I opened the window door to breathe, but was seen by the neighbor's little girl, and then I had to grow up and marry me, otherwise I would die in front of my house." ”

Zhang Wenhai was really startled this time, and said in a long voice: "......"

The audience was also dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong sighed and said helplessly: "Later, there was no way for the family to have children, so I had to move, but it was not easy to move, there were women everywhere." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "Then what should I do?" ”

He Xiangdong shook his head and said: "Later, my dad really didn't want to be forced to do anything, so he paid a tractor to drive three times horizontally on my face, and I became like this." ”

Zhang Wenhai was surprised: "Ah, your face was pressed by a tractor?"

He Xiangdong nodded, and the audience was amused, laughing and applauding.

He Xiangdong continued: "Originally, it was better to press once, but when I pressed too much, I was ugly, and then I couldn't even find an object, and my family was in a hurry." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "Then what should I do?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's all gone, and the family can only ask someone to introduce the object, don't say really look for one, hey, it looks quite classical." “

Zhang Wenhai smiled: "That's good, classical is good." ”

He Xiangdong collapsed and said: "What's good, it looks like Zhang Fei, and his chest hair is longer than my hair." ”

"Ahh ”

The girl had a very nice laugh. He Xiangdong used the physiognomy of Peking Opera, stroked the long hair on his chest, and laughed in a Beijing accent: "Wahahaha......"

"This old goblin. ”

The audience is also laughing.

He Xiangdong put away his body, shook his head and sighed: "There's no way, no one is present." Where is my happiness, where is my love?"

Zhang Wenhai was relieved: "I will find it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Don't say it, let me find it." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "Do you look like Zhang Fei too?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "It's not, you can still look like a person." ”

"Hey, you're really not picky. ”

He Xiangdong also smiled: "I also have a partner, I am looking for my love." ”

"That's a good thing. ”

"It's a pity, the good times didn't last long, and she kept quarreling with me after not long together? ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "What do you think you like?" ”

He Xiangdong grabbed his chest and said, "She thinks I'm not a good man." ”

Zhang Wenhai stared at He Xiangdong's hand and asked, "What are you doing with this hand?"

He Xiangdong explained: "She's brushing her chest hair. ”

Zhang Wenhai exclaimed: "Huh...... You can get up with a woman with chest hair like this. ”

He Xiangdong also had a bitter face and said, "Yes, I don't have a problem, I just put up with her and let her." But once I went to dinner, I couldn't bear it anymore. ”

"What's wrong with eating?"

He Xiangdong said: "We went to eat crabs that day, she wanted to eat hairy crabs, I said I wanted to eat small crabs, she refused to fight with me." I couldn't bear it anymore, so I slapped the table and stood up, didn't I say that I wasn't good enough, so I scolded her in front of everyone. ”

Zhang Wenhai also hurriedly asked, "What are you scolding?"

He Xiangdong said viciously: "What's wrong with Xiao?

Zhang Wenhai was stunned and almost didn't stand firm.

The audience booed in unison: "Woo ......"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said: "At that time, everyone in the store looked at me in surprise, alas, she broke up with me and left. ”

Zhang Wenhai also sighed, and said with relief from the bottom of his heart: "It's okay, it's going to be big." ”

"Poof......" The audience burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong nodded sadly and aggrievedly.

Zhang Wenhai also turned his head and explained to the audience: "I said that I can make money eating hairy crabs in the future." ”

The audience then heckled: "Woo ......"

He Xiangdong sighed: "Where is my love, where is my happiness?"

Zhang Wenhai also said: "Don't worry, look for it slowly, she will naturally fall in love when fate comes." ”

He Xiangdong said: "You are right, I didn't look for it again, and later, she found me by herself."

"Oh, it won't be Zhang Fei this time, right?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said: "No, this time she is a big beauty, very beautiful, she is the neighbor girl when I was a child." ”

Zhang Wenhai suddenly realized: "Oh, it's the one who cries and shouts to marry you, but now that you have become like this, is she still willing?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, I said the same thing, I said that my face was crushed by the tractor three times, and you still like me? She said, she doesn't like my appearance, she likes me as a person, no matter what I become, she likes me." ”

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "What a girl." ”

"Good ......" The audience also applauded loudly.

He Xiangdong sighed imperceptibly, at this moment he recalled many things, and his voice was emotional: "Since that day, she has been taking care of me and has paid a lot for me. Help me with laundry and cooking, help me with housework, help me with things in the garden, and be willing to do any hard work, where has she ever done this? ”

"When I didn't eat for a few days and starved to death, she was there for me. When my business was about to fail, she sold her jewelry to help me turnover. When I couldn't get up, she took care of me with me. I've been very unhappy all these years, I can't do anything, I don't have money, I don't have power, I don't have honor, I don't look like I'm almost over, she is very successful, much more successful than me, but she has always been by my side. Actually, I especially wanted to ask her a question. ”

Zhang Wenhai asked, "What?"

"All these years, have you been bothering me?"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong's eyes are already red, I am glad to have you in this life, I am the luckiest to meet you in this life, the happiest thing is that you are by my side, the saddest thing is to see you sad, the most lost is not to see you, the favorite is to wear the clothes you wash and are not clean, and the most favorite food is the food you cook that is not excellent......

Thank you, Jiani, thank you for always being there, how God has favored me and how far east.

Zhang Wenhai also took a deep breath, looked at He Xiangdong with satisfaction and nodded.

The sound of the theater was very loud, Tian Jiani, who was selling tickets at the door, heard the conversation inside very clearly, and at this moment her tears also fell, covering her mouth and crying, she actually wanted to laugh, but the tears did not obey at all. (To be continued.) )