He Xiangdong smiled and said to the audience: "I'll just say that the audience who understands cross talk in the entire city of Beijing is here, or you will listen." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The audience also laughed and coaxed: "Woo ......"

There is a traditional way of applauding in cross talk, which is called "噫." This originated in Tianjin, Tianjin people soaked in the beauty of bathing, will make a comfortable "puff", or eat well, drink well, or encounter something beautiful, will also send out a "pout", expressing satisfaction and comfort.

Later, when listening to cross talk, this kind of voice will also be made to express satisfaction and applause, which is a unique way of applause in cross talk, but with the passage of time, cross talk has gradually expanded to all parts of the country, and the word "噫" has also undergone major changes.

Now shouting "oh" is basically the meaning of coaxing, for example, the cross talk actor on stage said that I look better than Andy Lau and their dog, and the audience shouted "oh", this is not a cheer, but a coaxing, but as a professional cross talk artist, he will not be afraid of this kind of coaxing.

Of course, there are also people who shout "huh", anyway, they all mean the same thing, and there is no need to say that your shouting is wrong, not traditional or something, it is an expression of the audience's emotions, how to shout not shout.

Zhang Wenhai also said: "Okay, sing quickly, the audience is waiting to listen." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said to the audience again: "You all brought me badly." ”

"Haha. "The audience burst into laughter, and the interaction on and off the stage was very good.

He Xiangdong took the fan in his hand and said, "Let's make a Zhang Sheng make a fuss for everyone, that, Wu Xiao, show me the door, don't let people in, we won't let us sing here." ”

The audience was laughing and noisy, the atmosphere was very lively, and after He Xiangdong hung everyone's appetite again and again, everyone's excitement was raised.

Even Wu Xiao at the door was holding a cigarette butt and inadvertently turned his head to look at the stage.

Zhang Wenhai urged: "Okay, hurry up and sing." ”

He Xiangdong stopped being verbose this time, cleared his throat a little, and opened his mouth to sing: "In the first watch, you Zhang Xiucai jumped over the pink wall. Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, jump over, jump over, you jumped over in vain. ”

Zhang Wenhai also said: "Yo, this is jumping." ”

The audience was listening with bated breath, and their hearts were very excited and excited, even Xue Guo was no exception, showing a lewd smile.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "In the second watch, you Zhang Xiucai, hold Yingying in your arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, in your arms, in your arms, you are in your arms in vain." ”

"That's it. ”

The audience is also applauding and laughing, looking forward to the following story.

He Xiangdong sang: "In the third watch, you Zhang Xiucai, take off your gown, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing." ”

Zhang Wenhai was surprised: "Are you undressed?"

He Xiangdong ignored him, and continued to sing: "In the fourth watch, you Zhang Xiucai, take off your pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing." ”

Zhang Wenhai said in disgust: "What kind of chaste girl is this, this is." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience all laughed.

He Xiangdong was also laughing, and said: "This is Zhang Sheng's fifth watch, ha, I'm embarrassed to sing." ”

Zhang Wenhai interrupted him and said, "Hey, you wait, isn't it the fifth watch, why is this only the fourth watch?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "Hey, then let's talk about the story of the Great West Chamber, it is a love story......

Zhang Wenhai interrupted him again: "You can't slide over like this." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, don't care about those details. ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "This is not a detail, these five watches have not been sung, I promised the audience but I didn't agree." ”

The audience was also very united at this time, and everyone shouted in unison: "Sing, keep singing." ”

Zhang Wenhai spread his hands and said to He Xiangdong: "Look at it, this is all the voice of the audience, everyone has given money, these are all food and clothing, you can watch it or not." ”

In the audience, Xue Guo took the lead in coaxing: "Refund the ticket." ”

Immediately, everyone shouted loudly to refund the ticket, which was called a majestic one.

There is sound equipment in this theater, and there is a microphone in front of He Xiangdong, he rolled up his sleeves and glared at him: "You are forcing me, I still have to sing today." ”

"Good. The audience applauded enthusiastically.

He Xiangdong shouted to Wu Xiao at the door: "Come on, close the door tightly for me." Then he said to the audience: "There are no minors here, right? ”

Zhang Wenhai waved his hand and said, "Okay, no, sing quickly." ”

He Xiangdong licked his lips, smiled, opened his mouth to sing, but stopped again, and said to the audience: "You have all brought me badly." ”

The audience was laughing.

Zhang Wenhai was in a hurry, and urged: "Do you sing or not?"

"Sing, sing, sing......" He Xiangdong smiled, and the audience all looked at He Xiangdong, expecting him to sing something.

He Xiangdong also lived up to expectations, this time he no longer hung his appetite, he really sang: "In the fifth watch, you Zhang Xiucai, take out the condom, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is the chaste daughter so girly, take it out, take it out, you take it out for nothing." ”

"Woo ......"

"Appeal ......"

The audience was excited, shouting anything anyway.

He Xiangdong raised his head and laughed, Zhang Wenhai also laughed, he didn't praise it right away, he was waiting for the audience's excitement to drop down a little before he went to praise it, a good actor must know when and where to hold it.

After a while, the audience's energy went down, and Zhang Wenhai smiled and said to He Xiangdong: "It would be perfect if there was another sixth watch." ”

He Xiangdong laughed and said to Zhang Wenhai: "It's still you who are bad." ”

The enthusiasm of the audience that had just dropped was raised again, all kinds of boos continued to be heard, and the two people on the stage also laughed.

Then, Zhang Wenhai finished laughing, and then said to He Xiangdong: "You, this is all nonsense." ”

He Xiangdong was unconvinced: "Where is it singing nonsense?"

Zhang Wenhai said: "Where are the condoms in ancient times?"

He Xiangdong was puzzled: "What set? I didn't sing." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Isn't this what you sing, take out the sleeve." ”

He Xiangdong immediately explained: "I'm a peach, a peach, Zhang Sheng took out the peach from his arms, the two of them were hungry, eat some peaches, what did you hear?"

Zhang Wenhai was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong also poked his fingers at Zhang Wenhai with disgust on his face: "Oh, you are so old, your thoughts are really dirty." (To be continued.) )