Repetition is power, just like He Xiangdong said that the burden of welcoming the door has not changed for thousands of years, which has become his personal symbol. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Now He Xiangdong is the same reason for Cai Gong's praise, this practice is also called an art label, and Cai Gongye is firmly marked with an art label, and in the future, as long as the audience thinks of this person, they can quickly think of his characteristics and his label.

In this way, he is easier to be remembered, especially this is the first commercial performance of Xiang Wenshe to Tianjin, there are so many audiences and reporters and media sitting under the stage, and when the report comes out, as long as it works well, he can even become famous.

He Xiangdong also praised people like this before, but in the past, his own fame was limited, and the resources of Xiangwen Society were also limited, so he praised it, but the effect was average.

But now it's different, today is different from the past, the current He Xiangdong is the most popular actor in today's cross talk industry, coupled with the fame of Xiang Wenshe's commercial performance, the words that come out of his mouth can really be said to be a thousand words, Cai Ye is really fishing this time.

Cai Shang said with great disgust on the stage: "No, there is no this, I don't want this throne, whoever likes it wants it, if you dare to be the emperor, you have to sell vegetables." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Hey, no, it's all a joke, it's a matter of saying and having fun." ”

Cai Shang said: "It's still true." ”

He Xiangdong said: "What prince is not a prince, this is all funny, everyone, our teacher Cai's father is a great character." ”

Cai Shang asked curiously, "Oh, what do you say?"

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said to the audience: "Everyone, my father used to work in the palace. ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Cai Shang hurriedly stopped him: "You wait a while, what do you mean to work in the palace, this is like human talk?"

He Xiangdong explained: "I mean your father works in the Forbidden City and does cultural relics maintenance. ”

"Oh, that's right. Cai's business was sudden.

He Xiangdong said: "Otherwise, what do you think?"

"Forehead ......" Cai Shang was stunned on the spot.

"Woo ......" The audience began to heckle.

He Xiangdong's face was full of evil smiles.

Cai Shang was embarrassed and silently nosed, and said foolishly: "I thought it was selling tickets." ”

"Haha......" He Xiangdong laughed out loud.

Cai Shang is also laughing.

After laughing, He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Our Boss Cai is from Tianjin, and he also talks cross talk in Tianjin, but his father and father-in-law and mother-in-law are all in Beijing. ”

Cai Shang Ying admitted: "Yes, my daughter-in-law is from Beijing. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Boss Cai's father lives in the chicken foot alley in Xicheng, Beijing. ”

Cai Shang complained: "Why don't you call it a Hutong, and return chicken feet." ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "That's the name, your daughter-in-law still lives in Bada Hutong." ”

"Go. Cai Shang roared angrily.

"Haha......" The audience laughed.

Cai Shang said angrily: "Your daughter-in-law only lives in Bada Hutong." ”

He Xiangdong explained: "This is a name, and there are eight old ladies living in this alley, so it is called Bada Hutong. ”

Cai Shang said: "Then this business is not going to be good." ”

The audience had just rested, and they were all amused again.

He Xiangdong smiled and pointed at Cai Shang and said, "You said that this kind of cross talk is going to be scolded in Beijing." ”

"you. Cai Shang waved his hand.

The audience burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong waited for a while, and the audience stopped before he said: "That's what it means, you see that our Boss Cai and his lover are in Tianjin, and Beijing is where the old people on both sides are there, and the old man often goes to see Boss Cai's father-in-law and mother-in-law." ”

Cai Shang said: "This is to visit relatives. ”

It's time to work.

He Xiangdong said: "This old man has a weekend holiday, and he set off from Jijiao Hutong to Bada Hutong with something in his hand." ”

Cai Shang said: "Okay, okay, don't mention your eight alleys." ”

He Xiangdong gestured in his hand: "When you come to visit, you always have to bring some greeting gifts, and you don't need anything particularly good, that is, some fruit snacks and the like." Along the way, I came to the eight alleys, and I banged on the door. ”

Cai Shang also responded: "Hey, I'm home." ”

He turned to the east and pretended to be the person inside shouting, "Who?" ”

Cai Shang replied again: "I asked someone." ”

He Xiangdong patted his chest and said loudly: "It's me, the real hero who hates the sky and the earth, the real hero who is in charge of Tianjin and the surrounding counties, the first brother of the fruit and vegetable wholesale market in Hongqiao District, and his father who is doing business with Cai." ”

Cai's business is about to collapse: "Hey, why are you mentioning this?"

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong turned sideways again: "Yo, the in-laws are here, come on, come in." ”

Cai Shang said: "This is to welcome in." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It was his father-in-law who welcomed his father into the door, and he saw his mother-in-law just a few steps after entering the door, and his mother-in-law's face changed at that time. ”

Cai Shang also asked, "Yo, what's wrong?"

He Xiangdong made a very cautious look, as if there was something unspeakable, and asked softly, "Why are you here?"

The audience immediately laughed.

Cai Ye was stunned: "What's going on, don't let me come?"

He Xiangdong continued to make that dead look and said: "It's not that you won't let me come, my old man is at home." ”

"Oops. Cai Shang was taken aback.

The audience laughed.

Cai Shang hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong: "No, you wait a while, why do I sound so awkward, what old man won't let me come, why don't you let me come." ”

He Xiangdong really asked, but he couldn't answer for a long time. Seeing this, the audience continued to make noises.

Cai Shang's heart is also hanging, he won't really ask, he really can't answer, right?

Obviously, he was thinking too much, He Xiangdong said: "Because your father is good at singing, and your mother-in-law also likes to sing, your father will often come to the door to find the old lady to sing." But your father-in-law didn't let your mother-in-law sing, so this time your father came, and your mother-in-law became nervous and said that the old man was still there. ”

Cai Shang suddenly said: "Oh, that's it." ”

He Xiangdong wiped his cold sweat: "Thanks to me, I can bring Yuan back." ”

Cai Shang said: "Hi." ”

The audience laughs.

He Xiangdong said: "Your father is addicted to opera, and he went to your mother-in-law to sing." When there are guests at home, you have to buy vegetables and cook, so your mother-in-law paid for your father-in-law, and the two sang in the house. ”

Cai Shang said: "It's really sung." ”

He Xiangdong leaned out obscenely, and his father whispered, "Hey, he's gone, come on." ”

Cai Shang pushed He Xiangdong's hand away: "What are you coming?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "Come and sing." ”

Cai Shang said: "Singing is singing, what are you doing here?"

He Xiangdong made do with it: "Okay, okay, then sing, your mother-in-law came first." ”

Cai Shang asked, "What's coming?"

"I sang a little tune. He Xiangdong opened his mouth and sang, "One and one more, there is a crescent moon, the crescent moon shines on the platform, and the face is full of sadness and other talents." Brother Lang Jun, how can he come, where to eat and drink, where to play cards, where to covet other people's skirts, so that the little slave hangs in his heart~ The left hand untied the button, and the right hand untied the ......"

"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter.

"Wait a minute. Cai Ye hurriedly stopped people, he was still immersed in He Xiangdong's beautiful little song in front of him, but people suddenly came to such a sentence, and he almost didn't miss it.

He waved his hand and said, "It's not like that, if you sing like this, the two of them will still have something." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Is this written in drama?"

Cai Gong's whole person is not good: "What kind of play?

He Xiangdong said: "The West Chamber, isn't this version not allowed to be sung later." ”

"Okay. ”

"Woo ......" the audience coaxed.

He Xiangdong said: "We are all discussing art, and the old lady hasn't finished singing yet." ”

Cai Shang also accepted his fate: "Then you can continue to sing." ”

He Xiangdong sang: "The bright moon is in the sky, like daytime." There is a prostitute sitting firmly, in the Qinglou, holding the railing and exchanging tears. ”

Hearing this, the audience laughed again, I have to say that He Xiangdong's Liu work really made them enjoy it, and this word is also normal, but in the current context, it is too funny.

The hearts of the colleagues in the art world also sank a little, and Gou Qifu breathed a deep sigh, there is really no land under the fame, this person is amazing.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "I have a good heart, follow the Shandong buddy, what I'm afraid of is drinking porridge every day, one meal at a time." I have a good heart, follow the cross talk, I'm afraid that the fruit and vegetable market will go wholesale. ”

Cai Shang stopped He Xiangdong: "Go, don't be scolded." ”

The bottom rings, the end.

He Xiangdong glanced at the door, Su Shengde shook his head at him, and the actors still didn't come. He Xiangdong bowed slightly, and his heart was a little heavier.