Chapter 647: Supporting Cai's business
After all, Cai Ye still has a level and has experienced many actual combat actors, after the initial discomfort and nervousness, now his state has returned to normal, and his ability to praise has also been revealed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
He Xiangdong's heart is also a lot more relaxed, it's good not to be nervous, cross talk actors come to the stage and say that cross talk is to relax, there is a saying in the foreign comedy industry called "There is no more way to stifle laughter than going too far", nervousness is a kind of overheating, the more deliberate the audience is, the more difficult it is for the audience to laugh, just to be relaxed, and when you practice cross talk to the realm of chatting is cross talk, then your level will be a generation of famous artists.
He Xiangdong waved his hand at Cai Shang again and again: "Don't dare, don't dare, I'm not this kind of person." ”
"Oh, hehe......" Cai Shang sneered twice.
He Xiangdong flattered and said: "I can't compare with you, I can't eat locally as a foreign monk, and you are a well-known person in the local area." ”
Before going on stage, they didn't have any work, and they didn't have a book, and Cai Shang didn't know what He Xiangdong was going to say, so he could only be cautious and go down, to be honest, he had never said cross talk like this, which felt really exciting.
Cai Shang also waved his hand and said, "I can't call it, it's just an ordinary person." ”
He Xiangdong said: "No, I have heard your fame in Tianjin in Beijing, and you still have a name." ”
Cai Shang was slightly surprised: "Hey, yes, then you can tell me." ”
He Xiangdong said loudly: "You are a real hero who hates the sky and the earth, and is in charge of Tianjin and the surrounding counties, the first brother Cai business in the fruit and vegetable market in Hongqiao District." ”
Cai Ye was stunned, and blurted out: "What is it?"
"Hahaha......"
"Woo ......"
The audience laughed and coaxed, the atmosphere was very lively, and the name was so interesting.
The reporters who stood under the stage to take pictures were also unable to hold their cameras steadily, most of them were local media in Tianjin, and Xiangwen She was from Beijing.
And looking at the appearance of these people, they will not let go of the name of this old elder, and in this way, Cai Ye's reputation will be much better.
Tong Wensheng and Guo Wenqiang's faces were also full of smiles, and Tong Wensheng praised: "This Xiao He is really good, this is a big win for Xiao Cai." ”
"yes. Guo Wenqiang nodded with emotion, looking at He Xiangdong's eyes full of appreciation, and the decision in his heart was heavier.
The colleagues sitting there were full of feelings in their hearts, and there were those who were envious, jealous, and appreciative.
Cai Ye on the stage was even more happy.
He Xiangdong doesn't care so much, in the case of the situation in Xiangwen Society now, Cai Ye is still willing to play, which has helped him a lot, in return, He Xiangdong must be to praise him, and it is not okay if he does not repay him.
He Xiangdong glanced at Cai Shang and praised: "You are a big hero." ”
Cai Shang said: "Don't, don't talk nonsense." ”
He Xiangdong said: "No, but then again, I have to thank you." ”
Cai Shang was puzzled: "Oh?"
He Xiangdong explained: "You have the grace to help me, you see that you also came up to the stage to help us talk about cross talk." ”
Cai Shang said politely: "This is as it should be, this is friendship with the same people, and helping the gang is nothing." ”
He Xiangdong nodded and muttered softly: "If only those colleagues in Beijing were like you." ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed again, He Xiangdong's little in Beijing had already been spread to Tianjin, and the Tianjin audience also knew about it.
Young Master Ma also smiled bitterly and shook his head when he heard it, he was deeply touched by what He Xiangdong said, don't look at their Ma family seems to have a bit of fame in the cross talk world, but that's all false, he and his father Ma Sanye are not less conspired by peers.
On the stage, Cai Ye also smiled bitterly and did not reply.
He Xiangdong found the conversation himself: "You are really good." ”
Cai Shang said: "You are polite, this is as it should be." ”
He Xiangdong said: "If I become the emperor one day, I ...... I'll just ...... I will make you my eldest prince. ”
"Poof. The audience burst out laughing.
Cai Shang was dumbfounded: "Ah, I'm your son?"
He Xiangdong was relieved: "You are the eldest son. ”
Cai Shang was dissatisfied: "That's not possible, then I'm also a son." ”
He Xiangdong said: "When I die, this country will be yours." ”
Cai Shang opened his mouth and said, "Then when will you die?"
"Huh?"
The audience was delighted.
This is the characteristic of Cai Gong's praise, he will not be completely affected like Xue Guo, he will look for an opportunity to stab back, which is an offensive praise. But he is different from Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang's mouth is too broken, and it is easy to cause trouble to the teaser, if the level of the teasing is not enough, he can't come to this, Cai business can talk little but will sting.
He Xiangdong was not happy: "If you are like this, I will not give you a fief." ”
Cai Shang was surprised: "What about the fiefdom?"
He Xiangdong said arrogantly: "That's it." ”
"Where? ”
He Xiangdong said very proudly: "Just in Tianjin, the capital of Gyeonggi, from today onwards, you will hate the sky and hate the land, and you will be in charge of Tianjin and the surrounding counties, the real hero, the first brother of the fruit and vegetable market in Hongqiao District, Cai Business." ”
"Go, I'm the eldest prince, why do I still sell vegetables. ”
"Hahaha......" The audience couldn't be happier.
He Xiangdong was planning to bring out Cai's business in this business show anyway, and he was also looking up and smiling.
waited until the audience's laughter stopped, and then he said: "This is your fiefdom, and after I die, you can still ascend the throne and become emperor." ”
Cai Shang said: "Oh, I can still be the emperor." ”
He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course, I will hide a copy of the edict for you behind the bright plaque in the Qianqing Palace, and when I die, you can take it down." ”
Cai Shang held it and asked, "I can become the emperor if I take this?"
He Xiangdong nodded and said: "Yes, after I die, you will take a bus to take the Beijing-Tianjin Expressway, come out and buy a subway ticket, and take Line 1 to the Forbidden City." ”
Cai Shang was dumbfounded: "You wait a while, my eldest prince is too miserable, take the bus and the subway to inherit the throne?"
The audience couldn't stop laughing.
He Xiangdong said: "It's not all, when you get past Tiananmen Square, you can go to the queue to buy a ticket and go in." ”
Cai Ye was speechless: "I still buy tickets when I go home?"
He Xiangdong said confidently: "Nonsense, what do you still want to do with your prince?"
Cai Shang made up and said: "Okay, okay, then line up, obeying order is a virtue." ”
He Xiangdong said: "From six o'clock in the morning to eight o'clock in the evening. ”
"Ah, have you been in line for so long, and will I inherit the throne?"
The audience burst into tears and laughed, and the atmosphere was very good.
Although only half of the people sat at the scene, the atmosphere was still very warm, and every burden He Xiangdong shook out rang, and this scene made some of the colleagues who were sitting at him mock He Xiangdong's deception look bad.
He Xiangdong explained: "That can't be helped, now it's New Year's Day Golden Week, the Forbidden City is full of tourists, and they are all lined up on Qianmen Street." ”
Cai Shang slapped his thigh: "Okay." ”
He Xiangdong said: "It wasn't until eight o'clock at night that I finally bought a ticket." ”
Cai Shang breathed a sigh of relief: "I can finally go in." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Rest at night and don't entertain tourists." ”
"Go. Cai Ye yelled.
He Xiangdong immediately continued: "Go tomorrow morning, go in early in the morning, and have a ticket." went straight to the Qianqing Palace and won the edict. ”
Cai Shang responded: "I finally want to be the emperor, this is not enough to tire people's money." ”
He Xiangdong said: "There is a sentence written on the edict. ”
"What?"
He Xiangdong said loudly: "The Emperor is located in Da'er, hating the sky and hating the land, and is in charge of Tianjin and the surrounding counties, the real hero, the first brother of the fruit and vegetable market in Hongqiao District, Cai Business." ”
Cai's business collapsed: "While playing, I haven't heard of it." ”
The audience laughed non-stop, and there was a lot of noise.