He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi started the second return in the audience's enthusiastic applause, still He Xiangdong teased and Fang Wenqi praised.

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "The audience tonight is enthusiastic, and they praise our father and wife so much." ”

"It's so exciting. ”

He Xiangdong bowed deeply: "Thank you to your parents." ”

Fang Wenqi also bowed: "You guys hold it a lot." ”

"Good. The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong got up and said with a smile: "Master, why don't we call Third Uncle Yang out." ”

"Okay. Fang Wenqi also responded.

He Xiangdong rushed to the back and shouted: "Third Uncle, Third Uncle Yang." ”

Fang Wenqi was also shouting: "San'er." ”

Yang San was at the entrance door, and when He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi were about to leave, they saw Yang San when they were stopped by Lin Zhengjun.

Hearing the shout, Yang San also came out, seeing that the audience was full of smiles, and kept arching his hands, the audience was also very face-saving, and the applause continued.

Fang Wenqi also stood next to him, vacating the place in the table, and Yang San stood in and bowed to the audience.

He Xiangdong introduced Yang San with a smile, several performance experiences made this child grow up quickly, the typhoon was very stable and chic, he said: "Introduce the gentleman next to me to everyone." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "I have to introduce it." ”

Yang San didn't speak, just turned sideways and looked at He Xiangdong with a smile.

He Xiangdong continued: "This gentleman's name is Yang San, and he is an old Tianjin. ”

Yang San also responded: "Born and raised." ”

He Xiangdong said to Yang San: "In the old society, you opened a quyi garden at home, where you sang operas, talked about cross talk, and sang drums, right?" ”

Yang San nodded and said, "There is such a thing." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "You have known my master for many years, and the two of you also talked about cross talk together back then. ”

Yang San said: "I said it for a while. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I heard that you didn't have a good relationship at the beginning, but you became friends later." ”

Yang San said: "There has to be a familiar process. ”

At this time, Fang Wenqi also made a stubble: "At first, I didn't like Yang San, but then I saw that his daughter-in-law was very beautiful, so I decided to make friends with him." ”

Yang San turned around, opened his mouth and sprayed: "Go." ”

He Xiangdong, the wilted guy, also said, "Wow, Master, you are really self-sacrificing." ”

Yang San also turned around and sprayed: "While playing." ”

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdong was also laughing, and then waited for the audience's voice to go down before he said: "My third uncle Yang was talking about cross talk back then, but after liberation, you stopped doing cross talk." ”

Yang San said: "Yes, I won't do it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Later, you pedaled three rounds and shook briquettes for people, right?" ”

Yang San said: "I don't have any other skills, just do some hard work." ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "If you want to say that my third uncle is dedicated, people have been pedaling three wheels for decades, we just found my third uncle yesterday and asked him to talk about cross talk, you don't know how black my third uncle shakes a briquette to make himself, and his body is full of soot. ”

Yang San said unhappily: "Is it so dark?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, if you don't believe it, you ask my master." ”

Yang San turned his head to look at Fang Wenqi.

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "There is such a thing, San'er, you don't know how dark you were at that time, just like crawling out of the pit." ”

Yang San hurriedly argued: "The smell of the pit is not black. ”

Fang Wenqi also explained: "Isn't there that black." ”

He Xiangdong also took a stubble: "This is fermented, blackened, so my third uncle Yang doesn't smell." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "That's not necessarily, human and pig still stink." ”

He Xiangdong argued: "That's still a little stinky pig, and my third uncle is definitely not pig." ”

"No, human still stinks after fermentation, so San'er is not human either. ”

"It's the same with pig. ”

The two experts chatted endlessly, and the audience was crazy with joy, this old and young man was so interesting.

Yang San was in a hurry, jumped up and shouted angrily: "What a mess, what, it's nothing, I have soot on me, the soot that shakes the briquettes." ”

He Xiangdong then understood, and said: "Oh, oh, soot, oh, soot." ”

Yang San confirmed: "Yes." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "like soot, Master, which kind of thing is this." ”

Fang Wenqi pondered seriously: "It's definitely not human, it's not pig's, it's possible to ......."

Before he finished speaking, Yang San rioted, and one of them pushed away the master and apprentice who didn't have a door on their mouths, and He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi also showed a smile of lack of morality.

"Calling ......" The audience kept coabling.

He Xiangdong came back and stood up, and said with a smile: "It's all a joke, my third uncle Yang is really soot, I promise, I promise, I promise." ”

Yang San said angrily: "Do you want to guarantee it?"

He Xiangdong continued: "No guarantee, let's go and ask the third uncle to go out of the mountain again to talk about cross talk, and after a lot of words, my third uncle agreed, and when I wasn't ready to go out, my third uncle also said that I wanted to take a bath." ”

Yang San said: "The body is dirty, it's all soot." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, this wash took more than an hour, and the water in the big wooden barrel was pitch black, like ink, and it could reflect the shadow of a person." ”

Yang San said: "How can it be so dark." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It can't be dark anymore, when we want to go out, my third uncle refuses to leave." ”

Yang San himself was still curious: "Why don't I want to go." ”

You stared at the big barrel in the pitch black and said a word. ”

Yang San asked, "What did you say?"

He Xiangdong licked his lips, revealing a greedy look: "I haven't drunk this dung soup yet." ”

"I'll you. Yang Sanyi pushed He Xiangdong, and the end of the small paragraph.

The audience applauded, the actors left, Yang San stepped down directly, He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi started the third return, the general rule in the art world is that there are only three returns, basically three times is about the same.

He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi stood up.

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "It's the third time I'm back, and we're not going to say anything, what questions do you have for the big guys?"

Someone in the audience immediately asked, "Child, how old are you?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I am nine years old. ”

Hearing this, the scene was in an uproar, only a nine-year-old child, just like that, he can eat, think about his own children or naughty words everywhere and don't know a few, people's nine-year-old children can perform on stage to support a field, it really can't be compared.

Someone in the audience asked with a bad voice: "Child, have you dealt with the object?" ”

He Xiangdong also looked at the man with a smile and said, "Big brother, do you have a girl in your family, lend me a little, and I will pay you back one big and one small next year." ”

The man's evil smile was fixed on his face at that time, and everyone next to him was coaxing.

Fang Wenqi also stopped He Xiangdong with a smile: "You haven't developed yet, don't talk nonsense." ”

He Xiangdong also smiled.

Someone in the audience asked, "Will you still talk about cross talk here in the future?"

Speaking of the topic, He Xiangdong immediately said: "Say, we will all talk here in the future, tomorrow night, it's still the old time, we are still talking about cross talk here, do you still come to cheer?"

Backstage, Bai Fengshan and Lin Zhengjun both raised their throats.

Fortunately, the audience was very face-saving and shouted in unison: "Come back." ”

He Xiangdong asked loudly again, "Do you want to bring family and friends?"

The audience shouted in unison: "Belt." "The crowd was enthusiastic and crazy tonight.

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "Then it's okay, you can't go back, if you don't come, the consequences will be serious." ”

Fang Wenqi also asked, "What are the consequences of this?"

He Xiangdong pointed at his master and said to the audience: "See this old gentleman, if you don't come tomorrow night, I will make a trap around my master's neck, and get a rope behind me and go to your house to slip ......."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away and scolded loudly: "Go, this is walking the dog." ”

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