Fang Wenqi and He Xiangdong went off the stage to rest, Yang San came on the stage, sang an allegro book, eighteen sorrows, said that the tiger is also worried, the wolf is also worried, the elephant is also worried, the deer is also worried, and the mule is also worried and the horse is also worried. The cow is worried, the sheep are worried, the pig is worried, the dog is worried, the duck is also worried, and the goose is worried. Toad sorrow, crab sorrow, clam sorrow, turtle sorrow, fish sorrow shrimp sorrow, each has its own reasons.

A classic tongue twister allegro book, very hard work, Yang San's allegro is also easy to say, almost in one breath, there is no stumbling at all, in one go, the audience also applauds loudly, applauding constantly, these are all people with real talent and learning.

The last show is a group comedy, it is still a horse coat, Yang San is funny, Fang Wenqi is funny, and He Xiangdong is greasy. From the audience's point of view, He Xiangdong stood on the far left, which was the usual teasing position, Fang Wenqi was in the position of teasing in the table, and Yang San was standing on the far right.

The group comedy of picking up the horse coat is more special, his tease is standing on the far right of the table, the one who lent the horse coat, there is no door on the mouth, the person who talks nonsense everywhere, the one who picks up the coat does not believe it, and asks the one who borrowed the horse coat from others, the one who helps the tease in order to keep the horse coat on his body, this is called greasy seam.

What is greasy seam is to round back other people's lies and close the seam, which is called greasy seams. In a real sense, there are greasy sewn in cross talk, and there are also greasy ones in other group comedy, but they also passed from here.

The cross talk of "Picking Up the Horse Jacket" is also called "Round Lie", which is from the jokes in "Xiaolin Guangji" and "Continuation of Jinling Trivia", there are many versions, the most classic of which is Zhang Shouchen, Ma Sanli and Zhao Peiru at the Spring Festival Gala in the literary and artistic circles in 1951.

He Xiangdong's grandfather is also good, although He Xiangdong is young, he is clever and smart, and he vividly expresses the anxious demeanor of a child who can't lie in order to keep his horse coat. Yang San is also a senior in cross talk, and his skills are very profound, and he shows a person who doesn't have a door on his lips in three or two sentences, Fang Wenqi said that it was Yang San's true colors.

As for Fang Wenqi, not to mention, people who have been talking about cross talk for most of their lives, cross talk kung fu has long been perfected, everyone can rest assured that he comes to work, not much or less, but every sentence is at the knots, controlling the rhythm and progress of the entire cross talk, this master cooperates very well.

Amid the warm applause and applause of the audience, this gentleman began to return.

The first time he returned, Yang San went down to rest first, He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi returned, He Xiangdong teased, Fang Wenqi praised him, Fang Wenqi spared no effort to support his baby apprentice.

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and stood solemnly, Fang Wenqi propped his hands on the table, looking at his apprentice, he was already very tired after these few big jobs.

The audience also cheered.

"The kid sings us another one. ”

"Come down, come down, kid. ”

"Are the children married?"

……

The scene was noisy.

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Sing for a while, then sing, now how about the big guy listen to us for a little paragraph first?"

The audience tonight is excited, excited, and enthusiastic, and all kinds of noisy sounds just can't stop.

Backstage, Bai Fengshan and Lin Zhengjun's hearts are entangled, and the audience's voices are louder than the actors, how can I say this, if they encounter this situation when they sing, the audience will smash the scene, and the play will not be able to sing.

But this is not a matter at all in the cross talk actors, our boss Xiao He has never seen anything, He Xiangdong said loudly: "Okay, don't say it again, and I'm going to let the dog go." ”

Fang Wenqi also smiled: "How can there be a dog?"

The audience still can't stop.

He Xiangdong raised his head back and shouted, "Release Manager Lin in the cage." ”

The audience laughed, attracted attention, and the voice suddenly became a lot softer.

Fang Wenqi was surprised: "Manager Lin is a dog?"

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "No matter how noisy it is, I released Manager Lin and his father, which is much more powerful than a dog." ”

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong and scolded: "Go, what is this called." ”

......The audience also coaxed, applauded, and laughed, but their attention was completely attracted by the stage, and they stopped arguing.

He Xiangdong shrank his head, smiled, and then explained: "Actually, what we said earlier is a joke, what we said in the cross talk is false, everyone will pass it as soon as they hear it, don't take it seriously." Just like Manager Lin's father, Mr. Lin is a docile elder, who takes good care of us juniors, and has nothing to say about that character. ”

Fang Wenqi also responded: "He is a good person." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "But it's true that people love to lie on the table. ”

Fang Wenqi was also anxious, and said loudly: "It's really true." ”

The audience laughed, and the encore effect was very good, and the laughter of the audience never stopped tonight.

Fang Wenqi continued: "Didn't you just say that the old man was a docile elder, why is this like this now." ”

"Oooh. He Xiangdong also reacted: "You can't say it, you can't say it, you can't say it." ”

"That's right. ”

He Xiangdong adjusted a moment and said, "Then let me tell you about my master, I tell you, my master had a miscarriage......

"Go. Fang Wenqi hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong and covered the child's mouth.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and they couldn't be funny.

After a while, Fang Wenqi let go of his hand and said, "Okay, you kid has made fun of your elders, right, have you slipped away?"

He Xiangdong smiled flatteringly, and admitted: "Don't say it, don't say it, I'll talk about my own business." ”

"Okay. Fang Wenqi turned his anger into joy.

He Xiangdong rolled his eyes and said: "Who to say, who to say, who to say, eh, by the way, just say that I am small." ”

"Doesn't your feelings mean that you are alone?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong replied: "I'm not stupid. ”

"Ho ......"

The audience also watched it with relish.

He Xiangdong continued: "I have a small hair, his name is Shi Lei, four stones, the son of a big boss in our suburban county, he is fat, he is too fat. ”

Fang Wenqi also asked, "How fat are you?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's too fat, as soon as he walked over, the ground shook, booming, like an earthquake, and the people in Tangshan didn't let him enter the city." ”

Fang Wenqi questioned: "Are you so fat?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's not more, wherever he goes, the wind can't blow, isn't there a typhoon on the southern coast, this is not looking for my brother, if my big stone brother goes, hey, there is also a typhoon, and even half of his body can't be blown up." ”

"It's so heavy?" Fang Wenqi was surprised.

"That's right, although people are fat, but it's also beneficial. ”

"What's the benefit?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong explained: "The first one, he couldn't drown, he jumped into the river, squeezed out half of the river's water, and then stood up and the river was cut off. ”

"Wow, that's amazing. Fang Wenqi was startled.

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "That's right, he still contributes to our hometown." ”

"What contribution?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's the road, the asphalt road, the last time there was a lack of a roller, let my brother go over, my brother lay on the ground, this roll, that is much smoother than the roller." Don't look at him fat, he built so many of our roads. ”

Fang Wenqi said in disbelief: "You don't talk nonsense, how can anyone do that kind of work." ”

"Yes, my brother didn't like it either, so he came to me. He Xiangdong pretended to be Shi Lei crying with a sad face: "Dongzi Dongzi, I don't want to get off the road anymore, I don't want to be so fat." ”

Fang Wenqi asked, "What's the use of looking for you?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's useless to look for me, but my master has a trick to lose weight." ”

Fang Wenqi also praised: "Yes, I have a trick." ”

He Xiangdong looked at the master again and said, "You used to be fat and had a very big belly, but now you have lost weight like this, and your belly is gone." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "I have a trick for this. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then I brought my brother Shi Da Fat to find my master, as soon as I entered the door, my master lost weight, his big belly was gone, he was squatting at the door and rubbing his belly, it may be uncomfortable." ”

"It's uncomfortable to go down all of a sudden. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I asked, 'Master, Master, tell my brother how your belly went down,' and my master said. ”

Fang Wenqi was also curious: "How do you say it." ”

He Xiangdong cried with a face: "I had a miscarriage." ”

"Go. Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away.

The audience burst into laughter and applause, this bottom was very loud, especially in that environment at that time, the two of them bowed and left, and the first return was over.